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jackkel dragon

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Aermas wrote...

He could work at a brothel but not as a consort, washing the sheets & handling the customers for his mother & sister would be a great job.


He could be a bouncer. No one would question him when he says it's time to leave.

Then Hawke could be waiting just outside to skewer the poor idiot.

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Ryzaki wrote...

^You really think the brothel will want that DERP face?


He can always wear a bag over his head. Besides, it's whats in his shorts that counts.  Maybe he's NOT overcompensating with that giant sword of his.

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Ryzaki wrote...
...And now you have sent my mind dark places. :bandit:


It is dark fantasy.

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Aermas

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jackkel dragon wrote...

Aermas wrote...

He could work at a brothel but not as a consort, washing the sheets & handling the customers for his mother & sister would be a great job.


He could be a bouncer. No one would question him when he says it's time to leave.

Then Hawke could be waiting just outside to skewer the poor idiot.


I was thinking more as a serving boy, who has to be nice to the customers & washing the sheets after the customers that "utilize" his mother & sister

Modifié par Aermas, 12 novembre 2010 - 02:45 .


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JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

Is it more or less jerky than intentionally betraying Tali by getting her father declared a war criminal at her trial in ME2?

#106
Ortaya Alevli

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What happened here...

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Threads like these are one of the prime reasons I keep visiting social.

Modifié par ralph2190, 12 novembre 2010 - 03:18 .


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Gavinthelocust

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When I first saw the title I thought something COMPLETELY different, and the talk about brothels isn't helping much.

I love this thread so damn hard.

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I loved this thread, but it feels like it's cheating on me now. 'Twas nice to see some devs posting, especially John since Ithink he always says more than he's supposed to. Keep him talking!

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I hope there are also many bad ass lines :o

Such as: "Let off some steam Bennett" and so forth.

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Big Blue Car wrote...

People who play Bioware games as a saint are seriously missing out.


Thanks youtube here I guess. I love the jerk Shepard and enjoy watching videos of him, but i just can't make myself play as a renegade... I feel so bad hurting imaginery people and aliens ... and animal... And if there's no other way but to kill them I just use tactics and try to make everything nice Image IPB

JohnEpler wrote...

It is very difficult to accidentally be a jerk. Moreover, it is very difficult to accidentally be a jerk consistently.

I think this is... good Image IPBImage IPB

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This is the best thread since the one about Bethany's ******.

Modifié par shepard_lives, 12 novembre 2010 - 04:07 .


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JohnEpler wrote...

I think you'll be satisfied with how much of a jerk you can be in DA2.

I saw a scene yesterday that was really, really cool. My only complaint afterwards - probably less than 5% of the players will ever see it because it pretty much involves being the biggest jerk ever.

do we get to poke ppl in the eys?:D

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The OP understands



Onyx approves +45

#115
Norskatt

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I think we should have this option regardless of if it's Hawke this time around or our Warden the last go around. Not every person that plays is a "nice guy" and we shouldn't all have to play accordingly.

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leonia42 wrote...

I loved this thread, but it feels like it's cheating on me now. 'Twas nice to see some devs posting, especially John since Ithink he always says more than he's supposed to. Keep him talking!


A dev never says more than intended, nor does he say less. He says precisely what he means to.

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JohnEpler wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

I loved this thread, but it feels like it's cheating on me now. 'Twas nice to see some devs posting, especially John since Ithink he always says more than he's supposed to. Keep him talking!


A dev never says more than intended, nor does he say less. He says precisely what he means to.


Did your beard suddenly grow several inches when you wrote that? 

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Helena Tylena

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Yellow Words wrote...

JohnEpler wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

I loved this thread, but it feels like it's cheating on me now. 'Twas nice to see some devs posting, especially John since Ithink he always says more than he's supposed to. Keep him talking!


A dev never says more than intended, nor does he say less. He says precisely what he means to.


Did your beard suddenly grow several inches when you wrote that? 


I think it's safe to say that a Dev's beard never grows longer than intended, nor too short.:P

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Chokladglass wrote...

That picture of Hawke makes me think of Jesus.


Lol'd

#120
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Big Blue Car wrote...

I just want the equivalent of Renegade responses. No need to back-seat mod about the issue. More importantly, these boards are for discussion. If you don't want to join in the discussion then you don't really add to the debate by posting tbh.

Yeah i hate those prissy mod wannabees that come out and try to mod you, how lame.   But back on topic,  yeah I hope we can get to do some pretty evil things.  But it wasnt like we couldnt do some pretty effed up stuff in origins.  For example, I threw a knife to the back of someones head and i killed a small boy in origins:happy::devil:  

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Being a jerk with LI would be awesome, you just romanced Isabela into sleeping with you-then you tell her to make you a sammich. Fem Hawke could play some serious mind games with LI's until they cower into a ball & cry

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Jade empire and Kotor had the best chances of being a jerk since you could be worse than the main bad guy you spend the whole game chasing down. I hope this follow suit in DA2. Origins did have a lot of jerks moments....very much so. But it wasnt the kind of plot where the formers games baddassery would be achievable

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Gill Kaiser

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I want to be able to be a snarky, chaotic good-type character. I don't like being a complete jerk, but the option of being somewhat of an **** in a kind of jokey way is so much fun.

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I would love the option of "merely" being the biggest jerk in the world without exactly being "evil".

I want my second Hawke to be selfish, rude, plain mean and back-stabbing without wanting world domination/destruction/cruel demonic rituals involving murdering kittens (you get the point ^^).


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I agree with this thread. Jerk Hawke FTW