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[Apathy1989]

shotgun-shepard wrote...

Wow its quiet in here. Just finished Legacy and Izzy has one romance specific line that is entirely hilarious. In fact it was worth buying just for the new banter between her and Big Girl. Need to do another runthrough with Varric and Merrill, but I recommend everyone to take Izzy and Aveline at some point (there is a game of I-Spy but I shall say no more!).

I've updated my photobucket with a TON of new screencaps, this time default Marian with the nutella/blood smear tattoo ---> s928.photobucket.com/albums/ad129/the-weirdwolf/Dragon%20Age/


And trying to breathe some life into the thread...I challenge you all to write your own piece of party banter involving Isabela! Here's my explanation of Izzy's nicknames for the Hawke sisters (PG-13)

Aveline: I'm confused Isabela, don't you call Hawke sweetness?

Isabela: No Big Girl, Hawke is 'sweet thing', Bethany is sweetness.

Aveline: But what's the difference? They both have sweet in them...

Isabela: Well 'sweetness' is a description of Bethany's personality...*evil grin* 'sweet thing' is a description of the taste of Hawke's-

Aveline: WHY? Why did I have to ask?

Isabela: *dirty chuckle*

Your turn!

hahahaha

I brought Aveline, Bethany and Isabela along for my second playthrough, but didnt hear those lines. Aveline and Isabela have some funny banter though!

(paraphrasing, beginning of dlc after talking about carta attacking hawk)

Isabela: We need to find out what they want. They could burst in when I am naked. That would be awkward.

Avaline: Hasn't everyone seen you naked already?

Isabela: Oh no it would be awkward because I would only have 3 knives.

Cannot remember rest.

[shotgun-shepard]

I loved that part, but the lines I typed are my own that I made up. Thought it would be fun for us all to come up with our own party banter and that's my submission. Still, that you thought it was actually from the game can only be a good thing so thanks!

[brain_damage]

shotgun-shepard wrote...

I've updated my photobucket with a TON of new screencaps, this time default Marian with the nutella/blood smear tattoo ---> s928.photobucket.com/albums/ad129/the-weirdwolf/Dragon%20Age/

Which armor mod are you using?

Also, new party banter from Legacy with a romanced Hawke, Isabela and Carver:

Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver(rather seductively): With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His Light untiring as it parts the Veil.
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Hawke(really flustered): No you don't! No, she doesn't!

Jo Wyatt's voice really sells it and makes it sound perfect.

[Apathy1989]

brain_damage wrote...

shotgun-shepard wrote...

I've updated my photobucket with a TON of new screencaps, this time default Marian with the nutella/blood smear tattoo ---> s928.photobucket.com/albums/ad129/the-weirdwolf/Dragon%20Age/

Which armor mod are you using?

Also, new party banter from Legacy with a romanced Hawke, Isabela and Carver:

Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver(rather seductively): With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His Light untiring as it parts the Veil.
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Hawke(really flustered): No you don't! No, she doesn't!

Jo Wyatt's voice really sells it and makes it sound perfect.

Nice. Shame Carver-Isabela don't have any dialogue if he is a warden (iirc). I loved Isabela-Sebastians dialogue about how she should learn to use a bow. She ends the coversation with:

Isabela: You have pretty eyes.
Sebastian: Um I guess this coversation is over.

[nitefyre410]

brain_damage wrote...

shotgun-shepard wrote...

I've updated my photobucket with a TON of new screencaps, this time default Marian with the nutella/blood smear tattoo ---> s928.photobucket.com/albums/ad129/the-weirdwolf/Dragon%20Age/

Which armor mod are you using?

Also, new party banter from Legacy with a romanced Hawke, Isabela and Carver:

Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver(rather seductively): With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His Light untiring as it parts the Veil.
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Hawke(really flustered): No you don't! No, she doesn't!

Jo Wyatt's voice really sells it and makes it sound perfect.

Makes me want to make a  Male Mage Hawke and romance some else just so Hawke can have bro fist moment with his little bro. 

Modifié par nitefyre410, 28 juillet 2011 - 12:26 .

[Sheryl Chee]

Apathy1989 wrote...
Nice. Shame Carver-Isabela don't have any dialogue if he is a warden (iirc).

No, there is banter between Izzy and a Grey Warden Carver. It's possible you missed it because someone else spoke up when you crossed the trigger. Unfortunately there are only two.

[upsettingshorts]

Sheryl Chee wrote...

No, there is banter between Izzy and a Grey Warden Carver.

"I don't know if I'm aroused or scared."

Edit: Ah, didn't see the Grey Warden part.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 28 juillet 2011 - 03:58 .

[ipgd]

brain_damage wrote...

Also, new party banter from Legacy with a romanced Hawke, Isabela and Carver:

Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver(rather seductively): With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His Light untiring as it parts the Veil.
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Hawke(really flustered): No you don't! No, she doesn't!

Jo Wyatt's voice really sells it and makes it sound perfect.

I like Sebastian getting buttpained over it.

Isabela is kind of the best

Modifié par ipgd, 28 juillet 2011 - 08:12 .

[hoorayforicecream]

Sheryl Chee wrote...

Apathy1989 wrote...
Nice. Shame Carver-Isabela don't have any dialogue if he is a warden (iirc).

No, there is banter between Izzy and a Grey Warden Carver. It's possible you missed it because someone else spoke up when you crossed the trigger. Unfortunately there are only two.

So... one for Warden, one for Templar? Or two for each?

[hoorayforicecream]

shotgun-shepard wrote...

Your turn!

Challenge accepted!

Bethany: So... you and my sister...
Isabela: Yes. Do you disapprove?
Bethany: Oh no, I would never.
Isabela: Has she always liked eating pastries in bed?
Hawke: Isabela!
Bethany: The crumbs get everywhere! She used to tell mother it was my fault.
Isabela: At least it tastes good when I clean her off.
Hawke & Bethany together: Isabela!
Varric: *chuckles* Two Hawkes with one shot, Rivaini. I'm impressed.

Edit: And another...

Varric: Rivaini, I've got those things you asked for.
Isabela: Oh, finally. I thought they would never arrive. Even the... "you-know-what"?
Varric: Especially the you-know-what.
Isabela: It's about time. And the other things? They're all here?
Varric: Rivaini, you wound me. Of course I did.
Hawke: What are you two going on about?
Isabela: His new book, "The Passion of the Champion"
Hawke: "The Passion of the Champion"? Really, Varric?
Varric: The unofficial biography of the Champion of Kirkwall.
Isabela: I'm proof-reading certain bits for... factual accuracy.
Varric: I'm just surprised Hawke didn't ask about the scented oil, rubber gloves, and riding crop.

Modifié par hoorayforicecream, 28 juillet 2011 - 07:23 .

[Sheryl Chee]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

So... one for Warden, one for Templar? Or two for each?

Oh, sorry. I was referring to the banter triggers. There are only two of those.

[hoorayforicecream]

Sheryl Chee wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

So... one for Warden, one for Templar? Or two for each?

Oh, sorry. I was referring to the banter triggers. There are only two of those.

I am pretty sure I found them both. I also guessed that there are two new banters per character pair. Is that correct? 

[bleetman]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Challenge accepted!

*snipped hilarity*

These are great

Modifié par bleetman, 28 juillet 2011 - 08:04 .

[Anarya]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

shotgun-shepard wrote...

Your turn!

Challenge accepted!

Bethany: So... you and my sister...
Isabela: Yes. Do you disapprove?
Bethany: Oh no, I would never.
Isabela: Has she always liked eating pastries in bed?
Hawke: Isabela!
Bethany: The crumbs get everywhere! She used to tell mother it was my fault.
Isabela: At least it tastes good when I clean her off.
Hawke & Bethany together: Isabela!
Varric: *chuckles* Two Hawkes with one shot, Rivaini. I'm impressed.

Edit: And another...

Varric: Rivaini, I've got those things you asked for.
Isabela: Oh, finally. I thought they would never arrive. Even the... "you-know-what"?
Varric: Especially the you-know-what.
Isabela: It's about time. And the other things? They're all here?
Varric: Rivaini, you wound me. Of course I did.
Hawke: What are you two going on about?
Isabela: His new book, "The Passion of the Champion"
Hawke: "The Passion of the Champion"? Really, Varric?
Varric: The unofficial biography of the Champion of Kirkwall.
Isabela: I'm proof-reading certain bits for... factual accuracy.
Varric: I'm just surprised Hawke didn't ask about the scented oil, rubber gloves, and riding crop.

Oh my god Isabela I love you

I don't have an Izzy-romancing Hawke yet so I never got to hear these.

[jamesp81]

shotgun-shepard wrote...

I loved that part, but the lines I typed are my own that I made up. Thought it would be fun for us all to come up with our own party banter and that's my submission. Still, that you thought it was actually from the game can only be a good thing so thanks!

I think of this one as a "follow up" to the "Bethany's a virgin" banter...

Hawke: Bethany, you came home awfully late.  Where were you?  I was starting to get worried.
Bethany: I...was...uhh...
Isabela: She was with me (purring seductively)
Hawke: (warningly) Isabela.
Isabela: No no, Hawke, it wasn't like that.  Well, not with me anyway, seeing how we were at the blooming rose
Hawke: (angry) Isabela!
Isabela: You're such a damned stick in the mud.
Bethany: No really, brother.  It was fine.  Just...don't tell mother.
Isabela: From the sounds coming from your room it was more than fine, sweetie.
Bethany: (blushes madly)
Hawke: By the Maker!  I can't know that, not about my sister.  Gah, stop corrupting her!
Isabela: Aww, Hawke, I just love it so when you get all protective of her.  It's so sweet, so charming, and so annoyingly you.

(awkward 2 minute silence as they browse the hightown market)

Bethany: It's amazing, really.  The ears aren't even close to being the sharpest part of an elf.
Merrill: I know just what you mean.  One reason I love your brother so much.
Hawke: (cringes)  I should go.

Modifié par jamesp81, 28 juillet 2011 - 08:51 .

[hoorayforicecream]

Anarya wrote...

Oh my god Isabela I love you

I don't have an Izzy-romancing Hawke yet so I never got to hear these.

Oh, I made those up. Shotty asked for folks to write our own Isabela banter, so I put pen to paper and came up with these two. 

I would *love* to hear Victoria Kruger saying these lines though.

[Anarya]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Oh my god Isabela I love you

I don't have an Izzy-romancing Hawke yet so I never got to hear these.

Oh, I made those up. Shotty asked for folks to write our own Isabela banter, so I put pen to paper and came up with these two. 

I would *love* to hear Victoria Kruger saying these lines though.

Hah, well they sound totally plausible.

[R2s Muse]

Apathy1989 wrote...

brain_damage wrote...

Also, new party banter from Legacy with a romanced Hawke, Isabela and Carver:

Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver(rather seductively): With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His Light untiring as it parts the Veil.
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Hawke(really flustered): No you don't! No, she doesn't!

Jo Wyatt's voice really sells it and makes it sound perfect.

Nice. Shame Carver-Isabela don't have any dialogue if he is a warden (iirc).

No, I actually just got this one with Izzy and Warden Carver. It's kinda similar.

Izzy: You've certainly... filled out, Carver. Shame, really. I hear joining the Wardens separates the men from their "boys."
Carver: We rarely have children, true.
Carver: But don’t worry, that just means I try ever so much <emp>harder</emp>.
Izzy: Ooh, I like you all grown up.
Hawke: No you don't. No she doesn't!

What's funny is Carver pauses for effect before his emphasis on "harder." It's rather comical, like he's trying SO hard to be sexy warden man.

[nitefyre410]

R2s Muse wrote...

Apathy1989 wrote...

brain_damage wrote...

Also, new party banter from Legacy with a romanced Hawke, Isabela and Carver:

Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver(rather seductively): With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His Light untiring as it parts the Veil.
Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
Hawke(really flustered): No you don't! No, she doesn't!

Jo Wyatt's voice really sells it and makes it sound perfect.

Nice. Shame Carver-Isabela don't have any dialogue if he is a warden (iirc).

No, I actually just got this one with Izzy and Warden Carver. It's kinda similar.

Izzy: You've certainly... filled out, Carver. Shame, really. I hear joining the Wardens separates the men from their "boys."
Carver: We rarely have children, true.
Carver: But don’t worry, that just means I try ever so much <emp>harder</emp>.
Izzy: Ooh, I like you all grown up.
Hawke: No you don't. No she doesn't!

What's funny is Carver pauses for effect before his emphasis on "harder." It's rather comical, like he's trying SO hard to be sexy warden man.

and anotter brofist for Carver man and his hitting on Isabella

[jamesp81]

My writing isn't up to par these past few days. I'm also not good at comedy which is Isabela's character. I will have to try again later.

[shotgun-shepard]

Haha, there is life in the thread again, my plan worked *mwahaha*.

@ Brain-Damage: I'm using a mod for the champion armour from the Dragon Age Nexus

http://www.dragonage...ile.php?id=2786

And great convos hoorayforicecream, then again we can always count on you to write something great

Another one from me then:

Merrill: Isabela?
Isabela: Yes Kitten?
Merrill: Earlie on I heard you talking to Hawke about 'polishing her mirror'.
Isabela: *sly* Yes, I excel at doing that. What about it Kitten?
Merrill: Well I was just wondering if perhaps you wouldn't mind polishing my Eluvian sometime. I mean if your busy its- well its so big see and I can barely reach the top of it so it gets so dusty...
Isabela: Kitten I would love to polish your Eluvian, but I'm afraid I can't. Hawke would get jealous.
Merrill: Really?
Isabela: Mmmhmm, she only likes me polishing her mirror.
Merrill: Oh. Never mind then...
Hawke: Isabela...

Modifié par shotgun-shepard, 29 juillet 2011 - 02:12 .

[brain_damage]

Does Bethany have a real dialogue with romanced Isabela?

[Apathy1989]

brain_damage wrote...

Does Bethany have a real dialogue with romanced Isabela?

Perhaps in cutscenes, but banterwise no. I wish I didn't delete all my old saves so that I could play through legacy from all possible angles.

[hoorayforicecream]

And so I have written another.

Merrill: Isabela, could you help me tonight? Varric gave me some furniture, and I need to rearrange my home.
Isabela: Of course, Kitten.
Merrill: Do you think Hawke would help? I'm always so nervous asking her for things...
Isabela: I'll make sure Hawke comes tonight.
Merrill: But she's always so busy!
Isabela: Making Hawke come is one of my specialties.
Merrill: Thank you, Isabela, I... oh... OH!
Merrill: (excited) That was something dirty, wasn't it?
Isabela: I knew you'd get it eventually.

[Apathy1989]

hoorayforicecream wrote...

And so I have written another.

Merrill: Isabela, could you help me tonight? Varric gave me some furniture, and I need to rearrange my home.
Isabela: Of course, Kitten.
Merrill: Do you think Hawke would help? I'm always so nervous asking her for things...
Isabela: I'll make sure Hawke comes tonight.
Merrill: But she's always so busy!
Isabela: Making Hawke come is one of my specialties.
Merrill: Thank you, Isabela, I... oh... OH!
Merrill: (excited) That was something dirty, wasn't it?
Isabela: I knew you'd get it eventually.

heh. Somehow I think its funnier when Merrill misunderstands completely. Like leliana singing. :happy: