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Hellooo sexy elf-man, who are *you*? (You are Fenris! Hooray for you!)


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CrookedAsylum wrote...

capsize wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

They need to release some real info soon, 'cuz I don't think elf dude is ever gonna recover from being known as Meg. Not even if he turns out to be Chuck Norris with pointy ears.


...or being known as the shapshifter unicorn/Flemeth's lover/goat in elf form.


It's sad how excited I got when my pathetic goat joke was referenced. 


It's sadder that I've been reading this whole thread from the beginning to the end.

#1152
CrookedAsylum

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capsize wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

capsize wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

They need to release some real info soon, 'cuz I don't think elf dude is ever gonna recover from being known as Meg. Not even if he turns out to be Chuck Norris with pointy ears.


...or being known as the shapshifter unicorn/Flemeth's lover/goat in elf form.


It's sad how excited I got when my pathetic goat joke was referenced. 


It's sadder that I've been reading this whole thread from the beginning to the end.


It's kay, Darth Cupcake was reading alongside us.

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crimzontearz

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come on Aimo....we need your awesome art!!!!!!!!!

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capsize wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

capsize wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

They need to release some real info soon, 'cuz I don't think elf dude is ever gonna recover from being known as Meg. Not even if he turns out to be Chuck Norris with pointy ears.


...or being known as the shapshifter unicorn/Flemeth's lover/goat in elf form.


It's sad how excited I got when my pathetic goat joke was referenced. 


It's sadder that I've been reading this whole thread from the beginning to the end.


I think I did it for the first 70 or so pages of the Varric thread before I really started posting...it'll get you invested in the thread to say the least :)

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The glowing lines seem to match up with where veins are in the human body.



So that's cool :0 he's got glowing anatomy!

(And I've just sent all your minds somewhere horrible)

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standardpack wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

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Hey, so, um...whatever you do, DON'T tell us anything new or interesting about Meg. Grrrr and so forth. That would cause lots and lots of rage, I'm sure. So...definitely don't do that.


Okay.


Crap! The reverse  psychology tactic didn't work!


It only works if you are actually smarter than the one you try it on.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

The glowing lines seem to match up with where veins are in the human body.

So that's cool :0 he's got glowing anatomy!
(And I've just sent all your minds somewhere horrible)


You did. I'm not sure if I love you or hate you for it.

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CrookedAsylum wrote...
You did. I'm not sure if I love you or hate you for it.


*steeples fingers*
Exxxxcellent.

#1159
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Mel_Redux wrote...

Ninja Mage wrote...

Lol OMg he is SMOKING Hot...but the writers have made him magically unattainable...

Meg-No matter how many gifts, favors, or battle honors you give me, I will never be romancable in the story, no matter who you are and I will always appear in towns with my shirt off to rub it in! Because I'm the writer's form of revenge!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAaaaaaaaaaaa x20


Did they not tease us enough with Nathaniel (<3) and Anders in Awakening??!?!  WHY ARE THEY SO CRUEL?!!?!?


Hear, hear!
I think I am going to officially put this thread on my watchlist (believe me, there aren't much to date)

Tank

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CrookedAsylum wrote...

capsize wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

They need to release some real info soon, 'cuz I don't think elf dude is ever gonna recover from being known as Meg. Not even if he turns out to be Chuck Norris with pointy ears.


...or being known as the shapshifter unicorn/Flemeth's lover/goat in elf form.


It's sad how excited I got when my pathetic goat joke was referenced. 


I feel the same way about my lame shapeshifter unicorn joke getting referenced there.

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Saslic wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

capsize wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

They need to release some real info soon, 'cuz I don't think elf dude is ever gonna recover from being known as Meg. Not even if he turns out to be Chuck Norris with pointy ears.


...or being known as the shapshifter unicorn/Flemeth's lover/goat in elf form.


It's sad how excited I got when my pathetic goat joke was referenced. 


I feel the same way about my lame shapeshifter unicorn joke getting referenced there.


Personally, I think anything involving unicorns is bangin'.

+1

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Pseudocognition wrote...

The glowing lines seem to match up with where veins are in the human body.

So that's cool :0 he's got glowing anatomy!
(And I've just sent all your minds somewhere horrible)


Well that would certainly make for an interesting romance.

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Anarya wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

The glowing lines seem to match up with where veins are in the human body.

So that's cool :0 he's got glowing anatomy!
(And I've just sent all your minds somewhere horrible)


Well that would certainly make for an interesting romance.


I feel like it would end in Hawke getting burned.

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I wonder if he would say "Embrace eternity!" before coitus.

Modifié par Russalka, 03 décembre 2010 - 12:19 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

The glowing lines seem to match up with where veins are in the human body.

So that's cool :0 he's got glowing anatomy!
(And I've just sent all your minds somewhere horrible)


Horrible... or wonderful?

#1166
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Russalka wrote...

I wonder if he would say "Embrace eternity!" before coitus.


That scene was simultaneously the most horrifying and amusing I have ever seen.

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and so it was that the bioware developers decided to include a Virmire moment in DA2 POST framed narrative making you choose who to leave behind to die.....Meg or Varric



mwhahahaha

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crimzontearz wrote...

and so it was that the bioware developers decided to include a Virmire moment in DA2 POST framed narrative making you choose who to leave behind to die.....Meg or Varric

mwhahahaha


Need more info.  We already know Varric has an awesome personality + Bianca so I would chose him without question right now.  If this elf is interesting then maybe him. /wild speculation   

Modifié par ErichHartmann, 03 décembre 2010 - 12:27 .


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ErichHartmann wrote...

Need more info.  We already know Varric has an awesome personality so I would chose him without question right now.  If this elf is interesting then maybe him.   


Maybe the elf has hot abs and Varric a mild hairy pot belly?
I am feeling so immature. Must be the lack of sleep.

Modifié par Russalka, 03 décembre 2010 - 12:26 .


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ErichHartmann wrote...

Need more info.  We already know Varric has an awesome personality so I would chose him without question right now.  If this elf is interesting then maybe him. /wild speculation   


But sexy man-elf has sexy man-elf scars.

Edit: Possibly. Gaider did say that Meg doesn't look entirely like his concept anymore.

Modifié par CrookedAsylum, 03 décembre 2010 - 12:28 .


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pizoxuat wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

The glowing lines seem to match up with where veins are in the human body.

So that's cool :0 he's got glowing anatomy!
(And I've just sent all your minds somewhere horrible)


Horrible... or wonderful?


Ahh, so if he ever drops his pants, Hawke will stare in awe and whisper, "Shiny." before pouncing. ;)

..And I am much too easily amused.

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Murderous unicorn...shiny anatomy...I'm really liking where this is going....

#1173
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Saslic wrote...

pizoxuat wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

The glowing lines seem to match up with where veins are in the human body.

So that's cool :0 he's got glowing anatomy!
(And I've just sent all your minds somewhere horrible)


Horrible... or wonderful?


Ahh, so if he ever drops his pants, Hawke will stare in awe and whisper, "Shiny." before pouncing. ;)

..And I am much too easily amused.


I would go with "Megnificent."

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Or, "Illuminescent magnifico!" lol

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Mel_Redux wrote...

Murderous unicorn...shiny anatomy...I'm really liking where this is going....



Where did a murderous unicorn sidekick come from??? If he has shiny tattoos on his ass, then he'll be like a stop sign.STOP ANCIENT ELVEN PALACE