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[ihateriddles]

shale " i count the breathes it helps me from giving into the overwhelming urge to crush their faces while they sleep".

"oh its not dead can we kick it first"?

Modifié par ihateriddles, 28 novembre 2010 - 06:46 .

[Reika]

Alistair "Just so you know, if the king asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."



And Zev's whole spiel about Wynne's magical bosom.

[Tigress M]

"Well, shave my back and call me an elf!" -- Oghren after meeting up with Branka in the Deep Roads.

[chessplayer209]

That time I went to talk to Felsie (leaving Oghren at camp... so i could get him some pointers on what to say to her... talking to her alone first that is to learn the pointers...)

So she tells this hilarious story about what went wrong in her last relationship with Oghren... here's the dialog:

Grey Warden: What happened between you two?

Felsi: What happened? Is that a serious question? Have you met Oghren?

Felsi: He got drunk. Drunker than usual even. Took off his pants and challenged a roast nug to a wrestling match at my father's funeral.

Felsi: He lost, by the way. The roast got him in an arm lock. He sat there crying for half an hour before someone pulled it off him.

God, Oghren is so hilarious. Funniest video game character ever, quite possibly..

Modifié par chessplayer209, 28 novembre 2010 - 08:48 .

[beggargirl]

Sten after he and Zevran rescue the Warden in Fort Drakon:



"Do not think I fail to see the irony in this situation."

[bleetman]

Hermit: Questions, questions! Always questions! They say it was questions that made me mad. Will it do the same for you? Ask a question and you'll get a question but give an answer and you'll recieve the same. Oh, I do so love to trade!
Warden: You... want me to answer a question?
Hermit: Wouldn't I have to ask you a question first?
Warden: Isn't that a question?
Hermit: Would you know a question if it was asked?
Warden: Are you mocking me?
Hermit: I don't know. Are you mocking me?
Warden: This is ridiculous
Hermit: NO!! That is not a question! And if it be an answer it be an answer to a question I've not asked! Have you no sense for the rules?!

Oh, how I wish he was recruitable.

Modifié par bleetman, 28 novembre 2010 - 10:22 .

[Tigress M]

Hanz54321 wrote...

Oh, too funny!  I've never tried that one.  Will definitely have to remedy that on my next playthrough!

[Grace1957]

I decided to try some different conversation options this time around and I don't remember word for word but----when I had to tell one of the ladies her husband was dead I tried the "a little help here" option and Morrigan said something like "You're husbands dead get over it"I sat with my mouth hanging open.Then trying to get Carroll to take us in the boat I asked him if we could work something out and he said he was hungry.Sten junped in and gave him cookies.I asked him where he got them and he said he took them from a child."You stole them from a child.He was fat and didn't need them anymore"I laughed so hard my son thought I'd lost my mind.(Actually he thought that before this just confirmed it)

[Grace1957]

Oops I guess I should have checked the video on the previous posts.I think Sten is histerical!

Modifié par Grace1957, 28 novembre 2010 - 10:48 .

[Ferretinabun]

5) Loghain in Awakenings, as he is sent away to Orlais on Grey Warden business commenting that he thought darkspawn blood was the last poison he'd have to swallow.
4) Shale explaining that his master's wife shrunk her down to fit through doorways "...with a chisel and a lot of nerve. Hag!"
3) Shale stomping the chicken outside Honnleath made me laugh. I was a fan of hers from the moment I saw that.
2) A conversation Loghain and Zevran can have as companion characters if you recruit the former. Goes along the lines of: "Zev: By the way, the mission to assassinate the Grey Warden..? I failed. Log: Thankyou for informing me!"
1) Top place goes to the wedding/coronation of Alistair and Anora as they mount the stairs. He goes to take her hand and she whips it away. Genius! Lol.

EDIT: Keep thinking up more.

Modifié par Ferretinabun, 29 novembre 2010 - 12:30 .

[Reika]

The conversation with the two Sisters outside of the Denerim Chantry about the brother who got exposed to too much Lyrium.

[Tigress M]

"And people actually voluntarily fight you? Are they just stupid?" - Kylon after the Pearl cleanup quest and subsequent back alley fight. I love talking to him and desperately wish he was recruitable.

[galian77]

Any party banter between Alistair and Zevran. And Shale cracks me up everytime she talks!

[Reika]

@Tigress - I loved Kylon's speech about the men he was given while the one next to him is staring at his hand as if he'd never seen it before.

[Elhanan]

When Shale flirts with Sten.

When Alistair gets caught staring at Morrigan's nose, and says it looks just like her Mother's.

When Duncan sighs at Alistair and the Warden after we state that we should be in the fight.

When the Tevinter slaver asks if we have any other suggestions, and the Warden says, "I suggest you keep your screaming to a minimum."

When Morrigan sighs at Dog for being manipulative.

[Moondoggie]

Zevran making a bet something to do with seducing Morrigan if i recall correctly and later on he manages to make her blush and then just says "you owe me five silvers yes?" and Morrigan replies "I hate you ALL"



Another Morrigan moment that had me cracking up was after recruiting the Dog she said something along the lines of "And now we have a dog...And Alistair is STILL the stupidest member of the party."



Camen or whatever his name is after you sleep with Gheyna and tell him about it. When he runs away like a little girl always has me in stiches.



Sten bribing the guard with cookies or Morrigan scaring him into letting you cross "I think we better go now RIGHT NOW" always amuses me when the guard says that.



Sten when you first ask him to tell you about himself and he just says "no" the first time i played through the game i giggled for ages it's the first time i've had somebody in a game outright refuse to tell me a thing.



There's more but i'll maybe come back to those later.

[Marvin_Arnold]

Moondoggie wrote...

Sten when you first ask him to tell you about himself and he just says "no" the first time i played through the game i giggled for ages it's the first time i've had somebody in a game outright refuse to tell me a thing.

So true...

The mad hermit was my first thought when I saw this thread.

[ihateriddles]

Grace1957 wrote...

I decided to try some different conversation options this time around and I don't remember word for word but----when I had to tell one of the ladies her husband was dead I tried the "a little help here" option and Morrigan said something like "You're husbands dead get over it"I sat with my mouth hanging open.Then trying to get Carroll to take us in the boat I asked him if we could work something out and he said he was hungry.Sten junped in and gave him cookies.I asked him where he got them and he said he took them from a child."You stole them from a child.He was fat and didn't need them anymore"I laughed so hard my son thought I'd lost my mind.(Actually he thought that before this just confirmed it)

falcon punching isolde as a dwarf in legion armor

Modifié par ihateriddles, 29 novembre 2010 - 11:37 .

[ihateriddles]

http://t0.gstatic.co...Z-6mYdysow this burn the witch

Modifié par ihateriddles, 29 novembre 2010 - 12:08 .

[Elhanan]

^ heh! I enjoy Respec the both of them with the same stats & spells, then imagining I tell them they could be kin....

[Isaidlunch]

Moondoggie wrote...

Camen or whatever his name is after
you sleep with Gheyna and tell him about it. When he runs away like a
little girl always has me in stiches.

This is definitely my favourite, especially if you bring Wynne along!