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[Margaret_TheElf]

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

[ErichHartmann]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

Meg goes commando.

[Nyaore]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

Meg goes commando.

Cue nosebleeds in 3... 2... 1....

[shellys639]

than god! we are finally getting some hints this month

[slimgrin]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

He's got a gourd.

[namedforthemoon]

Reverie wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

Meg fans and Varric fans need to unite. There are people out there that have actually said "I sometimes feel like I'm the only one hoping that Varric or that elf guy are not LI's." We need to stand up against that type of thinking, and we can only do so with a united front. Band together, people!

*sigh* You truly need to let this go. You're taking it a little too personal. I'm not insulting the characters (unlike you basically calling me/my choices boring - but I wont go there) I just expressed my opinion. Whereas you seemed to be running around to every thread to "tattle" about how mean I am. Really let it go.


And I apologize for stepping into your thread MEG fans.

You can just send me a PM, if you want to have a conversation about this.

[cin_zia]

ErichHartmann wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

Meg goes commando.

Briefs, because he wants his package looking great for unwrapping.

[PoisonTheCity]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

Neither.

He wears a grouping of fig leaves, sewn together with wild derpicorn hair. It accents the feathers.

[Margaret_TheElf]

Nyaore wrote...

ErichHartmann wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

Meg goes commando.

Cue nosebleeds in 3... 2... 1....

[cin_zia]

PoisonTheCity wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

Neither.

He wears a grouping of fig leaves, sewn together with wild derpicorn hair. It accents the feathers.

And makes him look exotic

[namedforthemoon]

cin_zia wrote...

PoisonTheCity wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

DOES M.E.G WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?.....or boxer briefs?

Neither.

He wears a grouping of fig leaves, sewn together with wild derpicorn hair. It accents the feathers.

And makes him look exotic

How does he keep them from getting moldy under his armor? Or does he just make a new pair every day?

[CrookedAsylum]

Wild derpicorn hair... Those make people itch like tarantula legs.

[Margaret_TheElf]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Wild derpicorn hair... Those make people itch like tarantula legs.

I wonder if he needs itch cream to be applied.....

[CrookedAsylum]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Wild derpicorn hair... Those make people itch like tarantula legs.

I wonder if he needs itch cream to be applied.....

Your ability to turn things into innuendo fascinates me.

Modifié par CrookedAsylum, 09 décembre 2010 - 04:13 .

[PoisonTheCity]

namedforthemoon wrote...

How does he keep them from getting moldy under his armor? Or does he just make a new pair every day?

It's made from derpicorn hair - it's magic; it doesn't get moldy. People overlook side-effects like the manic itching CrookedAsylum mentioned for properties such as those.

[CrookedAsylum]

Don't forget the Horn of Derp. I can turn the most beige plank of wood into the most flamboyant circle of sparkles ever to be seen. And then consequently blinded by.

[PoisonTheCity]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Don't forget the Horn of Derp. I can turn the most beige plank of wood into the most flamboyant circle of sparkles ever to be seen. And then consequently blinded by.

Hence why Meg is the only one who can tame the wild derpicorn. Only he can handle that much fabulosity and awesomeness.

[CrookedAsylum]

PoisonTheCity wrote...

Hence why Meg is the only one who can tame the wild derpicorn. Only he can handle that much fabulosity and awesomeness.

It must be part of Meg's glowiness; It subdues the innate herp dominating Derpicorn's soul, and sooths it until it is tame, and he can barf his rainbows in peace and safety.

(as a side note, i think we make an epic tag team. just sayin')

[Margaret_TheElf]

You know, I read somewhere that in medival Ireland, unicorns were malicious and sadistic creatures, and could only be tamed by a beautiful maiden removing her top before them.....so how does it work with Meg and the derpicorn....?
:blink:Implications unpleasant.

[Liyros]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

PoisonTheCity wrote...

Hence why Meg is the only one who can tame the wild derpicorn. Only he can handle that much fabulosity and awesomeness.

It must be part of Meg's glowiness; It subdues the innate herp dominating Derpicorn's soul, and sooths it until it is tame, and he can barf his rainbows in peace and safety.

(as a side note, i think we make an epic tag team. just sayin')

It is indeed pretty amusing when you start commenting one after the other.  Ohh, TIM.

[CrookedAsylum]

@Margaret
I am glad to know that my belief that unicorns are secretly murderous bastards is not entirely unfounded.

@Salsic
TIM and TIM in the same room, contemplating the ethics of derpicorns is waiting to be an implosion of awesome.

Modifié par CrookedAsylum, 09 décembre 2010 - 04:31 .

[PoisonTheCity]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

It must be part of Meg's glowiness; It subdues the innate herp dominating Derpicorn's soul, and sooths it until it is tame, and he can barf his rainbows in peace and safety.

(as a side note, i think we make an epic tag team. just sayin')

Yes, that's what the glowing is - the raw herp energy being absorbed from Derpicorn and turning him into a mystical creature of beauty and regurgitated rainbows.

(as a side note, I have to agree.)

[CrookedAsylum]

PoisonTheCity wrote...

Yes, that's what the glowing is - the raw herp energy being absorbed from Derpicorn and turning him into a mystical creature of beauty and regurgitated rainbows.

(as a side note, I have to agree.)

Coincidentally, the barf of Derpicorn is seen as a delicacy and is the main focus of several expensive dishes in Orlais. Meg and Derpy must constantly be on the lookout for brigands disguised as unassuming crapping birds.

[tankgirly]

Gosh, just when I thought this thread is slowing down, one vid boost the speed back up. I was only disappeared for an hour or two to do some RL chores, and missed these many bantering?



XD



Anyway, there are very very silly thread out there, which I suspect are from trolls who deliberately looking for troubles. I even came across one a few days ago saying why there is no such a function existing telling people 'this is a potential companion, don't kill him/her', or 'Why all the female companion in Origin are human'. Trolls, trolls trolling.



To me, Varric is very nice. Though I am not sure if it was the lighting or not, all his chest hair disappeared. I would love to have him as my companion.



Now all we need is a Qunari companion. I don't think Sten will be back, so we need a new one.



Tank

[PoisonTheCity]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Coincidentally, the barf of Derpicorn is seen as a delicacy and is the main focus of several expensive dishes in Orlais. Meg and Derpy must constantly be on the lookout for brigands disguised as unassuming crapping birds.

Oh, those silly Orlesians. Don't they know that consuming the barf of Derpicorn will eventually make them look like this?