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You say Hawke, I think JERK.


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Big Blue Car

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 Look at this guy here.

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Trimmed little beard. Given himself a little blood smear across his face. Hangs out with his sister. I think we can agree that this guy is, to say the least, a wee bit of a ******.

So Bioware, what we need is dialogue options that support the ****edness that Hawke deserves. Every conversation should allow you to be a rude, sarcastic, ever-so-slightly camp bastard. Let us right hook old women, annoying merchants, the disabled, whoever. If you talk to Hawke you risk a hooking. Let us respond to a dying slave with "Don't bleed on my shoes, these are new,". Give us a quest to choose between two guilds, with a third option to ruin them both. Not even for money, just because Hawke is a dick. Let us spread STDs among the brothels, not because we enjoy the sex but because STDs make Hawke happy.

Being a generic, human, rags-to-riches hero is fine if we can do a second playthrough as an unbelievable ****.

Modifié par Big Blue Car, 11 novembre 2010 - 11:45 .


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Aermas

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LOL, yes!

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AtreiyaN7

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Well, I guess someone's looking to smacked by the banhammer. Enjoy your future vacation!

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Big Blue Car

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I just want the equivalent of Renegade responses. No need to back-seat mod about the issue. More importantly, these boards are for discussion. If you don't want to join in the discussion then you don't really add to the debate by posting tbh.

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Tocquevillain

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Don't ban him, I found it hilarious!

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Aermas

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I don't see anything here worth locking, let alone banishment.

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Chokladglass

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That picture of Hawke makes me think of Jesus.

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Aermas

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Can we get an elven servant that we can constantly call him by different names?

i.e. Come here Alfred!

My name is Aric, sir

Did I ask you what your name was?

No, sir

Good, now shine my boots, Alvin!

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Ortaya Alevli

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No right hook for you! Make do with murder knife.

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John Epler

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I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.



I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

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JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.


Hawke Jerky!

Hawke Jerky!

Get your Hawke Jerky here!

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Big Blue Car

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Yeesssssss

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JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

THE BIGGEST JERK ... oh, now i'm getting excited, expecting something more than a full renegade shepard.

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AtreiyaN7

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Ooo, lucky - banhammer dodged! Your dexterity/agility must be amazingly high.

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silentassassin264

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JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

As long as you get something for it I will probably end up seeing it (without going online to find it).  I usually have at least one complete jerk character.

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I like to alternate between naughty and nice depending on the situation. Can't force myself to commit either way all the time.

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JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

I can guarantee I won't ever see it, unless I watch my son or my daughter's boyfriend playing DA2 ;) (don't worry both over 18.......... :D) Miss goody two shoes, that's me!

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:ph34r:[spam image removed]:ph34r:

Edit: Sorry, it wasn't my intention to spam in any way. I merely wanted to show how much I appreciated knowing that there would be relatively "exclusive" content for the differing moralities.

Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 12 novembre 2010 - 02:54 .


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AtreiyaN7

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I actually like having a little bit of snarkiness and/or sarcasm in a cocky Han Solo kind of way. Except I'd be the female version of Han of course. It's not like I'm a total goody-two-shoes. *takes off halo and stuff it in a bag*

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Well Big Blue Car, assuming that's you in the profile pic, you aren't that hot looking either!

Hawke of the preview vids/pics looks like a typical Final Fantasy she-boy with a beard. Underneath the beard, he is way too androgynous.

Considering the apocalyptic severity and scale of various game mechanics related simplifications we have heard about, this is smallest of my worries, unfortunatelly! I bet it is possible to alter his face to some degree at least.*shrug*

Modifié par LTD, 11 novembre 2010 - 11:49 .


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Jenova65 wrote...

JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

I can guarantee I won't ever see it, unless I watch my son or my daughter's boyfriend playing DA2 ;) (don't worry both over 18.......... :D) Miss goody two shoes, that's me!


Nah just check youtube after your first playthrough. Or this forum Image IPB

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Something about this reminded me of Alby the racist dragon.

Varric: Hawke! How are you doing this fine day?
Hawke: Get your hand off my armor, you'll make it dirty.

Normally I don't act like a huge jerk in Bioware games.. but I find myself really tempted to do it now.

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Ryllen Laerth Kriel

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OP's post was hilarious. And it's good to hear that Hawke can be a suprising jerk John Elper. I still find a few of the Renegade dialogues in ME 2 to be hilarious.

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AlexXIV wrote...

Jenova65 wrote...

JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

I can guarantee I won't ever see it, unless I watch my son or my daughter's boyfriend playing DA2 ;) (don't worry both over 18.......... :D) Miss goody two shoes, that's me!


Nah just check youtube after your first playthrough. Or this forum Image IPB

Lol, yeah, that is probably what I will do..............

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JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.


I'm sure i won't be able to play it (i'm totally good), but I so want to see the options already. Saw some videos on youtube yesterday (Shepard is such a jerk and is still a jerk) and that just crashed my mind, made me walking around the house grinning and saying nasty things and so... quoting Shepard.

So i'm already so totally looking forward to this!!!