157) When he gets a lapdance, he makes his friends watch.
The official 1000 reasons why we love Commander Shepard thread
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#151
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:19
#152
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:31
158. He makes you want to fight for him and betray your former affiliates and he can make people love him.
#153
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:33
Riv2.0 wrote...
157) When he gets a lapdance, he makes his friends watch.
yessssss
159) Becuase killing him the first time would just ****** him off.
160) Becuase he can throw tens of probes on inhabited worlds and get away with it, even if they land in the middle of colonies and cities.
Modifié par Tarek, 27 mars 2011 - 05:34 .
#154
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:33
161) He will let you dance near him.
Modifié par Riv2.0, 27 mars 2011 - 05:34 .
#155
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:37
Tarek wrote...
Riv2.0 wrote...
157) When he gets a lapdance, he makes his friends watch.
yessssss
159) Becuase killing him the first time would just ****** him off.
160) Becuase he can throw tens of probes on inhabited worlds and get away with it, even if they land in the middle of colonies and cities.
I'm pretty sure people have to apologise for getting in the way of his probes. It's a law or something.
#156
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:37
162- Because even Quarians would risk their lives to have sex with him.
#157
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:38
Riv2.0 wrote...
Tarek wrote...
Riv2.0 wrote...
157) When he gets a lapdance, he makes his friends watch.
yessssss
159) Becuase killing him the first time would just ****** him off.
160) Becuase he can throw tens of probes on inhabited worlds and get away with it, even if they land in the middle of colonies and cities.
I'm pretty sure people have to apologise for getting in the way of his probes. It's a law or something.
so true he can probe me anytime he wants
#158
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:43
163. He/she probed Uranus.
#159
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 05:46
Mesina2 wrote...
163. He/she probed Uranus.
LOL
164- becuase even though Harbinger assumed direct control he still got his ass kicked
#160
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 07:00
165) No matter what Shepard looks like, how ugly and cringingly disgusting he/she looks, he/she still has sex appeal.
Modifié par Tasha vas Nar Rayya, 27 mars 2011 - 07:01 .
#161
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 07:11
166.) Because he can magically hide a pistol into a SMG
#162
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 07:14
FeralEwok wrote...
166.) Because he can magically hide a pistol into a SMG
haha
I spent half an hour looking around my shepard saying "where the f is that gun"
167- Because even Geth find him sexy
Modifié par Tarek, 27 mars 2011 - 07:22 .
#163
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 07:42
He's like me...only way more badass.
#164
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 07:58
169. He/she can brake peoples neck and make stuff explode at the same time.
Modifié par Mesina2, 27 mars 2011 - 07:58 .
#165
Posté 12 juin 2011 - 04:14
170. He's got the candyman smile
#166
Posté 12 juin 2011 - 04:19
171. He Can Kill a Reaper with a Pistol
#167
Posté 12 juin 2011 - 04:21
172. Commander Shepard. Ace Attorney at law
#168
Posté 12 juin 2011 - 06:23
173. Because he gets very upset if the shop discriminates against the poor.
#169
Posté 12 juin 2011 - 07:53
174. because the turian councler dismisses his claims





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