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[CroGamer002]

"You humans are all racist!"

[Merchant2006]

"I hope to see you on election day."

[CroGamer002]

"I don't think so *blows Talid's brain*"

[Wolfknight581]

"What the hell are you doing?"

[CroGamer002]

"I don't have time for this! I have galaxy to save."

[Nuala]

"I didn't need the target practice. Don't you have a prisoner to guard?"
"...Goodbye, Human."

Modifié par Nuala, 13 décembre 2010 - 09:47 .

[Pwner1323]

"Who's the terrorist now?"



"You, but you're dead"



BLAM!!!!!!

[Alienmorph]

"I hope you people are repented for the creation of the Geths!"

"Like Turians repented of spreading the genophage?"

[Ship.wreck_]

"I AM OMEGA!"

Doh! Facepalm! Shut the hell up lady

[Marxman2]

"The Vorcha? hah!, their just like the Varran, except they can use guns and don't crap on the floor...as often."

[BigBody26]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

[Omega_Spectre]

"This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!!"

[CroGamer002]

"One thing is certain, if Shepard doesn't come soon with help. There will be no Earth to save."



Joker!!!

[Mister Mida]

'Shepard, who are your krantt, your allies in battle?' (or something like that)

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

'I'll gladly fight by your side. My life is yours.'

Samara

[Big I]

"Let's go be big goddamn heroes."

[AlexXIV]

Alienmorph wrote...

"Don't make me laugh, dammit! My face harldy remains all toghether..."

Hell you've always been ugly, Garrus. Slap some facepaint on it and nobody will notice.

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

'I have never even considered cross-species intercourse... And dammit, saying it like that doesn't help, now I feel dirty and clinical.'

[Aeowyn]

"Turians based on dextro-amino acid. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't...ah...ingest."

[Stargatesam]

"If all of this can tomorrow. Then What's the point?"



"It's not tomorrow yet."

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Aeowyn wrote...

"Turians based on dextro-amino acid. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't...ah...ingest."

'There was nothing left larger than a turian's right nut...'

[FoxShadowblade]

"You know me, I like to savor that last shot before popping the heat sink..."
-Shepard grins-
"..wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible!"

--------

"I once saw a Krogan drink a liquified Turian on a bet..no one came out of that looking pretty."
"Welcome back, babe. Can I get you anything, sorry, no sex. Just cleaned the bar."

Modifié par FoxShadowblade, 14 décembre 2010 - 08:25 .

[fainmaca]

"Wait, I can't tell under the helmet, are you blushing?"

[Omega_Spectre]

"You're...mocking me...Earth-clan!"