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Hellooo sexy elf-man, who are *you*? (You are Fenris! Hooray for you!)


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tmp7704 wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Gaider feeds on your sadness and sorrow.
Don't get your hopes high, I'd say.

Indeed; perhaps the elf turns out to be nugsexual.

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Ehh! here we go again with the NUGZ!!!

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I too regret there may be no female elf LI. Preferably a blonde one.

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Blasto the jelly wrote...

Ehh! here we go again with the NUGZ!!!


We can never get enough Nug-goodness.

slimgrin wrote...

I too regret there may be no female elf LI. Preferably a blonde one.


I prefer a female Dalish.

Modifié par Lord_Valandil, 02 décembre 2010 - 02:27 .


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Blasto the jelly wrote...

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I bet Meg has a foot fetish and that's why he doesn't wear any shoes. Anyone here into sucking on toes?

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No? What if they were smothered in Nutella? I hear Hawke has a thing for being smothered in Nutella....

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Anarya wrote...

Oh come on, cheer up. A young, sexy elf who is written by Gaider? There's no way he's not an LI. No Way.


Heh- remember its Gaider- you'll get your young sexy elf love interest.....only for him to die in the most  unimaginably heart wrenching way possible.

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Blasto the jelly wrote...

Ehh! here we go again with the NUGZ!!!

Well, the nugs are canon. There's even rumours of the Warden...

but actually, they could do it much simpler and meaner -- just make the elf absolutely not interested in relationships with non-elves. Posted Image

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namedforthemoon wrote...

Blasto the jelly wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

I bet Meg has a foot fetish and that's why he doesn't wear any shoes. Anyone here into sucking on toes?

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No? What if they were smothered in Nutella? I hear Hawke has a thing for being smothered in Nutella....

Oh! that wasn't a no, more like a idunno? Hawke does have a thing for a nutella....
I hear Elven nutella feet is a delicacy is some parts of Thedas..

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as long as he's not shorter than femhawke, i'm fine with him being a male LI.

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tmp7704 wrote...

Blasto the jelly wrote...

Ehh! here we go again with the NUGZ!!!

Well, the nugs are canon. There's even rumours of the Warden...

but actually, they could do it much simpler and meaner -- just make the elf absolutely not interested in relationships with non-elves. Posted Image


Shut up.
Just...shut up!
Gaider, don't listen!


/Joking

Modifié par Lord_Valandil, 02 décembre 2010 - 02:32 .


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Ugh he better be bisexual. If Varric is the bisexual one I'm going to rAGE

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I'll show that elf a thing or two..Hawke style CAAWWW lol

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Yes, I predict the elf gets a poisoned arrow toward the end of the game and dies painfully, either that or Gaider will get Shakespearian and say he dies from great sorrow. Muhuhahahaha!



Legends say...Darth Gaider's heart was so cold, it had to be removed from his body to keep his body alive. It was replaced with the heart of a cruel, dire polar bear, while the real heart was sent to the north pole to help prevent global warming.

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Ninja Mage wrote...

Ugh he better be bisexual. If Varric is the bisexual one I'm going to rAGE


I agree.  Bisexual men are just sexier, and bisexual elves?  Yowza!

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Elf? Nah...



What we have here is a mash-up:



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Vylan Antagonist wrote...

Elf? Nah...

What we have here is a mash-up:

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Hu... hu... how did you make that connection?

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Gunther is from the lost continent of Atlantis? For serious? :o

Modifié par Saibh, 02 décembre 2010 - 02:36 .


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I think he'll be a morally upright qunari raised elf. Who doesn't realize he isn't qunari. You can't tell him he's not, he's in serious denial.

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I just thought of something funny. I already mentioned that Meg could be one of the Antivan Crows. If he is, then we'd have a Hawke and a Crow in the same game. We just need an Eagle and a Turkey, now.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

I just thought of something funny. I already mentioned that Meg could be one of the Antivan Crows. If he is, then we'd have a Hawke and a Crow in the same game. We just need an Eagle and a Turkey, now.

Varric is the turkey *runs away*

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I'm wondering about the white hair.

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Khayness wrote...

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Was anyone in the Isabela thread, among the "I want to hit that" and the "OMG, she's too (ugly, promiscuous, whatever)" saying that DA2 was not a dating sim? *sigh* maybe it's true, maybe the sexy elf guy isn't a romance option. My heart is already broken :(


I'd gladly post my views about how Ms. Fanservice Leading Lady offends me as a male to ease your pain.


I don't think it's a like/dislike of Isabela that's the point...rather that when people go crazy over romancing a *female* character they don't get told the game's not a dating sim. I realise Chris was probably targetting everyone with his comment, not just people in this thread, yet it's this thread that got the post. And some people (mainly the ladies) are feeling left out with all the marketting out there already catering to a certain type of male demographic: sultry Isabela wallpapers, kiss scenes in cinematics, and game footage with big cleavage and no pants.

Not a dating sim indeed. ;) Dangling hawt, scantily clad women in front of people isn't supposed to make them think about canoodling one bit.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

I just thought of something funny. I already mentioned that Meg could be one of the Antivan Crows. If he is, then we'd have a Hawke and a Crow in the same game. We just need an Eagle and a Turkey, now.

lolPosted Image Maybe Carver can be the Eagle and the Turkey derp herp gobble gobble.

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slimgrin wrote...

I'm wondering about the white hair.


*points at Cassandra*

It's all the rage in Thedas at the moment!

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

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I'm wondering about the white hair.


*points at Cassandra*

It's all the rage in Thedas at the moment!


Or maybe he was struck by lightning.

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slimgrin wrote...

I'm wondering about the white hair.


It did in fact exist on younger characters in DAO--both of whom were dark-skinned elves.