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[Aermas]

 *Assumes a TV announcer voice *Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to the arena! Grab some popcorn & take a seat, because it's time for a deathmatch!!!

 Rules: One person purposes a fight of two characters from the Dragon Age Universe to duke it out, someone else quotes it & replies with the winner & how they won. Rinse repeat.


*** Oh, & the next match must include the winner of the previous match!




I will start it off, Mabari v. Sandel

[Aermas]

Bhelen Aeducan wins, his crafty & cunning plans easily out wit Loghain's ignorant usurps.



Bhelen vs. Shale

[Sternchen]

Shale wins.. more power, one beat and Bhelen lost





Shale vs. Morrigan

[Aermas]

Sternchen wrote...

Shale wins.. more power, one beat and Bhelen lost


Shale vs. Morrigan

Morrigan, her expertise of magic renders Shales crystals inert & then, she is deactivated & turned into a statue.

Morrigan vs Leliana

[Sternchen]

Leliana wins... she gives Morrigan a passionately kiss, while she kills her with a knife





Leliana vs. Isabella

[Aermas]

Leliana, Isabela attempts to seduce her but is out seduced & after some passionate love making Leliana kills her & buries her with Morrigan



Leliana vs Alistair

[Sternchen]

Alistair, ... he talked so long about licking on lampposts, that Leliana sleep in, and kill her, while she´s sleeping



Alistair vs. Ser Gilmore

[Aermas]

Alistair again, he defeats Ser Gilmore by demoralizing him with the fact that he is a Grey Warden, & Ser Gilmore isn't.



Alistair vs. Duncan

[marbatico]

Aermas wrote...

Alistair again, he defeats Ser Gilmore by demoralizing him with the fact that he is a Grey Warden, & Ser Gilmore isn't.

Alistair vs. Duncan

Duncan wins, Alistairs sword got stuck in Duncans Beard and the Beard used it against him.

Duncan vs. Riordan

[Eiia]

The First. Cammen would wet himself and beg for mercy.

The Architect vs Branka

[ENolan]

PureMethodActor wrote...

Eiia wrote...

The First. Cammen would wet himself and beg for mercy.
The Architect vs Branka

Hmm... well I thought it was a fair match because The First wouldn't have been smart enough to know it was a fight, considering he wasn't "first in his class"

Anyway...

WINNER: Branka. Her army of golems, combined with her fanaticism, overwhelms The Architect's more negotiating stance and his smart darkspawn.

NEXT MATCH: (this is purely theoretical-based)  Dwarf Noble vs. Human Noble

Human noble obviously.

1. Dwarven noble gets isolated from the rest of his/her people, but aid will still come to the human noble
2. Human noble gets the queen in the end... Or so we think....

I got a good one!
Amaranthine Bar dweller who believes Andraste would win in a fight between her and the Archdemon or the Amaranthine Bar dweller who believes the Archdemon would win? Place your bets on which drunkard wins first!

[Aermas]

Please adhere to the rules, or it all becomes meaningless.

[Lord_Valandil]

PureMethodActor wrote...
NEXT MATCH: (this is for the DeviantArt fangirls)  Alistair vs. THE BANNHAMMER!!! Bann Teagan

Alistair wins. He would dress like a pink unicorn and stab THE BANHAMMER to death with his rainbow horn.

Next Match: Schmooples vs. Ser Pounce-A-Lot.

[Aermas]

Ser Pounce-a-lot, he is a trained knight! Schmooples is powerless against him.



Ser Pounce-a-lot Vs. Anders

[Sternchen]

Ser Paounce-a-lot, because he will scratch Anders´s beautiful face, Anders starts crying and runs away



Ser Pounce-a-lot vs. Jarvia

[Aermas]

Jarvia, she is evil enough to not be phased by the cuteness of Ser Pounce-a-lot

Jarvia Vs Leske

Modifié par Aermas, 19 novembre 2010 - 04:12 .

[Sternchen]

Jarvia again..she´s soooooo evil.... and use poisend knife





Jarvia vs. Nug

[Darthnemesis2]

Nug, Jarvia cannot stand against the might of the subterrainian bunny-pigs!



Nug vs. dragonlings

[Sternchen]

dragonling...grilled the nug





dragonling vs Sten

[Aermas]

Sten of the Berasaid, because he cleaved the dragonling in twain.





Sten vs. Malferath