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[Vengeful Nature]

I said "meh" when they raided Eden Prime...
I said "meh" when they infiltrated Noveria...
I said "meh" when they collected Horizon...

... but you come round Old London, and your gonna get a great deal more than "meh". This is MY house now, b****!

Any other Brits here with me?

[Legbiter]

Aye, the brits look to be in a spot of bother if the ME 3 trailer is anything to go by.

[Inquisitor Recon]

I bet you British wish you had less restrictive gun laws now that the reapers are razing London and drinking all of your tea.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 13 décembre 2010 - 01:07 .

[AdmiralCheez]

I'm glad they picked London, frankly. That shot of the Reapers tearing it up was iconic. If they'd chosen, say, America, I just wouldn't have cared.



"Oh, look. The White House blew up. Yawn."



Seriously, I think I'm the only one in this country that realizes we aren't the center of the universe.

[Vengeful Nature]

ReconTeam wrote...

I bet you British wish you had less
restrictive gun laws now that the reapers are razing London and drinking
all of your tea.

Right, I'm really gonna miss those commercial infantry small-arms when kilometer-long dreadnoughts appear over my capital city. Now if you'd talked about my government's restrictive doomsday device laws, I'd concede the point. Unless you meant tea-powered doomsday devices.

AdmiralCheez wrote...

"Oh, look. The White House blew up again. Yawn."

Fixed.

Modifié par Vengeful Nature, 13 décembre 2010 - 01:13 .

[MrObnoxiousUK]

We have a plan to deal with them,saturation bombing of Reapers in malt whiskey and the useage of 1000 high powered fans.The resultant stampede of Irish and Scots will take care of that problem.

[FRSHPRNFILL]

'Merica woulda kicked their asses, mhmmm.

[RideUrLightning]

ReconTeam wrote...

I bet you British wish you had less restrictive gun laws now that the reapers are razing London and drinking all of your tea.

2nd amendment for life lol

Modifié par RideUrLightning, 13 décembre 2010 - 01:17 .

[Vengeful Nature]

DSerpa wrote...

Legbiter wrote...

Aye, the brits look to be in a spot of bother if the ME 3 trailer is anything to go by.

I concur. This is most unfortunate, indeed. The port is quite delectable, though.

Ah, Sir Winston Clegbottom! His/Her Majesty's Prime Minister of 2185! He'll sort them out with his famous witticisms!

Reaper: Sir, you are drunk, and I'm reaping your centre of government.
Winston: That may be, giant robot spaceship, but you are ugly, and in the morning I'll be sobre.

[DJBare]

ReconTeam wrote...

I bet you British wish you had less restrictive gun laws now that the reapers are razing London and drinking all of your tea.

Not really, and please, it's coffee!, tea is so last century.

We shall defend our earth, whatever the cost may
be, we shall fight on the planets, we shall fight on the space ports, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall
fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Vengeful Nature wrote...
Right, I'm really gonna miss those commercial infantry small-arms when kilometer-long dreadnoughts appear over my capital city. Now if you'd talked about my government's restrictive doomsday device laws, I'd concede the point. Unless you meant tea-powered doomsday devices.

Well those small-arms would have kept you from being eaten from a husk, but you would probably be fined for shooting at the husks anyway.

[Vengeful Nature]

ReconTeam wrote...

Vengeful Nature wrote...
Right, I'm really gonna miss those commercial infantry small-arms when kilometer-long dreadnoughts appear over my capital city. Now if you'd talked about my government's restrictive doomsday device laws, I'd concede the point. Unless you meant tea-powered doomsday devices.

Well those small-arms would have kept you from being eaten from a husk, but you would probably be fined for shooting at the husks anyway.

An Englishman wouldn't be eaten by husks. They'd choke to death on his stiff upper lip.

[Saren100]

I live In London Ontario does that count?



Everything here was named after London England



We even have a thames river.

[Agamemnon2589]

ReconTeam wrote...

I bet you British wish you had less restrictive gun laws now that the reapers are razing London and drinking all of your tea.

ROFLCOPTER

[Inquisitor Recon]

DJBare wrote...
Not really, and please, it's coffee!, tea is so last century.

Even when husks are impolitely gnawing on your arm your not going to want to legally own a weapon? And no tea? Britain should be a place of tea, bad teeth, funny words with extra letters in them, monacles and tophats.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 13 décembre 2010 - 01:28 .

[AdmiralCheez]

ReconTeam wrote...

Well those small-arms would have kept you from being eaten from a husk, but you would probably be fined for shooting at the husks anyway.

Son, a pistol won't mean sh*t unless you're Commander Shepard.

In which case you can kill everything with a pistol.

And really, you think gun laws are gonna matter when most of us Americans can't even walk a mile without needing a break?  Seriously, the only civilians that has a chance at surviving Reaper occupation are the turians.  Because turians don't have civilians.

[MrObnoxiousUK]

ReconTeam wrote...

DJBare wrote...
Not really, and please, it's coffee!, tea is so last century.

Even when husks are impolitely gnawing on your arm your not going to want to legally own a weapon? And no tea? Britain should be a place of tea, bad teeth, funny words with extra letters in them, monacles and tophats.

My dear sir, we graciously allow you use our language,the lease on its usage runs out soon,bear that in mind or you will have to shop for another one to use.

[DJBare]

ReconTeam wrote...

Vengeful Nature wrote...
Right, I'm really gonna miss those commercial infantry small-arms when kilometer-long dreadnoughts appear over my capital city. Now if you'd talked about my government's restrictive doomsday device laws, I'd concede the point. Unless you meant tea-powered doomsday devices.

Well those small-arms would have kept you from being eaten from a husk, but you would probably be fined for shooting at the husks anyway.

I'm guessing that was a joke, we are allowed firearms but not able to wander around in public with them, and we can shoot in self defence, but you better make sure it can be a proven defence, and if something like the reapers invade earth, I seriously doubt anyone is going to give a toss if your carrying a firearm.

[sporeian]

Well if your scandinavian like me; you'll give The Reapers a good old.



"Hey there! Get off our planet don'tcha know der den! Uf Da!

[Angel-Shinkiro]

I'm from a British Overseas Territory if that counts, but that doesn't mean I don't want to kick Reaper ass for what they did to my Queen and tea!

[Inquisitor Recon]

AdmiralCheez wrote...
Son, a pistol won't mean sh*t unless you're Commander Shepard.

In which case you can kill everything with a pistol.

And really, you think gun laws are gonna matter when most of us Americans can't even walk a mile without needing a break?  Seriously, the only civilians that has a chance at surviving Reaper occupation are the turians.  Because turians don't have civilians.

If your competent with a pistol you should probably be able to stop a husk. And not everybody in America weights 400 pounds. The guys with a SUV loaded with firearms are going to have a better chance than somebody in London.

If I've learned anything about the UK it is the proven fact that London is the worst place to be in event of any apocalypse. You Brits would best follow my advice and head north to those hills where there is always a house belonging to a Falklands War veteran. He has an entire armory worth of guns hidden somewhere on his property.

Douglas wrote...
My
dear sir, we graciously allow you use our language,the lease on its
usage runs out soon,bear that in mind or you will have to shop for
another one to use.

Nonsense! By removing the letter u from so many words where it is not needed we've earned the right to keep your language.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 13 décembre 2010 - 01:51 .

[AdmiralCheez]

ReconTeam wrote...

If your competent with a pistol you should probably be able to stop a husk. And not everybody in America weights 400 pounds. The guys with a SUV loaded with firearms are going to have a better chance than anybody in London. If I've learned anything about the UK it is the proven fact that London is the worst place to be in event of any apocalypse. You Brits would best follow my advice and head north to those hills where there is always a house belonging to a Falklands War veteran. He has an entire armory worth of guns hidden somewhere on his property.

Firstly, I'm an American and firearm enthusiast.  I'm actually fairly competent with a revolver, but I'm no sharpshooter.  So watch who you're hastily generalizing, my friend.

My point is that having guns has very little to do with whether or not you'll survive.  Husks attack in groups and tend to sneak around behind you.  Without armor or shielding, you're dead.  Furthermore, it takes a helluva lot to take down a scion or praetorian, therefore one guy, even one with an SUV loaded with weapons, is probably getting pwn't.

A Reaper invasion is bad news for everyone.  If I could take them out with my cute little peashooter, there'd be no need for ME3.

[archurban]

seriously I want to see 'the whole US american big cities will be destroyed forever. not even a chance to rebuild. in order to achieve, I must help reapers. all human must die.