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[xlI ReFLeX lIx]

23) Because he knows you need to get out before it blows.

[PiEman]

Soahfreako wrote...

3. He's tired of your disingenuous assertions.

24) He's also had enough of your snide insinuations.

[Mack_Attack]

25) Because he needs to go

[Tranfix]

26) He mumbles something.

[sumoaltus]

27. Because he can solve any relationship problem

[Selenora]

28. Not only that.....he/she is the best therapist EVAR



Sigmund Freud sifts uncomfortably in his grave

[Gilbert Salarian]

29. Commander Shepard always jumps in slow motion.

[Praetor Knight]

30) Shepard thinks Hanar are big stupid jellyfish

[IrishGunman]

31) He can make the enemies in game to kill themselves with his words!

[mattylee10]

31) Shepard beats up ogre sized alien information brokers WITH HIS FISTS! (or her fists if applicable).

[The Fan]

The Fan approves of this thread

Shepard is a badass

Shepard > Gordan Freeman > master chief

[Dr Taco]

33. Commander Shepard defeated Chuck Norris.

[sumoaltus]

34. Chuck Norris wears Commander Shepard pajamas

[Tigerking]

35) Shepard can drink through a reinforced visor.

[Praetor Knight]

lets keep this going.

36) Shepard can take you out with his hands and shipping containers

[ChuckNorris18]

Dr Taco wrote...

33. Commander Shepard defeated Chuck Norris.

This is a lie, so is the pajamas thing.

[Silentmode]

37) Because if you have heard of it, its already too mainstream for him.

[Silentmode]

38) Because he can bludgeon pretty hard.

[Silentmode]

39) Because he deletes data like you on the way to real errors.

[deleted]

40) he can be paragade and renegon at the same time

[Cra5y Pineapple]

41) He/she thinks you talk too much.

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 01 décembre 2010 - 10:40 .

[DantePD]

42)Killed a Thresher Maw on foot

[sumoaltus]

43) Female Krogan want to mate with Shepard

[deleted]

44) EVERYONE wants to mate with Shepard

[MsKlaussen]

45) Shepard thinks you're working too hard

Modifié par MsKlaussen, 02 décembre 2010 - 08:44 .