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[Halfno]

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

the_one_54321 wrote...

I, in real life, not mor than a month ago had the opportunity to samples fruits much like these. They were bigger, in fact. It was at a bar at a friends bday party. Similar appearnace in age and shape, and her hair was died brown. I turned her down. Old enough to be your mom is old enoug to be your mom no matter what.

Old enough to be your ancient ancestor, more like.  LOL  In the case of the Couslands, that's literally true, isn't it?

Is it? I've never heard anything like that before...

Well if Janeway keeps taking new body`s from hot babes I don`t see why not. However lets not get into the ship of theseus here.

Modifié par Halfno, 02 novembre 2010 - 04:44 .

[Esbatty]

Esbatty likes 'em big, he likes them tall, he likes them small, he likes them ALL.

[ShrinkingFish]

Esbatty wrote...

Esbatty likes 'em big, he likes them tall, he likes them small, he likes them ALL.

He even likes them dragon...

[Tiax Rules All]

This thread is microseconds away from lock... I mean the lock is soo thick here i can taste it.

Modifié par Tiax Rules All, 02 novembre 2010 - 05:21 .

[ShrinkingFish]

Probably... I mean the original Flemeth Romance thread got locked too.

Hence the "II"

Modifié par ShrinkingFish, 02 novembre 2010 - 05:21 .

[Esbatty]

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Esbatty likes 'em big, he likes them tall, he likes them small, he likes them ALL.

He even likes them dragon...

The horns are necessary for - awesome things.

[ShrinkingFish]

Esbatty wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Esbatty likes 'em big, he likes them tall, he likes them small, he likes them ALL.

He even likes them dragon...

The horns are necessary for - awesome things.

Ever done awesome things with an unhorned girl? Didn't think so.

You know why? No horns.

[Halfno]

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Esbatty likes 'em big, he likes them tall, he likes them small, he likes them ALL.

He even likes them dragon...

The horns are necessary for - awesome things.

Ever done awesome things with an unhorned girl? Didn't think so.

You know why? No horns.

It makes them hornier. I think I've given up on making a thread that won't end up locked

[Esbatty]

Halfno wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Esbatty likes 'em big, he likes them tall, he likes them small, he likes them ALL.

He even likes them dragon...

The horns are necessary for - awesome things.

Ever done awesome things with an unhorned girl? Didn't think so.

You know why? No horns.

It makes them hornier. I think I've given up on making a thread that won't end up locked

Don't give up, you got Priestly in here and he made ROFLMAO. Poor QA. The temp ones don't get dental. NOT IN THE FACE CHRIS!

[The Edge]

filaminstrel wrote...

I guess a shapeshifter would be kind of like the sex scene equivalent of your typical JRPG final boss... you must conquer all four forms... in bed.

THAT would be so epic, not to mention hilarious!

Bioware, you should really get to work on this, because I think filaminstrel struck gold with this concept! 

[Halfno]

The Edge wrote...

filaminstrel wrote...

I guess a shapeshifter would be kind of like the sex scene equivalent of your typical JRPG final boss... you must conquer all four forms... in bed.

THAT would be so epic, not to mention hilarious!

Bioware, you should really get to work on this, because I think filaminstrel struck gold with this concept! 

And this can include my other idea, a romance mini game (that thread got locked for some reason...). First you have to play a hero like game in a butterfly setting (not unlike robot unicorn attack) then she changes into a dragon and the back ground and setting change to a more Robot Unicorn Attack Metal Edition setting...

[Lenimph]

The Edge wrote...

filaminstrel wrote...

I guess a shapeshifter would be kind of like the sex scene equivalent of your typical JRPG final boss... you must conquer all four forms... in bed.

THAT would be so epic, not to mention hilarious!

Bioware, you should really get to work on this, because I think filaminstrel struck gold with this concept! 

Omg this would be awesome!!! 

[Bullets McDeath]

Sadly, there probably already is a JRPG where you have to do that.



I mean, they sell young girl's used panties out of vending machines. You don't get around to doing that until you have literally thought of everything else already.

[ShrinkingFish]

outlaworacle wrote...

Sadly, there probably already is a JRPG where you have to do that.

I mean, they sell young girl's used panties out of vending machines. You don't get around to doing that until you have literally thought of everything else already.

That's fair.

[elearon1]

vilnii wrote...

Do you want to die after making love for 15 minutes?
Do you want to be used and manipulated?

What fruit exactly do you expect a Flemeth romance will yield?

15 minutes?  I'm not using Stamina as MY dump stat.

And who says I'd be the only one used and manipulated?  Men and women have been doing it to one another for eons, why stop now? 

Aside from the fact that powerful, intelligent women are attractive?  Though I don't think "romance" is quite the right word.  There need be nothing more to it that mutual satisfaction; unless you buy into the myth that mature women don't have needs.  

Now, I wouldn't go there because I'm not really attracted to women in their 80s (physically, that is) but if she were to show up in a sleeker, recently possessed body of a younger woman, then I'd probably be much more inclined.  (as a male, I don't think my female Hawke would go there either way)

[elearon1]

outlaworacle wrote...
Sadly, there probably already is a JRPG where you have to do that.
.

"Lightning Warrior Raidy 2" has a few encounters quite similar to this, actually. 

[Esbatty]

ShrinkingFish wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...

Sadly, there probably already is a JRPG where you have to do that.

I mean, they sell young girl's used panties out of vending machines. You don't get around to doing that until you have literally thought of everything else already.

That's fair.

Doesn't mean they can't import and translate that STAT!

[AlexXIV]

Also, forbidden fruit are the sweetest. At least until you try and then it's too late.

[Fortlowe]

Sweet...sweet depravity. Awesome. Stay focused on Flemeth folks, before the lock drops.

[ShrinkingFish]

I will restate this in an effort to drive it home...

Flemeth is too good for you. And she knows it.

She is beyond your grasp. Like Salma Hayek. All you can do is wish, imagine and fantasize. It is never going to happen.

Modifié par ShrinkingFish, 02 novembre 2010 - 06:03 .

[Esbatty]

Again it wouldn't be a "Flemeth Romance" it'd be like an inverted Morrigan Romance. You get nothing at the start. Absolutely nothng but shutdown over and over and over again. FINALLY you get some but you don't remember it but you're pretty sure you got some and Flemeth starts looking even better.



You do feel weaker after every subsequent time you ask to venture in her den but she just starts giving you special items to keep you at your peak. Then finally she goes buck wild on your one night and you wake up sealed away inside a suit of armor and now you're her b*tch/champion/enforcer.



Thats right, she seduced you to the darkside and Vader'd your ass.

[Fortlowe]

Esbatty wrote...

Again it wouldn't be a "Flemeth Romance" it'd be like an inverted Morrigan Romance. You get nothing at the start. Absolutely nothng but shutdown over and over and over again. FINALLY you get some but you don't remember it but you're pretty sure you got some and Flemeth starts looking even better.

You do feel weaker after every subsequent time you ask to venture in her den but she just starts giving you special items to keep you at your peak. Then finally she goes buck wild on your one night and you wake up sealed away inside a suit of armor and now you're her b*tch/champion/enforcer.

Thats right, she seduced you to the darkside and Vader'd your ass.

Hawke would become Flemeths Gimp! Awesome!

[elearon1]

That's not true, it's impossible!



Seriously, I don't see why Salma Hayek is beyond my grasp. She only is if you believe her to be - you sabotage yourself there.



As for Flemeth - like I said, I don't think "romance" is a realistic term for any relationship you'd have with her. She might use you for, or try to manipulate you with, sex ... but probably only if you had something she really wanted and she could find no other way to get it. (such as convincing you to give up your soul, grant her a child, commit some morally questionable act only you could perform, etc.)

[AlexXIV]

elearon1 wrote...

That's not true, it's impossible!

Seriously, I don't see why Salma Hayek is beyond my grasp. She only is if you believe her to be - you sabotage yourself there.

As for Flemeth - like I said, I don't think "romance" is a realistic term for any relationship you'd have with her. She might use you for, or try to manipulate you with, sex ... but probably only if you had something she really wanted and she could find no other way to get it. (such as convincing you to give up your soul, grant her a child, commit some morally questionable act only you could perform, etc.)

Well why do people always assume the worst. For once, we don't know if any of the stories around her legend are true, and second, who is to say that Hawke isn't smart enough to see right through her manipulation and turn the tables? Some people just suffer from the 'She is a witch of the wilds, she is. She will put us in a pot.' syndrome.