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"Middle aged" Asari seem like the vast majority of strippers in clubs...


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ReconTeam wrote...

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Let's face it, Asaris were written in the game for things like this.

Pretty much.

And it isn't a bad thing.


This.

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"Middle Aged" asari settle down.

Its the younger folk who are strippers

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Kinda sad wasting the whole maiden stage being a stripper. I mean, it should get boring before you're 300 years old right?

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In looking at Benezia, Samara, and other so-called "aged" Asari, I can't help thinking that the older they get the more voluptuous they become. Liara's mom had a body that just wouldn't quit...same goes for Samara...talk about cougars...

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darthbuert wrote...

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There's also a suggestion, from an overheard conversation, that other species see asari as looking like the female version of their own species, so the only reason they look human to Shepard is because s/he is human.


This concept is kinda creepy for me...makes me imagine that Asari could justifyably look like space-slugs, or some other type of ugly alien "for real" and just mess with our minds to make themselves look so nice. I can't imagine getting a slimy slug-kiss from a Jabba the hutt looking alien and not knowing it... Yuck!

...still like Asari though. ;)

It happened to Kirk in The Star Trek original series episode "Catspaw", it was.........weird.
And mind manipulation does add up in the Asari actually.

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darthbuert wrote...

In looking at Benezia, Samara, and other so-called "aged" Asari, I can't help thinking that the older they get the more voluptuous they become. Liara's mom had a body that just wouldn't quit...same goes for Samara...talk about cougars...

So Liara will be a D-cup in about five hundred years! My femshep won't be around then! :):):)
But through the science of cloning.......................... everything is possible.:D:D:D

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Fancando wrote...

darthbuert wrote...

In looking at Benezia, Samara, and other so-called "aged" Asari, I can't help thinking that the older they get the more voluptuous they become. Liara's mom had a body that just wouldn't quit...same goes for Samara...talk about cougars...

So Liara will be a D-cup in about five hundred years! My femshep won't be around then! :):):)
But through the science of cloning.......................... everything is possible.:D:D:D

Hopefully with all the implants that Cerberus installed in Shep, he/she'll live a lot longer than the average human...which means more of an opportunity to enjoy that wonderful bod budding on Liara...:o

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Let's face it, even Asari make wry comments about maidens dancing. Even they know it. :)

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Fancando wrote...

darthbuert wrote...

the3rdbiscuit wrote...

There's also a suggestion, from an overheard conversation, that other species see asari as looking like the female version of their own species, so the only reason they look human to Shepard is because s/he is human.


This concept is kinda creepy for me...makes me imagine that Asari could justifyably look like space-slugs, or some other type of ugly alien "for real" and just mess with our minds to make themselves look so nice. I can't imagine getting a slimy slug-kiss from a Jabba the hutt looking alien and not knowing it... Yuck!

...still like Asari though. ;)

It happened to Kirk in The Star Trek original series episode "Catspaw", it was.........weird.
And mind manipulation does add up in the Asari actually.


Asari as weird yellow "stick-bugs"...that would be...weird to say the least. Though it would make for some interseting philosophical discussion about the nature of love and whatnot. I suppose it wouldn't be much different than say, dating a Hanar, and for all we know Quarians could all be slimy mucus-covered slug people under those suits.

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darthbuert wrote...

Fancando wrote...

darthbuert wrote...

In looking at Benezia, Samara, and other so-called "aged" Asari, I can't help thinking that the older they get the more voluptuous they become. Liara's mom had a body that just wouldn't quit...same goes for Samara...talk about cougars...

So Liara will be a D-cup in about five hundred years! My femshep won't be around then! :):):)
But through the science of cloning.......................... everything is possible.:D:D:D

Hopefully with all the implants that Cerberus installed in Shep, he/she'll live a lot longer than the average human...which means more of an opportunity to enjoy that wonderful bod budding on Liara...:o


If she takes after her mother Benezia, the implants better be good......B)B)B)

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I think they made the old ones more voluptuous to offset the fact that they're, well... old.

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I think they made the old ones more voluptuous to offset the fact that they're, well... old.



Old or not, to quote one of my colleagues; "I wouldn't kick any one of them outta bed...unless they wanted to do it on the floor" :lol:

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^ your colleague is right, you have to make the most of any situation ;)

Modifié par deleted, 22 novembre 2010 - 05:53 .


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And any situation with an Asari is a good situation!

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Asari don't age in the same way humans do, obviously. I mean, they have to look attractive for their matron stage, right? That's over two hundred years of aging right there.



And as previously mentioned, it's not the middle aged/matron stage asari that work as dancers. Those are maiden stage, which tend not to hit matron stage until about 200-250 years (give or take a few depending on meld frequency). Middle aged for an asari is, what, 500 years?



Where's my "I support the Asari archtype" sig banner?

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Severyx wrote...

Asari don't age in the same way humans do, obviously. I mean, they have to look attractive for their matron stage, right? That's over two hundred years of aging right there.

And as previously mentioned, it's not the middle aged/matron stage asari that work as dancers. Those are maiden stage, which tend not to hit matron stage until about 200-250 years (give or take a few depending on meld frequency). Middle aged for an asari is, what, 500 years?

Where's my "I support the Asari archtype" sig banner?


Physically the asari always remain attractive because that's what the players want. However it does seem like their approach to life is similar to ours but on a timeframe that is 10 times longer. The maiden stage is like youth that lasts for centuries, the matron settles down just like middle aged women do, the matriarch are wise just like old humans sometimes are. The only difference is for childhood. I suspect asari are full grown by the time they hit their twenties, as being a small child for centuries renders survival impossible for a species. Liara would be about 10 if we just divided her age by 10, yet she behaves like a young adult.

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Severyx wrote...

Asari don't age in the same way humans do, obviously. I mean, they have to look attractive for their matron stage, right? That's over two hundred years of aging right there.

And as previously mentioned, it's not the middle aged/matron stage asari that work as dancers. Those are maiden stage, which tend not to hit matron stage until about 200-250 years (give or take a few depending on meld frequency). Middle aged for an asari is, what, 500 years?

Where's my "I support the Asari archtype" sig banner?


Physically the asari always remain attractive because that's what the players want. However it does seem like their approach to life is similar to ours but on a timeframe that is 10 times longer. The maiden stage is like youth that lasts for centuries, the matron settles down just like middle aged women do, the matriarch are wise just like old humans sometimes are. The only difference is for childhood. I suspect asari are full grown by the time they hit their twenties, as being a small child for centuries renders survival impossible for a species. Liara would be about 10 if we just divided her age by 10, yet she behaves like a young adult.

Good point there. Asari mental maturation is a very  interesting topic, is Liara a 100 year old teenager now? When will she be in an adult mindset like Shepard?