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Sten vs Alistair - Who would win?


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#1
Maria Caliban

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Poll Here

In this corner! From the humid jungles of the north comes the inhuman cookie lover called Sten. He's in full plate and wielding a trusty two handed maul.

In this corner! From the town of Redcliffe comes Alistair, the wise-cracking Templar turned Grey Warden. He's wielding a classic sword and board combo.

Who wins this battle and why?

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 26 octobre 2009 - 05:48 .


#2
LdyShayna

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Alistair wins.



Because I like him and I'm a moderator. :D ;)




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JEBesh

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Sten, because you make me cry when you spell Alistair's name like that.

EDIT: You may have fixed it, but my tears have been shed, along with the countless times before.

Modifié par JEBesh, 26 octobre 2009 - 05:47 .


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Vitani

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Well, Alistair would have to be quick. Really quick or he would end up a puddle on the ground.



Or he could talk Sten's ears off and hope he dies of frustration. o.O

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Death Breeze

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Sten, he was on the same team as the Qunari's, maybe he was trained by them?

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Remmirath

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Sten, because Alistair is too busy making pre-fight wise-cracks. Those are always a bad idea if your opponent doesn't go along with it.

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Darthnemesis2

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I choose Zevran.

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Maria Caliban

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Sten is bigger and stronger and focused on doing damage.



Alistair is smart, but his anti-mage powers aren't going to do much for him in this fight.

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Sten. Pure damage dealer vs. Mage specific damage dealer.



Sten should win or whatever class he is sucks.



Plus the super samesexyeah video of Sacred Ashes +Enrique Iglesias makes Sten the best ever. He'll kiss away your tears.

#10
Darthnemesis2

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Alistair has a shield. Sten has cornrows.

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Lucy Glitter

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Oghren.

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Darthnemesis2

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Lucy_Glitter wrote...

Oghren.


High five for not voting for either candidate!

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JEBesh

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Lucy_Glitter wrote...

Oghren.


Oghren encompasses all that is awesome, but we must exclude him for the sake of fairness. We would not want to emasculate Sten and Alistair.

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Alistair! Words are stronger then steel! :P

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Flamin Jesus

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JEBesh wrote...

Lucy_Glitter wrote...

Oghren.


Oghren encompasses all that is awesome, but we must exclude him for the sake of fairness. We would not want to emasculate Sten and Alistair.


Right, that's Morrigans job.

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danabe wrote...

Alistair! Words are stronger then steel! :P


Minsc would disagree...

But Minsc has the best words...:innocent:

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Maria Caliban

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Lucy_Glitter wrote...

Oghren.


That's for a different poll.

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Halfcab

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Zombie kitten silently stalks its prey through the snow, waiting for the two warriors to attack each other. They never hear a sound. They never saw him coming.



Zombie kitten is the clear winner here.

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Thibbledorf26

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Alistair.



He can use his champion abilities which should be helpful in combat, I will point out that is Sten is a reaver not all his powers will be useful. The power which gives a boost after killing an opponent would be useless, since he is just fighting Alistair.



Sten does massive damage, Alistair does moderate damage and absorbs massive damage. Shield stun is useful as well.

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Darthnemesis2

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Alistair is a Templar not a Champion

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Ekyri

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Well, they are both awesome, but Sten is stronger. Alistair might make some cracks about Stens face, but I don't think Sten will care all that much. I say Sten.

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Shattered Shield

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I say they both knock eachother out

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gethsemani87

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Depends on the build?... (waits for the thread to be ruined)



Sure, Sten hurts when he hits. But with a Shield and some bravado, Alistair can avoid taking a straight hit for quite some time. Then there's the fact that Alistair has access to several stuns form his shield while the Two-Handed tree is more focused on massive damage or AoE damage...

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Saurel

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Sten.



If this were to actually take place in the game : I would say they would have Alistair win.

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Flamin Jesus

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Ekyri wrote...

Well, they are both awesome, but Sten is stronger. Alistair might make some cracks about Stens face, but I don't think Sten will care all that much. I say Sten.


Alistair makes cracks about Stens face, Sten cracks Alistairs face...

Alistair probably only wins the 'highest drycleaner bill' award in that particular battle.