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[JediHealerCosmin]

In the future, replying to messages has been dismissed for some reason. 

[Babli]

That I dont need any protection suit in vacuum.

[SpectreSeven]

That you have to be careful picking when there's peanuts in red and blue bowls

[hecksard]

That walking is forbidden in most cities unless 1) you're armed 2) in a room with boxes.

[IBPROFEN]

I can walk all over a rickity old ship,dangling on the edge of a cliff. And, I can't find my JUMP button.

[Marzillius]

They will destroy me!

Modifié par Marzillius, 02 décembre 2010 - 10:16 .

[bahmamu]

I will have little blue children after ME3

[Marzillius]

bahmamu wrote...

I will have little blue children after ME3

I just noticed... the computer in your sig... it's not your computer, right?

[bahmamu]

It's my first pc from 1997, I still have it in my basement

Modifié par bahmamu, 02 décembre 2010 - 10:33 .

[Kaptain Darkfist]

HK-47 may not be the most awesome robot anymore.

[Bogsnot1]

Its legal to shoot fanbois.

[this isnt my name]

That life has no consequences, only emails.

[ScooterPie88]

That <this> is my favorite store on the Citadel.

[SetsunaF]

That pushing a merc out of a multistory building is a perfectly valid negotiation tactic.

[Dsurian]

There's only one banker and investment agent available in the universe, who also happens to be a agent of the shadow broker - yet this individual fails to facilitate any needs concerning banking, investment, or the shadow broker.

[ScooterPie88]

That it's a big stupid jellyfish.



That screwing your shipmates never has complications.



That if I have the proper title I can get away with anything.



That the current US government isn't the stupidest out there (Council).



That even when threatened with extinction politicians will play games and get people killed.



That if you go undercover or recieve information from an undesirable party you are a traitor.



That no matter how much good you do and no matter how often you're right no one will listen.



My very presence makes even the coldest ice queen swoon.



If I die I'll just respawn unless it is the most important battle of my life.



Being loyal to me and my cause makes people better and nearly invincable.



Even if I know a girl is a murdering, manipulative witch the smart idea is to try to bone her.



That I'm so important when I die people will pay billions to bring me back.



That in the future tanks are either highly survivable but unwieldly or they are highly manueverable flying coffins.



I think that sums it up.

[mineralica]

Catching Krogan while falling into abyss not causing you fall together.
Person can't survive unless two of his friends will do the same.
It's normal to fragile woman to run with full-armoured Alliance marine on shoulder once or 85 kilos sniper rifle all the time.
EDIT: just remembered. Being dead for couple of years is a popular way to evade taxes

Modifié par mineralica, 03 décembre 2010 - 09:25 .

[Vena_86]

sumoaltus wrote...

We exist because they allow it

Chuck Norris is the head reaper.

[Shinannigan]

...that even turian C-Sec officers won't mind when you shoot a turian polititcian.



...that it's a good idea to smooch one of your teammates on the night before an important mission, even if she's bound to fall ill from it.

[TK Dude]

That pure renegades are sadistic bastards.

[JediHealerCosmin]

Ruthless decisions make you look like the Terminator. 

[rogermacarios]

That you always need to crouch before vault over an obstacle.

[Telemachus78]

That Ash is worth it

[Urazz]

That I can be a complete dick to everyone and I'll still win in the end.