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[DaVanguard]

101)he is a krogans battlemaster (tenth of the way there)

[aeetos21]

102) Because he ****s in the girl's bathroom

103) And then probes Uranus

Modifié par aeetos21, 06 décembre 2010 - 04:18 .

[Anacronian Stryx]

104) (S)he can talk anybody into shooting themselves.

[sumoaltus]

105) Because (s)he can for the most part own Chuck Norris

[Failmaster9000]

106) Because he taught me how to pick up chicks with awesome dance moves :3

[IndigoWolfe]

107) Because Old Spice body wash is Shepard's official shower product.

Modifié par IndigoWolfe, 07 décembre 2010 - 12:17 .

[Wonko the Sane]

108) Because (s)he's the official mascot of Tupari® Brand Tupo berry juice.

109) Because (s)he will bring your ancestors back from the dead.

Modifié par Wonko the Sane, 07 décembre 2010 - 01:19 .

[MrDizazta]

110) Because he tripped over Krogan to get here.

[The Fan]

111) the fan approves of his ability to resist the ardat yakshi's mind r*pe

[Stinkface27]

112) Commander Shepard is a real cool guy and he doesn't afraid of anything

[sumoaltus]

113) Because he feels like punching someone, and they're too close

[Inquisitor Recon]

114. Given the opportunity he fist-fights turians, krogans, yagh, collectors, and pretty much any species of the galaxy, and wins.

115. If there is a dramatic jump to be made, he will jump it, and then look at the explosions occurring behind him in a cool manner.

116. When physics tried to stop him from drinking through his helmet, he beat the **** out of physics.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 08 décembre 2010 - 05:44 .

[SilverEST]

117. Because he can take thousands of missiles and still kick your ass, you damn bucket of lunar bolts.

[wickedwizzard01]

119. Because (s)he is enjoying him/her self  while chasing a Specter thru Illium 

Modifié par wickedwizzard01, 08 décembre 2010 - 11:19 .

[Praetor Knight]

120. Because Shep hasn't been shot in the head nearly enough times to think that letting Conrad be a Spectre sounds like a good idea.

121. Because Shep collects dangerous individuals, not coins or commerative plates.

[ChuckNorris18]

122. He stumbles as he slides to his normandy.

Cookie for whoever gets the reference.

[greatgeek]

123. He has a big quad.

[Knoll Argonar]

124. Because he does not fear the BIOTIC GOD.

[MrObnoxiousUK]

125.He is the only Spectre that comes with a warrenty.

[Praetor Knight]

126. Because Shep wants you to shoot the person surrounded by Geth and pointing a gun at him.

[Atlantses]

128. Because he just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene.

[greatgeek]

129. Because he's a big god damn hero.

[Duoswordsmen1]

130 because shep think that hanar are just big stupid jellyfish