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Leliana vs Zevran


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Maria Caliban

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In this corner! The saucy Antivan Crow and elven assassin -- Zevran!

In this corner! The Maker blessed redheaded bard on the run - Leliana!

Zevran initially suggested this match play itself out in the bedroom, but cooler heads prevailed and they'll just be beating one another up. Which of these rogues has what it takes?

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LadyKarrakaz

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Zevran of course.



I'd rather be with an exciting deceptive assassin than with goody two shoes...

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Herr Uhl

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Zevran, definitely. Growing up amongst prostitutes and Spanish accent trumphs French accent and getting religious every day of the week.

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Zevran, and this time I'm not biased.
Well, not so much.

Modifié par Nivraym, 26 octobre 2009 - 06:53 .


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Go Sten!! My new hero.



I'll always put my my money on a crazy chick. Leliana gets my vote.

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Purple Lady wrote...

Zevran of course.

I'd rather be with an exciting deceptive assassin than with goody two shoes...


I'd rather be with Angelina Jolie than the Xenomorph from Aliens, but I don't think she'd win a fight with it. Posted Image

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 26 octobre 2009 - 06:55 .


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I Would pefer leliana but ithink zevran would win in a fight

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Mystranna Kelteel

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Leliana would win. She could quite easily distract him with her looks and then kill him a number of ways.

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Ser Jory-

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My vote goes to Zevran.

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Nivraym

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Mystranna Kelteel wrote...

Leliana would win. She could quite easily distract him with her looks and then kill him a number of ways.


I think he saw enough ****** in his life, considering he was raised by prostitutes, not to get distracted by them. 

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Part of me imagines this happening.

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Mystranna Kelteel

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Nivraym wrote...

I think he saw enough ****** in his life, considering he was raised by prostitutes, not to get distracted by them. 


Who said anything about ******? Leliana's a bard. Distraction is her game.

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Varenus Luckmann

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Zevran, of course. Leliana is a harlot of the Chantry.

Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 26 octobre 2009 - 06:59 .


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Nivraym

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Mystranna Kelteel wrote...

Who said anything about ******? Leliana's a bard. Distraction is her game.


You said looks.
She's not only a bard, but also a woman.

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Bard vs assassin? She'd prolly poison his blades, put bugs in his armour and replace his toothpaste with glue. Oh, and nails on the boots. Sneaky kind winds, i'd say!

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Maria Caliban

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Leliana seems to be taking an early lead, but can it last?



I wonder to what extent this is a product of the trailers? Zevran spends his into on his butt talking while Leliana slices and dices two saps and ends up a bloody mess.

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Both of them would be gimped in an arena fight. Leliana's group buffs would have limited value while Zeverans range of stealth killing skills would be worthless. Hence it would be a classic match of dirty fighting. Zeveran would resort to poison, while Leliana would go below the belt. Since Leliana obviously fights dirtier, she would probably win :)

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Being from Portugal I couldn't vote Zevran... :lol:

It seems I have a soft spot for red-headed girls with a french accent. Sorry, Zevy.

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Mystranna Kelteel

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I did say looks. "Looks" in no way meant "breasts". She's a bard. Looks are part of her appeal, as are her feminine charms. Songs, sneaky tactics, what have you. She can use the Distraction skill, or Captivating Song and follow up with anything she wants. She can jam an olive fork in his eye at that point. She wins.



I may have been lazy in my description of why she'd win, but nothing I said points to her chest. Dirty, dirty mind.

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Liliana gets my vote, she would be worse than Katriel and katriel was damn bad, and effective

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Nivraym

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Maybe I said that because she'd distract me ;D



Anyway, Zevran doesn't get nearly enough love he deserves.

About the intro...maybe he was just... doing push-ups, not laying down in inglorious defeat!

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Maria Caliban

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Mystranna Kelteel wrote...

I did say looks. "Looks" in no way meant "BREASTS". She's a bard. Looks are part of her appeal, as are her feminine charms. Songs, sneaky tactics, what have you. She can use the BREASTS, or BREASTS and follow up with anything she wants. She can jam an BREASTS in his eye at that point. She wins.

I may have been BREASTS in my description of why she'd win, but nothing I said points to her BREASTS. Dirty, dirty mind.


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Modifié par Maria Caliban, 26 octobre 2009 - 07:14 .


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Mystranna Kelteel

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That may have been what I was thinking, Maria. But that's not what I said. :innocent:


Hell, Leliana's breastss would totally be Zevran's downfall. She could stop the entire Blight with them. They're that good.

Yeah, I went there.

Either way, Leliana wins. :wizard:

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I think it depends on if Leliana spots Zevran first, I'm sure he's all about stealth, poison and guile. I'll give it to Leliana for being an archer. I can see her hitting both his feet with Pinning Shots then saying a short prayer while her arrow of slaying exposes his gray matter. Posted Image

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I HAVE ****** and I still get distracted by them, Who doesn't like boobs?