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[ErichHartmann]

This requires a Spaceballs quote:

Dark Helmet, "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

Modifié par ErichHartmann, 12 novembre 2010 - 12:39 .

[Ortaya Alevli]

Big Blue Car wrote...

blothulfur wrote...
should fetch a pretty good price bethany is pretty so once shes been tranquilled its off to the brothel,

I literally made the thread celebrating Hawke being a **** and you just offended me a tiny little bit. Bravo.

Don't play with fire unless you want to get burned, son.   /oghren

[jackkel dragon]

Big Blue Car wrote...

blothulfur wrote...
should fetch a pretty good price bethany is pretty so once shes been tranquilled its off to the brothel,

I literally made the thread celebrating Hawke being a **** and you just offended me a tiny little bit. Bravo.

You don't tranquil someone and expect them to "fetch a good price." Might as well sell a doll.

JohnEpler wrote...

It is very difficult to accidentally be a jerk. Moreover, it is very difficult to accidentally be a jerk consistently.

*Selects peaceful option*
Hawke: I'm going to end all wars in Thedas with one strike!
*Nukes the world, ending all chance for war.*

[JrayM16]

This thread wins.

[Saibh]

JohnEpler wrote...

Malanek999 wrote...

JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

I hope the dialogue wheel is clear on the jerk options.

It is very difficult to accidentally be a jerk. Moreover, it is very difficult to accidentally be a jerk consistently.

To be fair, in most games it's not surprising that you are a jerk, it's surprising how you're a jerk. I'm glad that physical violence gets it's own icon--I really didn't think the Renegade option in ME1 to disliking female reporters was to cold**** them.

EDIT: Graaah I'm not swearing!

Modifié par Saibh, 12 novembre 2010 - 12:43 .

[Ortaya Alevli]

Saibh wrote...

EDIT: Graaah I'm not swearing!

Yeah, right. I call a ****-and-a-bull story.

Uh...

[Big Blue Car]

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Modifié par Stanley Woo, 12 novembre 2010 - 01:02 .

[LadyJaneGrey]

Ortaya Alevli wrote...

ErichHartmann wrote...

A few [punch] interrupts would make my day. Clocking that reporter in ME2 was epic.

Exactly! Even a hundred-percent Paragon Shepard should experience the thrill of knocking off that ****.

And shooting Conrad.  Sometimes the non-diplomatic choices are the most fun.

Bring on the "jerk" options!  If they're amusing, even the most accomodating, polite player will enjoy 'em.

[Lukertin]

This thread made my day, thank you.

[thegreateski]

Merc: "I've got nothing more to say to you"

*Paragon Shep throws him off a skyscraper*

[silentassassin264]

Big Blue Car wrote...

blothulfur wrote...
should fetch a pretty good price bethany is pretty so once shes been tranquilled its off to the brothel,

I literally made the thread celebrating Hawke being a **** and you just offended me a tiny little bit. Bravo.

That made me legitimately lol.

[snfonseka]

JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

Looking forward to play as Jerky Hawke, even in ME, ME2 renegade dialogs are much fun than Paragone dialogs. I hope it is the same in DA2.

[blothulfur]

Is it wrong that I feel so proud?

[Big Blue Car]

blothulfur wrote...

Is it wrong that I feel so proud?

Bro you thought up lobotomising your sister, then selling her into sexual slavery. Jerk-Hawke salutes you.

[Skellimancer]

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Modifié par Skellimancer, 12 novembre 2010 - 02:10 .

[slimgrin]

Bioware specializes in the 'jerk path'.

[Aermas]

blothulfur wrote...

Is it wrong that I feel so proud?

The only way it could have been better is if you had suggested to throw Mama Hawke into that brothel as well.

[namedforthemoon]

Anarya wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Being mean to imaginary people makes me feel bad.

What about griefing humans on the elf playthrough, or the vice versa?

No that makes me feel bad too

I did that thing where you can sleep with Cammen and screw up his relationship once after I read on the boards that you could, and I felt really, really bad afterwards. I still can't do things like kill Dog in the beginning of the game.

I did that with Dog. I was trying to play a bad ass, and I killed Dog, and I felt so horrible afterwards that I reloaded the game and went and the got flower to cure him, just to make it up.

I didn't mind screwing up Cammen's relationship, though, because I thought he was a whiney little ****.

[Eveangaline]

Aermas wrote...

blothulfur wrote...

Is it wrong that I feel so proud?

The only way it could have been better is if you had suggested to throw Mama Hawke into that brothel as well.

And Carver, your poor mentaly defunct manchild of a brother could fetch a good price. Plus he's probably not very useful for much else.

Just tell him it's a game.

Modifié par Eveangaline, 12 novembre 2010 - 02:36 .

[Ryzaki]

^You really think the brothel will want that DERP face?

[Eveangaline]

Ryzaki wrote...

^You really think the brothel will want that DERP face?

It's not his face that matters so much as the size of his....'sword'

[blothulfur]

May I just say in a suitably dramatic tone "muahahahahaha" and twirl my mustache, i've always wanted to do that.

[Apollo Starflare]

namedforthemoon wrote...

Anarya wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Being mean to imaginary people makes me feel bad.

What about griefing humans on the elf playthrough, or the vice versa?

No that makes me feel bad too

I did that thing where you can sleep with Cammen and screw up his relationship once after I read on the boards that you could, and I felt really, really bad afterwards. I still can't do things like kill Dog in the beginning of the game.

I did that with Dog. I was trying to play a bad ass, and I killed Dog, and I felt so horrible afterwards that I reloaded the game and went and the got flower to cure him, just to make it up.

I didn't mind screwing up Cammen's relationship, though, because I thought he was a whiney little ****.

Yeah I've never been able to kill Dog either. Look at his little face! Look at it! And and *happy bark*! No, even evil guys need a loyal canine companion, right?

As for Cammen, I agree with Namedforthemoon. Couldn't stand him and one of my Warden's took great pleasure in messing with him.

[Aermas]

He could work at a brothel but not as a consort, washing the sheets & handling the customers for his mother & sister would be a great job.

[Ryzaki]

Eveangaline wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

^You really think the brothel will want that DERP face?

It's not his face that matters so much as the size of his....'sword'

Oh...I see.

...And now you have sent my mind dark places.