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The Ugliest Character


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Besides the obvious choices like The Broodmother or some monster . . . who do you think is the ugliest character you run into in DAO?

I just ran into Brother Burkel and thought that is one ugly dude.

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Cammen.



Captain Obvious to the rescue!

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Man = Howe
Women = Anora

ETA

That's not a personality comment.  I genuinely find Anora sexually unattractive, and Howe's nose should have a warning label before it has someones eye out.

Modifié par Glaucon, 29 novembre 2010 - 06:08 .


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Dagnabit, Corker! You beat me to it!

For females, I'd say the Chantry sister arguing with the merchant in Lothering.

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Male: other than Cammen, there is a Dwarf in the DN origin with a guargantuan nose.

Female: Anders' elf friend in Awakening.

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For me Cammen wins hands down for ugliest male.



Rylock for ugliest woman

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Most of the elven NPCs are butt ugly, sad to say. Not much evidence of that legendary elven beauty.

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Glaucon wrote...

Man = Howe
Women = Anora

ETA

That's not a personality comment.  I genuinely find Anora sexually unattractive, and Howe's nose should have a warning label before it has someones eye out.


WHAT?  Anora is hands down the best lookin woman in the game!

I never think of Cammen as ugly so much as pubescent.  His cheeks area little chubster but he'll grow into himself.

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Hanz54321 wrote...

Glaucon wrote...

Man = Howe
Women = Anora

ETA

That's not a personality comment.  I genuinely find Anora sexually unattractive, and Howe's nose should have a warning label before it has someones eye out.


WHAT?  Anora is hands down the best lookin woman in the game!

I never think of Cammen as ugly so much as pubescent.  His cheeks area little chubster but he'll grow into himself.


Morrigan is more my type.  Oh and you owe me a prize Posted Image

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For women, if we include Awakening, I'll argue for Mischa. She's rather unattractive. If it's Origin only then I agree with Tigress M.



Cammen wins the overall prize though.

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Glaucon wrote...

[Morrigan is more my type.  Oh and you owe me a prize Posted Image


Why for do I owe you a prize?  Please esplain.Posted Image

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Guy: vendor from the Haven shop, though Howe certain tails behind in the silver medal department.

Girl: Don't know why anyone would think of Anora. I nominate Marjholaine, considering...

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Bahlgan wrote...

Guy: vendor from the Haven shop, though Howe certain tails behind in the silver medal department.
Girl: Don't know why anyone would think of Anora. I nominate Marjholaine, considering...


LOL - I had a screenshot once of the Haven Vendor fighting my party.  He was throwing a clasic Shotokan Karate punch.Posted Image

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I always thought that guy in Redcliffe on the bridge, Tomas, should be playing a banjo in Deliverance. He has a whole 'inbreeders' look to him.

For women, I always thought Isabella looked like a scary drag queen.

Both got modded on my PC as soon as I learned how to play with the Toolset.

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Male: Cammen. Hands down.



Female: ...hm...I'll have to think on it.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Male: other than Cammen, there is a Dwarf in the DN origin with a guargantuan nose.
Female: Anders' elf friend in Awakening.



Agreed on both accounts. Damn, that broad was FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  If Anders ever hit that, it must have been uber-desperation on his part.

Cammen the most obvious and revolting for the males.

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mousestalker wrote...

For women, if we include Awakening, I'll argue for Mischa.


Mischa is a man.

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Come to think of it, maybe Anders was using that elf chick's nose to hide from the Templars.

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Male: Howe

Female: Sister Theohild

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Oh my god Cammen.

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Jon Jern wrote...

Oh my god Cammen.


qft!

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Female: Flemeth (Just ugh ugliest thing ever!)
Male: First Enchanter Ivring.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Come to think of it, maybe Anders was using that elf chick's nose to hide from the Templars.

She sounded like a man, too.  Or at least like a chainsmoker.  You know you could see her in a bathrobe and floppy slippers with a cig hanging out of her mouth.  "Hey Anders, go out and get me some goddamn smokes."  She did him a favor there.

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Addai67 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Come to think of it, maybe Anders was using that elf chick's nose to hide from the Templars.

She sounded like a man, too.  Or at least like a chainsmoker.  You know you could see her in a bathrobe and floppy slippers with a cig hanging out of her mouth.  "Hey Anders, go out and get me some goddamn smokes."  She did him a favor there.



OMG! QFT!

She's like a trailer park Barbara Streissand!:wizard:

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@The Water God - It's so funny you should mention Flemeth. You're right, she's ugly, but I never thought of that because I love Kate Mulgrew's voice, which I think is beautiful and when I think of Flemeth it's the voice, not the face, that comes to mind.