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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 10:11
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Thought by every character I have when fighting Gazerath (the demon in the Korcari Wilds): "Come on, Baby needs a new pair of shoes."
What are yours?
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 10:30
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Jarvia after she says "leave the pretty one."
The girls aways say "she's talking about you Alistair."
The girls aways say "she's talking about you Alistair."
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 10:40
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In the provings: "Are you not entertained?! Are you not entertained?!"
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 03:42
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In Honnleath, when you're talking to Matthias about rescuing his daughter he says something like, "my father's laboratory, through that door, I think. She has to be there!" I'm always like, "Huh? You're not even sure where your dad's lab is?"
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 04:15
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When Isolde shows up at Redcliffe after the Battle of Nightfall and starts her inane babbling.
"Please, someone shut her up before I do it. And it won't be pretty."
And that was even on my very first playthrough when I hadn't gotten the full details about what she did to Alistair.
"Please, someone shut her up before I do it. And it won't be pretty."
And that was even on my very first playthrough when I hadn't gotten the full details about what she did to Alistair.
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 04:30
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When Morrigan asks if we're going to be rescuing kittens from trees
"Yes, if the Arl of Redcliff is stuck up the same tree."
"Yes, if the Arl of Redcliff is stuck up the same tree."
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 04:37
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FRAT Warning - but I do think it every time.
The War Meeting right before the battle of Ostagar:
"OK - let me just get this straight. You (Cailan) want to reinforce our troops with Wardens from Orlais, but you're too arrogant to wait for your uncle's troops from Redcliffe. You (Loghain) firmly believe we need to attend to reality and think we need more troops, but your prejudice and paranoia lead you to demand we dismiss the Wardens altogether. You (Chantry Biddy) are staring down the barrel of a full scale assault from the Darkspawn as well, but you don't want the mages to help. And you (Duncan) are the biggest wuss of all because you think we need more men, but you won't speak up. You (Duncan) KNOW this is a Blight but you won't explain it because 'it's a super Grey Warden secret'. Lastly, you (Duncan) can see that Loghain doesn't want us Grey Wardens here because he's suspicious, but you won't explain to him WHY he MUST have Wardens to win. I can see with all the trust and logic in this fine braintrust that this battle is going to go SPECTACULARLY."
The War Meeting right before the battle of Ostagar:
"OK - let me just get this straight. You (Cailan) want to reinforce our troops with Wardens from Orlais, but you're too arrogant to wait for your uncle's troops from Redcliffe. You (Loghain) firmly believe we need to attend to reality and think we need more troops, but your prejudice and paranoia lead you to demand we dismiss the Wardens altogether. You (Chantry Biddy) are staring down the barrel of a full scale assault from the Darkspawn as well, but you don't want the mages to help. And you (Duncan) are the biggest wuss of all because you think we need more men, but you won't speak up. You (Duncan) KNOW this is a Blight but you won't explain it because 'it's a super Grey Warden secret'. Lastly, you (Duncan) can see that Loghain doesn't want us Grey Wardens here because he's suspicious, but you won't explain to him WHY he MUST have Wardens to win. I can see with all the trust and logic in this fine braintrust that this battle is going to go SPECTACULARLY."
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 04:38
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Mr Brosca tears off his helm in the grand proving so that all can see his branded face.
"I IS CONSIDERABLY BETTER THAN YOWSE".
"I IS CONSIDERABLY BETTER THAN YOWSE".
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 05:55
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War Meeting at Ostagar
"Why am I here? Seriously I'm the least senior warden and (unless HN or DN) I have no military knowledge or experience; why am I here?"
After meeting Branka in the Deep Roads
"Oghren no hard feelings but I'm going to kill your wife. Slowly."
"Why am I here? Seriously I'm the least senior warden and (unless HN or DN) I have no military knowledge or experience; why am I here?"
After meeting Branka in the Deep Roads
"Oghren no hard feelings but I'm going to kill your wife. Slowly."
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 06:07
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Cailan: "I wanted a battle like in the old tales!"
My first character: "Wow, your death scene in the next act will be brutal."
My first character: "Wow, your death scene in the next act will be brutal."
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 06:27
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"So, Tim Curry, do tell me why I'm going to end up hating you at some point."
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 06:32
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SO true! The moment you hear his voice you just know that character will find some way to screw you over.
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 07:06
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LupusYondergirl wrote...
SO true! The moment you hear his voice you just know that character will find some way to screw you over.
No kidding, I just didn't expect the depths he sank to.
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 07:21
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"Sten, you are quite correct. I don't want to be here in this godforsaken village, chasing after the ashes of a dead woman to heal a man I would rather smother with a pillow. But Alistair has only just stopped bursting into tears everytime someone mentions Duncan, and if we don't save the blasted arl, he will be ten times as bad."
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 11:48
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LOL I like that one.Ferretinabun wrote...
In the provings: "Are you not entertained?! Are you not entertained?!"
In the Deep Roads: Did anyone see a bathroom in that last clearing?
('cuz nowheres to dig)
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Posté 14 novembre 2010 - 11:57
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In Fort Drakon, with Sandal, before facing the Archidemon:
I will never, EVER even THINK jokes about you again, promise. Please please PLEASE don't enchant me.
I will never, EVER even THINK jokes about you again, promise. Please please PLEASE don't enchant me.
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 01:06
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NuclearSerendipity wrote...
In Fort Drakon, with Sandal, before facing the Archidemon:
I will never, EVER even THINK jokes about you again, promise. Please please PLEASE don't enchant me.
No kidding, though according to Witch Hunt Bodhan is still alive. So I wonder where he was when Sandal did whatever it was to all those darkspawn.
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 01:08
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"Loghain's recruitable? Score! Wait...I'm going for Queen Cousland. Note to self: play game again, not as HN. Maybe something dwarven?"
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 09:37
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After the rescue at the Tower of Ishal when Morrigan states "I am no healer.", I answer "Not yet perhaps....".
When the mage bumps into me at Ostagar and says "Get out of my way fool!, I think "You talking to me?!"
When Sten mentions the need for ladders in Orzammar and others speak of the need for such high ceilings, I smirk and think, "So our Qunari servants don't have to duck!".
When the mage bumps into me at Ostagar and says "Get out of my way fool!, I think "You talking to me?!"
When Sten mentions the need for ladders in Orzammar and others speak of the need for such high ceilings, I smirk and think, "So our Qunari servants don't have to duck!".
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 02:58
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At various points in the game.
"... but why me? Can't anyone ELSE do it?"
"... but why me? Can't anyone ELSE do it?"
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 03:00
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"Wait...we're in a romance? When did this happen?!?!"
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 08:26
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When I first saw Loghain I asked myself why a general who spent most of his life outside leading troops was so damn pale, and sickly looking.
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 09:06
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At the Dalish Camp:
"Casting call for Deliverance. Sarel needs a banjo, though, while he preaches and whines."
"Casting call for Deliverance. Sarel needs a banjo, though, while he preaches and whines."
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 09:28
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Reika wrote...
NuclearSerendipity wrote...
In Fort Drakon, with Sandal, before facing the Archidemon:
I will never, EVER even THINK jokes about you again, promise. Please please PLEASE don't enchant me.
No kidding, though according to Witch Hunt Bodhan is still alive. So I wonder where he was when Sandal did whatever it was to all those darkspawn.
What, are you kidding? He obviously left his kiddo in the playground and went to have some booze with his surface dwarves pals. Bet he was already toasting for "The Archidemon's Enchantment"...
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Posté 15 novembre 2010 - 09:31
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Also, Awakening's beginning, when the dwarf blasts the hell out of darkspawn:
"Gee, what a nutjob."
"Gee, what a nutjob."
