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[sumoaltus]

73. Because he can force a Batarian to scan the inside of his colon

[enerqy]

74. Because he has dialogue options and interrupts xD

[Cra5y Pineapple]

75. Because he has Turian Simo Hayha on his squad.

[Praetor Knight]

76) Because Shep drives a floating tank that points out aesthetically pleasing views.

[Funnyonion]

77) He uses a machine that reconstructs facial features and doesn't tell Garrus.

Modifié par Funnyonion, 05 décembre 2010 - 01:37 .

[DaVanguard]

77.5) Because he is a vanguard

Modifié par DaVanguard, 05 décembre 2010 - 09:27 .

[sumoaltus]

78) Because before Shepard relinquishes a bullet, he asks you where you want it.

[SilverEST]

79) Because Shepard pushed THE BIOTIC GOD over.

[thespianicism]

80) Because when she drinks, her glasses clean themselves after.

[Tasker]

81) Because all of her helmets have built in drinking straws.

[MrDizazta]

82) He'll give you a break if he thinks your working too hard.

[BlueRecluse]

83) Because this is her favorite store on the Citadel.

[Shinannigan]

84) because you know he feels this.

[Dennicius Mysticus]

85) because (s)he was only mostly dead... and hardly felt a thing.

86) because (s)he's tougher than you

Modifié par Dennicius Mysticus, 05 décembre 2010 - 07:39 .

[sumoaltus]

87. Because when Shepard is drunk, (s)he recovers in less than 45 seconds with little to no hangover.

[vonBlitzkrieg]

88) Because he had facial reconstruction surgery and everyone still recognizes him

[1337leet]

89) Because he can fix his facial reconstruction surgery and everyone still recognizes him

90) He knows how to jump in slow - mo

Modifié par 1337leet, 05 décembre 2010 - 11:05 .

[Big stupid jellyfish]

91. Because Shepard has no time for snide insinuations and lousy reporters but has time to rock in clubs.

[FrancisKitt]

92) Because he/she knows his/her big, stupid, jellyfish.

Modifié par FrancisKitt, 05 décembre 2010 - 11:28 .

[Praetor Knight]

93) Because even senile old Hanar can remember Commander Shepard

[Praetor Knight]

94) Because one of Shep's best friends can survive a missile to the face and then beat people with a very special stick.

[sumoaltus]

94) Because to Shepard, being dead is just a pain in the ass.

[Alienmorph]

95)Becaus he can see Tali's face.

96)Because even Geths cosplays as him.

Modifié par Alienmorph, 06 décembre 2010 - 10:06 .

[turian councilor Knockout]

97) because he knows how to shove a gun in peoples faces.

98) because he likes ruin the day of a bunch of sad losers.

Modifié par turian councilor Knockout, 06 décembre 2010 - 10:15 .

[TheZanSnake]

99) Because (S)he can defeat a terminator, blow up a base and still have time to jump slow mo



100) because (s)he knows theres really fish in the presidium but wants to kept it to him/her-self