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[Leonia]

I still want my autographed coal from Gaider. Please?

[tankgirly]

Wow, what have I missed?

You must love that song a lot, Dave. It was a jolly good song, you know.



@Mel, (in the Mother's tone) SANTA IS NOT REAL!



Tank

[nightcobra]

anyone up for a santa varric and and his helpful elf meg fanart?

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 14 décembre 2010 - 08:46 .

[Nyaore]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

anyone up for a santa varric and and his helpful elf meg fanart?

Oh lord, this needs to be done. LIEK NAO.

[nightcobra]

Nyaore wrote...

nightcobra8928 wrote...

anyone up for a santa varric and and his helpful elf meg fanart?

Oh lord, this needs to be done. LIEK NAO.

with carver as the excited child to receive his present:lol:

[MelRedux]

@tank *cries* YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS!!!!



@nightcobra YYEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[tankgirly]

@Mel (laugh like the Mother)



Well, you can always dress the Architect up as santa...wait, he's too skinny...

[ankuu]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

Nyaore wrote...

nightcobra8928 wrote...

anyone up for a santa varric and and his helpful elf meg fanart?

Oh lord, this needs to be done. LIEK NAO.

with carver as the excited child to receive his present:lol:

omg yes!

[nightcobra]

and isabela in a sexy reindeer costume, what? i can dream:whistle:.

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 14 décembre 2010 - 08:54 .

[MelRedux]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

Nyaore wrote...

nightcobra8928 wrote...

anyone up for a santa varric and and his helpful elf meg fanart?

Oh lord, this needs to be done. LIEK NAO.

with carver as the excited child to receive his present:lol:

And a derpicorn pulling the sleigh!!!!!!!

[David Gaider]

Mel_Redux wrote...
Gaider crushed my derpicorn dreams.....next he'll tell me that Santa's not real.

Oh, Santa's real enough-- he was just corrupted by the darkspawn taint and fed to Mrs. Claus as she slowly turned into a jolly old brood mother.

THIS YEAR
IT'S GOING TO BE A DARK, DARK CHRISTMAS

Elf1: "Oh no! They got Santa!"
Elf2: "Whatever will we do?"
Elf3: "Run to the North Pole Alienage! Quick!"

Mrs. Claus the Brood Mother appears. SKREEE!
Female Elf: "Aieee!"

AND ONLY ONE HERO CAN SAVE THE DAY

FemWarden: *points crossbow*  "Get away from her, you b1tch!"

THIS YEAR THE WARDEN GETS ON THE "NICE" LIST FOR GOOD
THIS YEAR... EVIL TAKES A HOLIDAY

 THE YEAR THE WARDEN SAVED CHRISTMAS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Modifié par David Gaider, 14 décembre 2010 - 08:59 .

[MelRedux]

David Gaider wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...
Gaider crushed my derpicorn dreams.....next he'll tell me that Santa's not real.

Oh, Santa's real enough-- he was just corrupted by the darkspawn taint and fed to Mrs. Claus as she slowly turned into a jolly old brood mother.

THIS YEAR
IT'S GOING TO BE A DARK, DARK CHRISTMAS

Elf1: "Oh no! They got Santa!"
Elf2: "Whatever will we do?"
Elf3: "Run to the North Pole Alienage! Quick!"

Mrs. Claus the Brood Mother appears. SKREEE!
Female Elf: "Aieee!"

AND ONLY ONE HERO CAN SAVE THE DAY

FemWarden: *points crossbow*  "Get away from her, you b1tch!"

THIS YEAR THE WARDEN GETS ON THE "NICE" LIST FOR GOOD
THIS YEAR... EVIL TAKES A HOLIDAY

THE YEAR THE WARDEN SAVED CHRISTMAS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

 That's the most terrifying Christmas ever.....or the most awesome.

[nightcobra]

David Gaider wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...
Gaider crushed my derpicorn dreams.....next he'll tell me that Santa's not real.

Oh, Santa's real enough-- he was just corrupted by the darkspawn taint and fed to Mrs. Claus as she slowly turned into a jolly old brood mother.

THIS YEAR
IT'S GOING TO BE A DARK, DARK CHRISTMAS

Elf1: "Oh no! They got Santa!"
Elf2: "Whatever will we do?"
Elf3: "Run to the North Pole Alienage! Quick!"

Mrs. Claus the Brood Mother appears. SKREEE!
Female Elf: "Aieee!"

AND ONLY ONE HERO CAN SAVE THE DAY

FemWarden: *****s crossbow* "Get away from her, you ****!"

THIS YEAR THE WARDEN GETS ON THE "NICE" LIST FOR GOOD
THIS YEAR... EVIL TAKES A HOLIDAY

THE YEAR THE WARDEN SAVED CHRISTMAS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

and in the sequel...


THIS WINTER....

ONE DWARF....

ONE SMIRK....

SAVES CHRISTMAS!

VARRIC CLAUS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Modifié par nightcobra8928, 14 décembre 2010 - 09:00 .

[Nyaore]

David Gaider wrote...

Oh, Santa's real enough-- he was just corrupted by the darkspawn taint and fed to Mrs. Claus as she slowly turned into a jolly old brood mother.

THIS YEAR
IT'S GOING TO BE A DARK, DARK CHRISTMAS

Elf1: "Oh no! They got Santa!"
Elf2: "Whatever will we do?"
Elf3: "Run to the North Pole Alienage! Quick!"

Mrs. Claus the Brood Mother appears. SKREEE!
Female Elf: "Aieee!"

AND ONLY ONE HERO CAN SAVE THE DAY

FemWarden: *points crossbow*  "Get away from her, you b1tch!"

THIS YEAR THE WARDEN GETS ON THE "NICE" LIST FOR GOOD
THIS YEAR... EVIL TAKES A HOLIDAY

THE YEAR THE WARDEN SAVED CHRISTMAS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

......:happy:...... <-- Pretty much my reaction.
Thanks for that Gaider, I needed that laugh.

[Erosist]

David Gaider wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...
Gaider crushed my derpicorn dreams.....next he'll tell me that Santa's not real.

Oh, Santa's real enough-- he was just corrupted by the darkspawn taint and fed to Mrs. Claus as she slowly turned into a jolly old brood mother.

THIS YEAR
IT'S GOING TO BE A DARK, DARK CHRISTMAS

Elf1: "Oh no! They got Santa!"
Elf2: "Whatever will we do?"
Elf3: "Run to the North Pole Alienage! Quick!"

Mrs. Claus the Brood Mother appears. SKREEE!
Female Elf: "Aieee!"

AND ONLY ONE HERO CAN SAVE THE DAY

FemWarden: *points crossbow*  "Get away from her, you b1tch!"

THIS YEAR THE WARDEN GETS ON THE "NICE" LIST FOR GOOD
THIS YEAR... EVIL TAKES A HOLIDAY

THE YEAR THE WARDEN SAVED CHRISTMAS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

I die. The man is a genius, and I would watch this movie, and play the game that was based on it, esp. if Meg were somehow involved.

P.S. Sigourney Weaver as FemWarden, luvsit!

[Master Shiori]

David Gaider wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...
Gaider crushed my derpicorn dreams.....next he'll tell me that Santa's not real.

Oh, Santa's real enough-- he was just corrupted by the darkspawn taint and fed to Mrs. Claus as she slowly turned into a jolly old brood mother.

THIS YEAR
IT'S GOING TO BE A DARK, DARK CHRISTMAS

Elf1: "Oh no! They got Santa!"
Elf2: "Whatever will we do?"
Elf3: "Run to the North Pole Alienage! Quick!"

Mrs. Claus the Brood Mother appears. SKREEE!
Female Elf: "Aieee!"

AND ONLY ONE HERO CAN SAVE THE DAY

FemWarden: *points crossbow*  "Get away from her, you b1tch!"

THIS YEAR THE WARDEN GETS ON THE "NICE" LIST FOR GOOD
THIS YEAR... EVIL TAKES A HOLIDAY

 THE YEAR THE WARDEN SAVED CHRISTMAS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Shouldn't that be FemHawke?

Awesome scenario David. I'd actually pay to see it.

[Cutlasskiwi]

Poor Mrs Claus! She didn't deserve that. Shame on you Mr Gaider!

[tankgirly]

Thank you, David. The story is brilliant!

[cin_zia]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...
Gaider crushed my derpicorn dreams.....next he'll tell me that Santa's not real.

Oh, Santa's real enough-- he was just corrupted by the darkspawn taint and fed to Mrs. Claus as she slowly turned into a jolly old brood mother.

THIS YEAR
IT'S GOING TO BE A DARK, DARK CHRISTMAS

Elf1: "Oh no! They got Santa!"
Elf2: "Whatever will we do?"
Elf3: "Run to the North Pole Alienage! Quick!"

Mrs. Claus the Brood Mother appears. SKREEE!
Female Elf: "Aieee!"

AND ONLY ONE HERO CAN SAVE THE DAY

FemWarden: *****s crossbow* "Get away from her, you ****!"

THIS YEAR THE WARDEN GETS ON THE "NICE" LIST FOR GOOD
THIS YEAR... EVIL TAKES A HOLIDAY

THE YEAR THE WARDEN SAVED CHRISTMAS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

and in the sequel...


THIS WINTER....

ONE DWARF....

ONE SMIRK....

SAVES CHRISTMAS!

VARRIC CLAUS

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

Wow both these posts made me laugh my **** (yes I used dollar signs....I'm that cool...like Ke$sha...pfft lol) off. I think Varric Clause would bring "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause" to a whole new level lol.

[Pugnate]

This thread should be its own forum. Seriously.



Someone make it happen.

[Ninja Mage]

Ms Clause...she was so jolly...now Morrigan must deliver all the presents..

[cin_zia]

My Ke$ha dollar sign thingy didn't work wahhhh

[Margaret_TheElf]

David Gaider wrote...
As if I would give you any of those things. Pfft.

You will be giving us at least 12 bits of Megformation, you know this is inevitable. You need to unleash your creations to the fan public, so you may sustain yourself with tears of joy, declaraitions of love, and ear shattering squees in order to survive until the game comes out.

[HighMoon]

At this point in time, Varric, Isabela and Meg are looking to be a very appealing team.

[Face of Evil]

Would a tainted Santa Claus bring presents to The Children?



God, I want to see this in fan art. Like, yesterday.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 15 décembre 2010 - 12:24 .