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#126
GodWood

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Gill Kaiser wrote...
Is it more or less jerky than intentionally betraying Tali by getting her father declared a war criminal at her trial in ME2?

Thats not jerky at all.
Her father was a war-criminal.

#127
Harid

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I would argue they need less jerk, more evil, but maybe that's just me.



Being a bellend isn't an exclusively bad trait. But in most Bioware games, being evil is being a jerk.

#128
Olivier_dehFanboy

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Normally I don't act like a huge jerk in Bioware games.. but I find myself really tempted to do it now.

agreed...lol.

The idea about having an elvin slave that you treat like crap would be awesome.

#129
Jarek_Cousland

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"Maybe because its a BIG, STUPID, JELLYFISH."





Something along the lines of that, hand motions included.

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ENolan

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Would a "Slap/Hook/Knee/Kick [Insert Name Here]" emote work to help this initiative?

#131
Jarek_Cousland

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More Falcon pawunches too.



Or in this case Hawke Pawunches.

#132
Sigil_Beguiler123

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I have to say I would be happy if we had some manner of interrupt in DA2. I doubt we will get any but that would be fun. Those renegade interrupts were half the reason my Shepard by the end of ME2 was evenly divided between paragon and renegade.

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blothulfur

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I've always found a good headbutt works wonders when the terminally arrogant stick their face in yours, always gives me a big smile when a few moments later their nose is spread over their cheeks and they are whining all nasally. Now that would be a good emote.

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Jarek_Cousland

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blothulfur wrote...

I've always found a good headbutt works wonders when the terminally arrogant stick their face in yours, always gives me a big smile when a few moments later their nose is spread over their cheeks and they are whining all nasally. Now that would be a good emote.




Agreed. Just no Krogan headbutt fails.

#135
Aermas

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I want Jerk Hawke to lead people by grabbing the collar of their armor

#136
ENolan

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Aermas wrote...

I want Jerk Hawke to lead people by grabbing the collar of their armor


Couldn't female Wardens do that with Alistair? I imagine that happening a lot when we turn off our DA.

#137
gamedog2408

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as soon as i beat bioware games since ME I always head strait to youtube to see what the Jerks did I had no idea you can have a slap fight with morrigan LOL

#138
TheLastAwakening

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Renegade Hawk ftw! I am commander shep.. I mean Hawk.

#139
Behindyounow

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Big Blue Car wrote...

Being a generic, human, rags-to-riches hero is fine if we can do a second playthrough as an unbelievable ****.



Second playthrough?

Why not the first time through?

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Greenishio

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I had a lot of good chuckles with the snarky jerk responses in Origins, but I seldom actually chose them. However, I just realized with the new wheel system you can't really read/hear the full line until you choose the corresponding response... so for me, this means there would be more temptation to being a jerk in DA2...

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Greenishio wrote...

I had a lot of good chuckles with the snarky jerk responses in Origins, but I seldom actually chose them. However, I just realized with the new wheel system you can't really read/hear the full line until you choose the corresponding response... so for me, this means there would be more temptation to being a jerk in DA2...



Sometimes i could not resist picking them for the reaction :bandit:

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Begger: Care to spare some coin sir?

Hawke: How about a nice foot in your mouth instead?

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If I can't interrupt a 'Why You Suck' speech, I'm going to give up gaming forever.

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Big Blue Car

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Pronto One wrote...

Begger: Care to spare some coin sir?
Hawke: How about a nice foot in your mouth instead?


Beggar : Please sir, do you have any spare coin?
Hawke : Hell yes bro. I got like 420 gold here, don't even need it. I can just throw gold into rivers and ****, that's the way I roll. You do a little dance for me, I'll give you a few.

*Beggar does dance*

*Hawke walks away laughing, having shared no gold*

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ForceXev

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It actually really annoys me how Bioware's "evil" or "dark" dialogue choices are always so jerky. In KOTOR, they could have renamed the dark side to "the jerky side," in Jade Empire, the way of the closed fist is "the way of the jerk," and in Mass Effect 1 & 2, renegade is... well, just plain old jerk face. I'd prefer to play a "dark" character who is tough and cold in his responses, and not so much the PMSing butthead we usually get.

#146
Lotion Soronarr

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Hehehe...You know what would be funny? If you coudl ask NPC's this question:
www.youtube.com/watch

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PsychoBlonde

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ForceXev wrote...

It actually really annoys me how Bioware's "evil" or "dark" dialogue choices are always so jerky. In KOTOR, they could have renamed the dark side to "the jerky side," in Jade Empire, the way of the closed fist is "the way of the jerk," and in Mass Effect 1 & 2, renegade is... well, just plain old jerk face. I'd prefer to play a "dark" character who is tough and cold in his responses, and not so much the PMSing butthead we usually get.


Likewise, I'd like to be able to play a "good" character who isn't such a slave to people's unrealistic expectations or outright crazy ideas.  It gets frustrating when so many conversations play out like this:

NPC: "We have to do (crazy thing that's obviously a bad idea)!"
Me:  This is clearly a trap.  Where's the "it's a trap" option . . . oh, #4.
PC:  It could be a trap.
NPC: We don't have a choice!
Me:  We could do X instead.  Where's the "do X instead" option.  Huh . . . there isn't one.  Let's see what I have here . . . "Oh, okay then", "I'll think about it", and "SUCK IT, TREBEK!!!"  Well great.
PC: Oh.  Okay then.
NPC:  And make sure you do (other crazy thing) while you're at it!
Me: Just shut up and give me the damn quest already.

#148
Aermas

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Are you asking me to find your mule?