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Why do people pretend to be surprised at Zevran's special massage?


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metalcraze33

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I was looking at old zevran threads and a guy was like " that elf invited me in his tent I had no idea what he wanted!" *sob*
doesn't he ask if it might go further?
I think someone is in denial

Modifié par metalcraze33, 09 novembre 2010 - 04:25 .


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EccentricSage

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You know... None of my Wardens thusfar have gotten the massage dialogue. I'm curious, if you tell him it can't go further than just a massage, what happens? Just always been curious.

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Then the conversation ends and the romance is cut off, I believe.



Anyway, I don't think all of them are just in denial. If they didn't realize that Zevran was a bisexual LI then it really could take them by surprise as most games have the LI just be heterosexual. Although why they think he'd offer them a freaking MASSAGE is beyond me...

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Kornichon

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once, I told him we shouldn't go in that sort of way when he asked for massage...
and he answered me it's too bad because he would enjoy to go in mine (he speaks about my "ways") XD

but that didn't end the romance ^^

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It doesn't end the romance. You may not even lose approval depending on how you answer him. If you tell him the two of you aren't alone, he thinks it's cute.

@Kornichon that must be a male dialog.

What ends the romance there is if you tell him no way it will ever happen or if you tell him there's someone else. The breakup lines are obvious.

Edit:  Actually, Kornichon, that must be a translation thing, because I do not see anything like that in the English version.  I didn't think it was (I've added the proper kisses to that conversation, so I've gone over it a few times) but I had to double check.

Second edit:  None of the romance partners break up with you if you don't want to have sex with them when they proposition you.  I think it would be terribly out of character if any of them did. 

Modifié par ejoslin, 09 novembre 2010 - 02:32 .


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Giggles_Manically

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I didnt get the Massage offer last time.



My warden is such a saucy minx that she seduced him.

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

I didnt get the Massage offer last time.

My warden is such a saucy minx that she seduced him.


Yeh, that's his big seduction line.

It also makes me wonder -- Zevran gets slammed on for being available for sex from 26+ (interested) on, but he doesn't approach the warden until 71+ Adore.  Why does he get slammed so hard when Morrigan propositions the warden at 26+ (interested).

I am not putting down Morrigan, please don't think that (I don't care about that at all).  I'm more curious why being able to ask Zevran to the tent gets him put down by so many, when he is not the romance partner who propositions the warden at lower levels. 

I know he gets slammed for his flirting and such, but again, it's not until he hits "adore" that he makes a serious effort to seduce the warden, which makes me think, even more, that his flirting is not serious (though I believed that before because it is so over-the-top).

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I don't know how the hell anyone could NOT realize Zevran is bi....it's pretty much clear from from the get-go. He would register on anyone's gaydar with no effort, as he pretty much flirts with you from the time you meet him. Plus, the earlier coversations pretty much bring this up alot, plus more than a few party banters (see infamous Shale/Zev/Ali "jumping borders" convo).



But let's just pretend that somehow, your male character has managed to successfully avoid any and every reference to Zevrans tastes and preferances throught the game (though if that were the case, then you wouldn't be getting the offer for a massage in the first place).



Scenario: Hedonistic, sensual and pretty painted up man-elf who grew up in a ****house in a country infamous for redifining "kink", asks to give you a massage he learned how to perform as a child in a ****house. Naturally, it needs not be said that ****house massages generally don't run along the lines of "theraputic wellness massages" you get from a spa or therapist, in fact, it's pretty well know just what sort of massage you get in a ****house. And Zevran is a man wanting to perform said massage. Yet somehow, the player/Warden is shocked and offended.



Only two possible solutions to this equation.



1. You either grew up Amish and remain so, or are a quaker hermit,



2. You doth protest to much.



Somehow, methinks number 2 much more likely. ;)

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I dunno. The severity of some people's reading or listening comprehension fail surprises me sometimes. Anyone's who is paying the least attention should pick up on these things, but I suspect some folks are sleepwalking through the RP.

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metalcraze33

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I find it hard not to seduce him lol

my male city elf pretty much ended up acting a lot like him

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blothulfur

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He never offered offered me a massage but then again he can't when hes lying rotting and dismembered at the site of his ambush, still would have been nice if he'd offered before I slit his throat my dwarf has got a crick in his neck from all the looking up he does. Bloody selfish elf.

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metalcraze33

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Waste of a good assassin there but each to their own.
I love how loyal he is if you choose to remain freinds.
My male mage wouldn't romance him but they got to be close anyway.

Modifié par metalcraze33, 09 novembre 2010 - 04:12 .


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Giggles_Manically

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Corker wrote...

I dunno. The severity of some people's reading or listening comprehension fail surprises me sometimes. Anyone's who is paying the least attention should pick up on these things, but I suspect some folks are sleepwalking through the RP.

My sister may have been sleeping through DA when she played.
Then when Zevran started talking she woke and said:
SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wub: ITS:
Posted Image

She has a huge crush on him.

Modifié par Giggles_Manically, 09 novembre 2010 - 04:12 .


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metalcraze33

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oooh nice pic squeeee

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blothulfur

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Yeah but look at the dwarf noble origin it doesn't breed a trustful soul, he wouldn't want a good assassin whose been paid to kill him following him around waiting for a chance. Well thats my lads reasoning anyway I expect others see it differently.

Besides in his eyes elves are all skinny and twiglike he wants a good busty dwarven woman to wrestle with between the sheets.

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metalcraze33

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lol fair enough I guess there is a nice stout dwarf at the pearl
I think there should be a romancable dwarf option in this game
when i first started I didn't know Oghren wasn't so i tried to romance him and he passed out :P

Modifié par metalcraze33, 09 novembre 2010 - 04:22 .


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Giggles_Manically

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Well we can hope Varric is in DA2.

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Kornichon

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ejoslin wrote...


Edit:  Actually, Kornichon, that must be a translation thing, because I do not see anything like that in the English version.  I didn't think it was (I've added the proper kisses to that conversation, so I've gone over it a few times) but I had to double check.



true, I don't know what is the corresponding line in english version.... and I was thinking he told a similar answer >_<
but this line in french made me giggle and I was thinking  "oh lol.... always when I expect it the least" XD

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Kornichon wrote...

ejoslin wrote...


Edit:  Actually, Kornichon, that must be a translation thing, because I do not see anything like that in the English version.  I didn't think it was (I've added the proper kisses to that conversation, so I've gone over it a few times) but I had to double check.



true, I don't know what is the corresponding line in english version.... and I was thinking he told a similar answer >_<
but this line in french made me giggle and I was thinking  "oh lol.... always when I expect it the least" XD


Unfortunately, there's nothing like that in the English version :(  Bleh!  I totally need to learn French :)  

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Then the conversation ends and the romance is cut off, I believe.

Anyway, I don't think all of them are just in denial. If they didn't realize that Zevran was a bisexual LI then it really could take them by surprise as most games have the LI just be heterosexual. Although why they think he'd offer them a freaking MASSAGE is beyond me...

Yeah but if you agree to the massage he asks what you would think if it went beyond a massage so he warns you you are in for steamy elf loving

Modifié par metalcraze33, 09 novembre 2010 - 05:52 .


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blothulfur wrote...

He never offered offered me a massage but then again he can't when hes lying rotting and dismembered at the site of his ambush, still would have been nice if he'd offered before I slit his throat my dwarf has got a crick in his neck from all the looking up he does. Bloody selfish elf.


You DO have to hit 71+ Adore for him to proposition you, you know.  It's kind of hard for him to start to fall in love with your warden when he's dead.

I swear...

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blothulfur

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He wanted me from the moment he saw me, if I hadn't slit his throat he'd have died of a broken heart.

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metalcraze33

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um yeah cause a sexy elf is just looking for smelly dwarf sex

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blothulfur

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You know it.

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metalcraze33

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lol I bet you are the one character Zev wouldn't have sex with