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Chapter Four: Master and Commander
A few miles of the sandy coast of Dodecolypse two Ships of the Line that where caught in a maelstorm had engaged each other in
Naval Combat. (Play from 4:55-9:22)
commander Thermos: Fire a broadside!
As he gave to order his ship opened fire on the French Ship of the Line. The British Commander, commander Thermos had been chasing the French vessel across the Pacific for weeks. As the maelstorm increased the two ships circled around and were brought closer together, close enough for boarding!
Ryoko: Please Mr, Thermos, don't make me board the enemy vessel. My parents like socks in their soup.
commander Thermos: Did that make any since to you HiddenKING?
HiddenKing was at the wheel stiring the ship.
HiddenKing: Not a single word!
commander Thermos: Argh, you'd be walking the plank!
In his British rage he grabbed the cabin girl, Ryoko and threw her over the side. She was quicly swept under the waves.
Then French fired back, wood splintered everywhere as the enemy cannon balls ripped through the wood structure of the British vessel. Bodies of crewmembers were ripped apart from the cannon balls. Then came the musket fire, the enemy volly cut down the British deck hands, the deck of commander Thermos' ship was covered in blood, splinters and mangled corpses!
commander Thermos: Fire at will! Yargh!
The British returned fire at the French, cannon balls from both sides toar through the wood of each ship.
commander Thermos: Prepare to be boarded!
He let out a blood curdleing scream and raised his sword high in the air. Gameiac and VangaurdofDestruction tossed the first grapling hooks over to the French vessel.
commander Thermos: Bring me their Captain's head! *licks lips*
The British Marines came up from below deck, and began to use the grapling hooks to board the French Vessel.
Gameiac: You go first.
VoD: No you.
Gameiac: No YOU!
VoD: Hey, I volunteered to wash Thermos' feet last. It's your turn to go unto the breach.
Gameiac: But remember I set you up on that date with Ryoko, so you owe me a favor.
VoD: You put x-laxitive in my food! You ruined my dinner, Ryoko will never forgive me for pooping all over her in bed.
Gameiac: Heh, yeah that was pretty funny.
VoD: Your always are mean to me and that's why you should-
A musket shot ripped through VoD's chest, he flew backwards and spazzed out. He landed on the splintered deck, he was coughing up blood and worst of all the musket wound made him cross eyed.
He ran over to VoD and held him in his arms.
Gameiac: Medic!!!
HiddenKING: What? Did someone say nude ladies? Where are they!
Gameiac: What? *drops VoD on the deck* Nude ladies? Where?
HiddenKING: Lets find out where their panties are!
Gameiac: Dammit your right!
HiddenKING left his post and went below deck with Gameiac in search of the nude women. Meanwhile commander Thermos was wondering while no one was stirring the ship.
commander Thermos: When I find that HiddenKING I'm gona scalp him!
Then Ghostlightning, the ship's chef came top side. He ducked and ran past enemy cannon balls and musket fire and approched commander Thermos who was throwing people over the side.
Ghostlightning: We're out of sugar! I can't finish my pound cake! What will we do?
commander Thermos: Get over there!
He grabbed Ghostlightning, placed a rope in his hands and pushed him over the side. He swung inbetween the ships and over the vortex of the maelstorm and onto the French Ship of the Line. He landed face first on a dead guy. Frightened, he was about ready to grab another rope and swing back, but commander Thermos was scowling at him from the other ship. He grabbed the fallen marine's cutlas and joined the fray. He hacked and slashed at the nearest person with his weapon.
Random Guy: Oi,you bloody twit, I'm on your side.
But Ghostlighting was'nt paying attention and he ran his sword through his gut. The British Marine curled into a ball and died. Then the French Marines came top side, they rushed to the ropes and swung over to the British vessel.
Nihlus Kryik: Pour la victoire!
Nihlus Kryik led the French boarding, he swung over and kicked commander Thermos in the face. But he recovered and attacked Nihlus with his machette, Nuhlus countered with is sword. They both hacked and slashed at each other. The rain beat down on their face and the wind wanted to blow them away as they continued to fight.
Thermos: Die you French Bastard!
Nihlus: Je vous aime pantalons!
Nihlus swung his sword, Thermos jumped back and kicked Nihlus in the face. Below deck Gameiac and HiddenKING had found a collection panties stuffed away in a cannon. Gameiac pulled out a pair, it was quite erotic for the 1800's.
HiddenKING: Kinky.
Gameiac: You said it.
VoD: Get away from my panties!
HiddenKing: Look out he is crosseyed!
The wounded deck hand and Gameiac wrastled over the panties, but because no one was driveing the ship it crashed into the side of the French vessel. Wood splintered, the shockwave knocked the people unfortunate enough to be below deck off their feet. Gameiac stumbled and fell backwards. As he rolled to to the porthole he took Vangaurd (who was still holding on) with him. They both rolled through a porthole, Gamieac, VoD, all his panties and the cannon they where in sank beneath the waves.
HiddenKING: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the panties!
Aboard the French Ship of the Line, Ghostlightning snuck away from the fighting and crepted into the Captain's private quarters. He pressed himself against the wall as he snuck around.
Ghostlightning: Hopefully the Captain isn't around.
Then suddenly a throwing knife exploded into the wall next to him, Ghost let out a girly scream as he saw who threw it. Behind the Captain's Desk was French Captain Captain Cornhole. He laughed as he reached for another knife.
Captain Cornhole: Ses seins sont comme des poissons ecailleux!
Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 29 novembre 2010 - 04:16 .
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