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[Blansten]

This thread is better than HBO

[Maria Caliban]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

I never got that into clams. I could go for oysters though. A little hot sauce, some lemon juice, and a lot of slurping.

Too few understand the appeal of food that wiggles while you eat it.

[hoorayforicecream]

Ok, since I have sated myself with delicious noodle, I return to the limericks...

Hawke once made the mistake of revealing
she had no sense of sexual feeling
Till 'Bela grabbed her bun
for some girly fun
and Hawke had to be scraped from the ceiling.

And one more:

Merrill's a cute, naive girl
whose innocence largely unfurled
when a pirate told stories
of the shanking of Jories
while at a place known as the Pearl

Cheers.

[TobiTobsen]

I think my head just exploded from the awesomeness contained on the last few pages.

[MG800]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Ok, since I have sated myself with delicious noodle, I return to the limericks...

Hawke once made the mistake of revealing
she had no sense of sexual feeling
Till 'Bela grabbed her bun
for some girly fun
and Hawke had to be scraped from the ceiling.

And one more:

Merrill's a cute, naive girl
whose innocence largely unfurled
when a pirate told stories
of the shanking of Jories
while at a place known as the Pearl

Cheers.

Hahaha 
Hello, guys - I think I'll stick around. 
(shanking Jories will never get old XD)

[mesmerizedish]

Maria Caliban wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

I never got that into clams. I could go for oysters though. A little hot sauce, some lemon juice, and a lot of slurping.

Too few understand the appeal of food that wiggles while you eat it.

The innuendo's fun again! *cuddles*

[Blansten]

There once was a Pirate from Rivain
who from pleasure could never abstain
though she tried and she tried
from frustration she cried
I will never be the master of my domain

[Wentletrap]

Brodyaha wrote...

First time I've stepped into this thread.
These are awesome! 

Thanks!   I have more.... 


When I'm showing my stern to my pirate,
she never can help but admire it.
And once it’s arisen,
I slip her my mizzen –
again and again, ‘til I tire it .
 
-----------------------------------------------------
 
Each time Isabela’s undressed –
Sweet Maker! I know that I'm blessed.
Many tales I’ve heard told
about silver and gold –
but true treasure is that pirate’s chest. 
 

Modifié par Wentletrap, 25 avril 2011 - 08:09 .

[hoorayforicecream]

Here's a quickie...

Isabela's plan from the start
was to get lady Hawke's thighs apart
but the Pirate Queen's
plan had not foreseen
that she'd end up opening her heart.

Modifié par hoorayforicecream, 25 avril 2011 - 08:45 .

[Blansten]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Here's a quickie...

Isabela's plan from the start
was to get lady Hawke's thighs apart
but the Pirate Queen's
plan had not foreseen
that she'd end up opening her heart.

In the world of Isabela I have the feeling "quickie" refers to something very differerent

You do however have mad limerick skillz

[hoorayforicecream]

Blansten wrote...

In the world of Isabela I have the feeling "quickie" refers to something very differerent

You do however have mad limerick skillz

A certain lyrical poet
liked to read and to write and to show it
When asked if she knew
if the intentions were true
said she "would I drop innuendo and not know it?" 

[whykikyouwhy]

I must heed the call of the limerick, though I cannot boast anything close to the mastery of those who came before me.

A nod to Aveline...

Chaste, the Guard Captain was dour
Her expression perpetually sour
But then she was wed
And in Donnic's bed
Happily hammered at the hour

[Wentletrap]

Isabela, my Queen of the Seas.
Once in bed, she's so eager to please.
She works hard expanding
my Champion standing,
until it brings her to her knees.

[edgelett]

ok i TRIED to rivalmance isabella on my 2nd play through...and I just can't do it lol! i mustnt have been...nasty enough in Act 1 cause i cant seem to get her to hate me. I REALLY wanted to try a rivalmance too.

[Master Shiori]

edgelett wrote...

ok i TRIED to rivalmance isabella on my 2nd play through...and I just can't do it lol! i mustnt have been...nasty enough in Act 1 cause i cant seem to get her to hate me. I REALLY wanted to try a rivalmance too.

I rivalmanced her only once and it required doing things my Hawke would never agree with, like turning Kelder over to his father even though it's clear he wouldn't answer for his crimes. 

I don't think I'll pursue Izzy's rivalmance again, especially since her friendship romance is much more satisfying imo.

[whykikyouwhy]

Master Shiori wrote...

edgelett wrote...

ok i TRIED to rivalmance isabella on my 2nd play through...and I just can't do it lol! i mustnt have been...nasty enough in Act 1 cause i cant seem to get her to hate me. I REALLY wanted to try a rivalmance too.

I rivalmanced her only once and it required doing things my Hawke would never agree with, like turning Kelder over to his father even though it's clear he wouldn't answer for his crimes. 

I don't think I'll pursue Izzy's rivalmance again, especially since her friendship romance is much more satisfying imo.

Plus, it's always dangerous to be so at odds with a woman who carries so many daggers.

[hoorayforicecream]

Hawke could have loved the ex-slave
whose fist could send mage to the grave
Or elf girl the loved one,
or the abomination
but instead t'was the pirate she craved.

As a friend, Varric Tethras is best
Watching over you, or sharing a jest
but most focus on
how he's a paragon
of manliness, written all over his chest

Here's one that isn't mine, but I enjoyed anyway:

On the breasts of a barmaid name Gail
were tattooed prices of beer, stout and ale,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was precisely the same, but in Braille

[Master Shiori]

whykikyouwhy wrote...

Plus, it's always dangerous to be so at odds with a woman who carries so many daggers.

Hmm, now there's a thought. How many daggers does Isabela have? 

Besides the obvious 2 on her back, she also has a third such dagger that she used to knife one of Hayder's goons and possibly a murder knife, as evidenced during her love scene with Hawke (unless that was actually Hawke's knife).

[hoorayforicecream]

Master Shiori wrote...

whykikyouwhy wrote...

Plus, it's always dangerous to be so at odds with a woman who carries so many daggers.

Hmm, now there's a thought. How many daggers does Isabela have? 

Besides the obvious 2 on her back, she also has a third such dagger that she used to knife one of Hayder's goons and possibly a murder knife, as evidenced during her love scene with Hawke (unless that was actually Hawke's knife).

It's always one more than you think. Just in case.

[Wentletrap]

Last evening, we’d had quite a row,
so I told Isabela to go.
In a show of irreverence,
she headed to Zevran’s – 
and now she is there eating Crow...
 

[Lenimph]

I gave the limericks a go...


There once was a pirate queen
who ran away and made a scene,
but she came back
for she was no hack,
and made a Hawke’s eyes gleam.

Modifié par Lenimph, 26 avril 2011 - 08:25 .

[Lenimph]

Another one...


Hawke was warned not to be nasty
to the elven girl that was her bestie.
For Isabela was so smitten
to protect her kitten
that she threatened to cut off his testes .

[whykikyouwhy]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Master Shiori wrote...

whykikyouwhy wrote...

Plus, it's always dangerous to be so at odds with a woman who carries so many daggers.

Hmm, now there's a thought. How many daggers does Isabela have? 

Besides the obvious 2 on her back, she also has a third such dagger that she used to knife one of Hayder's goons and possibly a murder knife, as evidenced during her love scene with Hawke (unless that was actually Hawke's knife).

It's always one more than you think. Just in case.

I would imagine that Isabela, like Hawke and the Warden, always has a spare dagger handy for jabbing into a gaping maw, committing a mercy kill, or slicing cheese.

[whykikyouwhy]

Wentletrap & Lenimph...applause to you both!