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[sylvanaerie]

Hmm having read through others' lists I have to revise mine somewhat. To include all those I previously mentioned but add these honorable mentions.



Eamon: wants to use Alistair to get to the throne. Speaks of the boy like he's not in the room and makes it seem like putting him on the throne is an unspeakable tragedy. Whenever he and Loghain confront each other in Denerim I just say "Pot, meet Kettle".

Ser Cauthrian: flunky with her head so far up Loghain's a** it's hard to see where he ends and she begins. Plus, after hearing that wench call me churl and stupid once too often I just started killing her at the Howe estate. Even though I actually like the Fort Drakon sequence.

Bhelen: More often than not I put him on the throne in Orzammar but BOY do I hate that little stain.

Zathrian: Angry b*tchy Dalish, as i said before, been there, done that.

Oghren in Awakenings. He was awesome in Origins (and he has the best at the gates speech of ANY of the companions if you get him to "Friendly") but he seemed to have suffered a personality transplant sometime between Origins and Awakenings and came out the worst for it.

others like jarvia and kolgrim are annoying but in such tiny roles they are more a nuisance than actual hate fodder and since I get to kill them scant seconds after they are encountered, that burns off any hatred I have for them.

[bleetman]

Zjarcal wrote...

I find the Revered Mother in Redcliffe to be tolerable actually. I don't know, maybe it's because she didn't diss my mage. The one in Lothering however... ugh. Pissing her off is SOOO much fun.

Lockpicking Sten's cage then bringing him with you when you go see her never gets old.

[Ryzaki]

I forgot that Chantry Priest in Ostagar the one near Jory. Urgh. She called me a heathen for not believing in her god? Gah. I wanted to behead her so badly. >

[Wulfram]

Ryzaki wrote...

I forgot that Chantry Priest in Ostagar the one near Jory. Urgh. She called me a heathen for not believing in her god? Gah. I wanted to behead her so badly. >

Well, that's what heathen means

[Ryzaki]

Wulfram wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

I forgot that Chantry Priest in Ostagar the one near Jory. Urgh. She called me a heathen for not believing in her god? Gah. I wanted to behead her so badly. >

Well, that's what heathen means

But the snootty way she says it! 

[roundcrow]

bleetman wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

I find the Revered Mother in Redcliffe to be tolerable actually. I don't know, maybe it's because she didn't diss my mage. The one in Lothering however... ugh. Pissing her off is SOOO much fun.

Lockpicking Sten's cage then bringing him with you when you go see her never gets old.

LOL that never occurred to me.  Next time...

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Let's see:



For Origins:



Wynne: Preachy Chantry Tool. It was my mage playthrough I ended up disliking her most. Boring stupid syrupy "Nug soup for the Warden Soul" tales. And she fails everytime to indulge my griffon demands.

Cammen: Biggest reason to exterminate the Dalish.

Vaughn: Piece of **** scumbag sadistic rich spoiled rapist who needs to have his genitalia altered in painful and amusing ways.

Harrowmont: Tool. Complete tool.

Eamon: Bastard. Leave Alistair out of your pathetic conservative and outdated aspirations. Plus, his beard sucks.

Cailan: Glory hungry **** and potential traitor to his parents and country.

Reverend Mother in Lothering: Stupid cow. Hope the darkspawn ate her.

Isolde: Stupid nails on chalkboard screeching religous cow. Bless Jowan for giving me a way to shut her up permanently.

Murdock: First reason to regret saving Redcliffe.

Sarel: Miserable annoying banjo strumming inbred clown.

Niall: SFTU already! God, I want to get out of the Fade, not have some idiot bore me back into the Sloth demon's thrall.

Gheyna: A perfect match for Cammen, both are pathetic ill-bred Dalish morons who can't sort out something as simple as lust.

Ceorlic: Too bad when you execute Loghain, you can't do him as well as part of a 2 for 1 deal.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

And then for Awakenings:



Velanna: STFU and stop your whinging, you stick figure Dalish psycho bimbo.

Oghren: In origins, he was great, one of my favorites. In Awakening, he was stripped down to the level of a joke with no qualities to form some sort of attachment. Only good for his party banters.

Rylock: Serious chip on her shoulders, seriosuly oversteps her authroity.

Wynne: God, of all the origins characters to make a cameo in the city. And if finished on bad terms with her in Origins, has the gall to tell ME, in MY city in MY arling, that I show up like a bad penny? Why was the option to catapult her over the city wall not included?

Varel: Why is some idiot non-Warden peon administering the Joining? He is unworthy to fill in for The Beard.

The Blight Orfans: Why can't we confront and kill them?

[naledgeborn]

Jory. Only character I hate really. He's the reason I hate Ostagar and the reason I look forward to the

Joining.

[Pushover1985]

Anora: Her loyalties change at the drop of a hat and she can betray you at least twice that I know of. And no matter what choices the player makes she cannot be killed, just imprissoned. I would have at least liked to slap her.

[bleetman]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Varel: Why is some idiot non-Warden peon administering the Joining? He is unworthy to fill in for The Beard.

Oi, the man steps infront of a crossbow bolt for you

Modifié par bleetman, 20 novembre 2010 - 12:11 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

bleetman wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Varel: Why is some idiot non-Warden peon administering the Joining? He is unworthy to fill in for The Beard.

Oi, the man steps infront of a crossbow bolt for you

If you save the keep he does. otherwise, I want to kick his ass for being an illogical plot device.

[Aleque]

1) Dog - barks and whines all the time

2) Leliana - even though she is cute, she just seem blank and naive and too girly with her shoes & hair talk, but I must admit that she is romantic

3) Alistair - he is fun sometimes, but too much sarcasm is just corny (same goes with Morrigan)

[Lady Jess]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

bleetman wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Varel: Why is some idiot non-Warden peon administering the Joining? He is unworthy to fill in for The Beard.

Oi, the man steps infront of a crossbow bolt for you

If you save the keep he does. otherwise, I want to kick his ass for being an illogical plot device.

No, it's not if you save the keep. This occurs if you let the assassination plot happen (ie: when you find out about them take the "let them try" dialog). When the assassins show up, he takes the arrow for you.  I never save the keep.

[Giggles_Manically]

Varel is the silver fox of Amaranthine.



He is the only real man in Awakening.

[Sabariel]

Loghain: Because he sets kittens on fire.



Leske: Because he's a spineless punk.



Howe: Because he's a loony.



Marjolaine: Because she's a loony.



Vaughn: Because he's a smug rapist.



Lily: I've no real idea why I dislike her so much to be honest...

[CalJones]

I agree, Giggles. As a female WC I'd be making sure I got to know Varel very well. Mmhmm.

[GodWood]

Vaughn - obvious.

Alistair - Whiny man child.

Cammen - Personification of fail.

Jowan - Whiny man child

Leske - Asking me if I've had naughty thoughts about my sister, c'mooon dude.

[Melca36]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Varel is the silver fox of Amaranthine.

He is the only real man in Awakening.

Amen Giggles!  A sexy silver fox indeed!!  

Modifié par Melca36, 20 novembre 2010 - 07:56 .

[Melca36]

CalJones wrote...

I agree, Giggles. As a female WC I'd be making sure I got to know Varel very well. Mmhmm.

As Warden Commander, I would also give Varel a special thank you for taking an arrow. 

There is some great Warden/Varel fan fiction I just recently read.

[Melca36]

This guy from Lothering!!  He thinks a few poisoned traps will stop the darkspawn.
And he's rude depending on how you answer him.

I hope in Dragon Age 2 we see him thinking he's safe from the Darkspawn then he turns around and gets cutdown!  

[Elhanan]

Cammen is still in teen angst, and had a Shemlen haircut. I gotta give the kid a break....

Trian - inferiority complex causing inflated ego helps lead at least one sibling to have him removed.

Demon possessed Grandma Warden - C'mon; at least try and deceive me so I might consider letting you live. But No! You have to inform me the world is better w/o you in it, and you have some really sweet armor; sometimes a shield....

[sylvanaerie]

Elhanan wrote...

Cammen is still in teen angst, and had a Shemlen haircut. I gotta give the kid a break....
Trian - inferiority complex causing inflated ego helps lead at least one sibling to have him removed.
Demon possessed Grandma Warden - C'mon; at least try and deceive me so I might consider letting you live. But No! You have to inform me the world is better w/o you in it, and you have some really sweet armor; sometimes a shield....

this made me giggle.  Plus Levi has a really funny line there too about her "letting herself go" in that scene too.  WK is full of win  Best companion to bring with you: Oghren.  He has a really funny scene with Avernus right before you close the Veil.

[CalJones]

Well, if you enjoy toilet humour...

[errant_knight]

sylvanaerie wrote...

Elhanan wrote...

Cammen is still in teen angst, and had a Shemlen haircut. I gotta give the kid a break....
Trian - inferiority complex causing inflated ego helps lead at least one sibling to have him removed.
Demon possessed Grandma Warden - C'mon; at least try and deceive me so I might consider letting you live. But No! You have to inform me the world is better w/o you in it, and you have some really sweet armor; sometimes a shield....

this made me giggle.  Plus Levi has a really funny line there too about her "letting herself go" in that scene too.  WK is full of win  Best companion to bring with you: Oghren.  He has a really funny scene with Avernus right before you close the Veil.

Good to know! I don't think I've taken Oghren. I'll do that this playthrough.