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[Sajuro]

Mash Mashington wrote...

tell us more, macho-man

I don't really know how many people who scour the Bioware forums can be called 'macho' this probably takes a penalty.

[Busomjack]

Sajuro wrote...

Mash Mashington wrote...

tell us more, macho-man

I don't really know how many people who scour the Bioware forums can be called 'macho' this probably takes a penalty.

Modifié par Busomjack, 02 décembre 2010 - 12:15 .

[Locutus_of_BORG]

^That's not actually you, is it?

Modifié par Locutus_of_BORG, 02 décembre 2010 - 12:48 .

[Cerberus Operative Ashley Williams]

Dude, you took a video of completing one repetition at 250 and posted it on YouTube. I'm sorry but that is pretty lame.

[Busomjack]

Locutus_of_BORG wrote...

^That's not actually you, is it?

I'll post a comment in the comment section under my profile name confirming it's me.  Also, that video was taken a while ago.  I bench press even more now and that doesn't even take into consideration my martial arts, stealth and swordfighting skills.

Modifié par Busomjack, 02 décembre 2010 - 01:18 .

[Spornicus]

Busomjack wrote...

Locutus_of_BORG wrote...

^That's not actually you, is it?

I'll post a comment in the comment section under my profile name confirming it's me.  Also, that video was taken a while ago.  I bench press even more now and that doesn't even take into consideration my martial arts, stealth and swordfighting skills.

Anyone who brags about their "martial arts, stealth and swordfighting skills" is not badass. That sounds more like Napoleon Dynamite than Rambo.

[Busomjack]

Yeah, but you've seen what I'm capable of.

[Spornicus]

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, but you've seen what I'm capable of.

I've seen kids in a high school gym outbench you.

And I haven't seen any of your sick ninja skillz yet, post a video of those.

[Busomjack]

Spornicus wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, but you've seen what I'm capable of.

I've seen kids in a high school gym outbench you.

And I haven't seen any of your sick ninja skillz yet, post a video of those.

And let me enemies observe my technique in order to better develop an effective offense against me?  Don't mistake me as an amateur.

Maybe some juiced up high school senior can bench press slightly more than me but it won't make up for his lack of lightning fast agility and a lifetime of training.  I can subdue a man with one hit regardless of his size.

[Spornicus]

Busomjack wrote...

Spornicus wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, but you've seen what I'm capable of.

I've seen kids in a high school gym outbench you.

And I haven't seen any of your sick ninja skillz yet, post a video of those.

And let me enemies observe my technique in order to better develop an effective offense against me?  Don't mistake me as an amateur.

Maybe some juiced up high school senior can bench press slightly more than me but it won't make up for his lack of lightning fast agility and a lifetime of training.  I can subdue a man with one hit regardless of his size.

What if said man has a gun, and is standing at least three meters away?

[Busomjack]

Spornicus wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Spornicus wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, but you've seen what I'm capable of.

I've seen kids in a high school gym outbench you.

And I haven't seen any of your sick ninja skillz yet, post a video of those.

And let me enemies observe my technique in order to better develop an effective offense against me?  Don't mistake me as an amateur.

Maybe some juiced up high school senior can bench press slightly more than me but it won't make up for his lack of lightning fast agility and a lifetime of training.  I can subdue a man with one hit regardless of his size.

What if said man has a gun, and is standing at least three meters away?

If the coward draws a gun I'll have my sword at his throat before his finger can touch the trigger.

[KillaKow]

Busomjack wrote...

Spornicus wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, but you've seen what I'm capable of.

I've seen kids in a high school gym outbench you.

And I haven't seen any of your sick ninja skillz yet, post a video of those.

And let me enemies observe my technique in order to better develop an effective offense against me?  Don't mistake me as an amateur.

Maybe some juiced up high school senior can bench press slightly more than me but it won't make up for his lack of lightning fast agility and a lifetime of training.  I can subdue a man with one hit regardless of his size.

Yeah, you clearly have tons of enemies. I mean, they must just be lining up at your door each day.

In fact, I bet you there's a bomb in your house right now. You should get out. And move to Greenland. And not have an internet connection while your there cause they can track your signal.

Quick, run, before it's too late...

[Busomjack]

You guys can go ahead and mock me if you want. I'm trained to keep my cool even under pressure of such taunts and my code doesn't require that I disclose my methods or any of my reasons for they are my own.



I created this thread to have a question answered unrelated to the present subject matter. It was answered so I'm done here.



Thank you.

[Spornicus]

Well as long as you're having fun Busomjack, so am I

[ObserverStatus]

btw, could you define "the swallow" for us? I've always been curious.

[Busomjack]

bobobo878 wrote...

btw, could you define "the swallow" for us? I've always been curious.

No, do not even go there.  We've been through this and I am NOT revisiting this subject.

[KillaKow]

Busomjack wrote...

You guys can go ahead and mock me if you want. I'm trained to keep my cool even under pressure of such taunts and my code doesn't require that I disclose my methods or any of my reasons for they are my own.

I created this thread to have a question answered unrelated to the present subject matter. It was answered so I'm done here.

Thank you.

Taunts? That was sarcasm my
friend, which I might add is an elegant weapon from a more civilized age.

And if you need training to keep your cool under the "pressure" of that, then, well... good luck with life.

Modifié par KillaKow, 02 décembre 2010 - 02:39 .

[ObserverStatus]

Busomjack wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

btw, could you define "the swallow" for us? I've always been curious.

No, do not even go there.  We've been through this and I am NOT revisiting this subject.

could you at least link the thread where we we've been through this? i've never seen it.

Modifié par bobobo878, 02 décembre 2010 - 02:52 .

[Spornicus]

Busomjack, I've seen some of your other posts, and I agree with you on a lot of things. You make a much better nerd than badass. Stick with it.

[Busomjack]

bobobo878 wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

btw, could you define "the swallow" for us? I've always been curious.

No, do not even go there.  We've been through this and I am NOT revisiting this subject.

could you at least link the thread where we we've been through this? i've never seen it.

I don't remember the name nor do I care to discuss it as it was a mockery of both me and the legacy of Sasaki Kojiro.

[thatguy212]

Busomjack i gotta ask, when you say swordfighting skills what type do you mean? like fencing or kendo or something

[Sajuro]

Busomjack wrote...

Spornicus wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, but you've seen what I'm capable of.

I've seen kids in a high school gym outbench you.

And I haven't seen any of your sick ninja skillz yet, post a video of those.

And let me enemies observe my technique in order to better develop an effective offense against me?  Don't mistake me as an amateur.

Maybe some juiced up high school senior can bench press slightly more than me but it won't make up for his lack of lightning fast agility and a lifetime of training.  I can subdue a man with one hit regardless of his size.

Kicking someone in the balls and running does not count as mad ninja skills.. Besides, despite your claim I think gun beats sword, and police beat person who slashes peoples throats with swords, and lethal injection beats person who slashes multiple peoples throats when they draw guns after he slashed another dude's throat.

[Sajuro]

Oh and, eat your heart out these are true skills
 

[Busomjack]

thatguy212 wrote...

Busomjack i gotta ask, when you say swordfighting skills what type do you mean? like fencing or kendo or something

Kendo primarily.  However I am more than just a follower of the art I am an artist myself and have incorporated my own style which addresses the limitations of Kendo and gives me the advantage of unpredictability.

[KillaKow]

Sajuro wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Spornicus wrote...

Busomjack wrote...

Yeah, but you've seen what I'm capable of.

I've seen kids in a high school gym outbench you.

And I haven't seen any of your sick ninja skillz yet, post a video of those.

And let me enemies observe my technique in order to better develop an effective offense against me?  Don't mistake me as an amateur.

Maybe some juiced up high school senior can bench press slightly more than me but it won't make up for his lack of lightning fast agility and a lifetime of training.  I can subdue a man with one hit regardless of his size.

Kicking someone in the balls and running does not count as mad ninja skills.. Besides, despite your claim I think gun beats sword, and police beat person who slashes peoples throats with swords, and lethal injection beats person who slashes multiple peoples throats when they draw guns after he slashed another dude's throat.

Maximum effective range of a pistol: 50 meters. (approx. 150 feet)
Maximum effective range of a sword: 2 meters. (approx. 6 feet)

Yeah, I think gun beats sword...