Klimy wrote...
aeetos21 wrote...
Edit: Thank you kindly Evil Chris, your wisdom and authority have once again brought tranquility to a maeltstrom.
Wow... really? really? How low can you bow?
Given the ****storm that has descened on the forums and the annoying cry babies that have been running rampant? I lived through it all since the release of ME2 teaser trailer nearly two years ago and then the followup to ME2:
- What? What do you mean Ashley, Grunt, Garrus, Tali, Liara, and Kaidan won't be squadmates? I want my blue alien sex! (tear*)
- What? Why are we working with Cerberus? This makes no sense! (shoots self in head)
- What? What do you mean Shepard was brought back with implants? I don't want to play robocop or some sort of scifi zombie!? (eats buckets of ice cream)
- What? Who the hell is the Subject Zero - I don't want a mortal kombat character in my Mass Effect! And that mouth she has? How am I supposed to play without the kids catching on to this increase in cursing?! (goes to church and prays BW will see reason)
- What? How could you lose Wrex for this big dumb meat shield Grunt? (worships shrine of Wrex)
- WTF!?!!?! What are you doing to the RPG elements? Where's the 12 pnt system of skills? Where's charm and intimidate?! Two pistols!?! Two pistols!?!!?!! WTF!?! All the same armor?! You RUINED soldier class!!! (hangs self)
- Heat clips? Heat clips! That's it now its officially a shooter! Stupid Bioware - all EA's fault (changes to lowfat ice cream)
- Only eleven saves? Only eleven saves!?!! That's it I'm wiping my hard drive and starting anew as none of my save imports are good enough for ME2 (what do you mean they fixed it? oh ****!)
Anyway... how low can you bow when a BW official shows up to make sense of things? Cuts down on the freakouts, that's for sure.
Edit: the eleven save one though was pretty rough given it happened over the holidays and BW officials weren't able to respond until they got back from New Years but I do recall Chris logging on and telling us they were working on the problem so again, thank you Chris.
Modifié par aeetos21, 14 décembre 2010 - 07:04 .