Leliana vs Zevran
#1
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:49
In this corner! The Maker blessed redheaded bard on the run - Leliana!
Zevran initially suggested this match play itself out in the bedroom, but cooler heads prevailed and they'll just be beating one another up. Which of these rogues has what it takes?
poll
Previous match!
In the last round, Sten smacked our cheesey ex-templar into a creamy paste.
Sten: 60% with 62 votes
Alister: 40% with 41 votes
#2
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:52
I'd rather be with an exciting deceptive assassin than with goody two shoes...
#3
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:53
#4
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:53
Well, not so much.
Modifié par Nivraym, 26 octobre 2009 - 06:53 .
#5
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:53
I'll always put my my money on a crazy chick. Leliana gets my vote.
#6
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:54
Purple Lady wrote...
Zevran of course.
I'd rather be with an exciting deceptive assassin than with goody two shoes...
I'd rather be with Angelina Jolie than the Xenomorph from Aliens, but I don't think she'd win a fight with it.
Modifié par Maria Caliban, 26 octobre 2009 - 06:55 .
#7
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:55
#8
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:55
#9
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:58
#10
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:58
Mystranna Kelteel wrote...
Leliana would win. She could quite easily distract him with her looks and then kill him a number of ways.
I think he saw enough ****** in his life, considering he was raised by prostitutes, not to get distracted by them.
#12
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:59
Nivraym wrote...
I think he saw enough ****** in his life, considering he was raised by prostitutes, not to get distracted by them.
Who said anything about ******? Leliana's a bard. Distraction is her game.
#13
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 06:59
Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 26 octobre 2009 - 06:59 .
#14
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:02
Mystranna Kelteel wrote...
Who said anything about ******? Leliana's a bard. Distraction is her game.
You said looks.
She's not only a bard, but also a woman.
#15
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:02
#16
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:04
I wonder to what extent this is a product of the trailers? Zevran spends his into on his butt talking while Leliana slices and dices two saps and ends up a bloody mess.
#17
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:07
#18
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:07
It seems I have a soft spot for red-headed girls with a french accent. Sorry, Zevy.
#19
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:09
I may have been lazy in my description of why she'd win, but nothing I said points to her chest. Dirty, dirty mind.
#20
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:10
#21
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:13
Anyway, Zevran doesn't get nearly enough love he deserves.
About the intro...maybe he was just... doing push-ups, not laying down in inglorious defeat!
#22
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:14
Mystranna Kelteel wrote...
I did say looks. "Looks" in no way meant "BREASTS". She's a bard. Looks are part of her appeal, as are her feminine charms. Songs, sneaky tactics, what have you. She can use the BREASTS, or BREASTS and follow up with anything she wants. She can jam an BREASTS in his eye at that point. She wins.
I may have been BREASTS in my description of why she'd win, but nothing I said points to her BREASTS. Dirty, dirty mind.
Modifié par Maria Caliban, 26 octobre 2009 - 07:14 .
#23
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:16
Hell, Leliana's breastss would totally be Zevran's downfall. She could stop the entire Blight with them. They're that good.
Yeah, I went there.
Either way, Leliana wins.
#24
Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:16
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Posté 26 octobre 2009 - 07:17





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