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[Sbri]

Eleanore Shepard wouldn't say anything. She'd just get a VERY steely look in her eye. At which point Joker will start swearing. He knows that look, and it doesn't bode well for someone.

While I don't have a Shepard this applies to, I would like to inclued it for concideration.
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."

Modifié par Sbri, 15 décembre 2010 - 03:11 .

[earthbornFemShep]

Bzak Shepard

Paragon FemShep, Earthborn, Sole Survivor, Infiltrator

I've seen and known many horrors in my time, witnessed the deaths of comrades and innocents, and have made countless choices that have borne triumph and suffering. I had hoped that Akuze would be the last time I let myself witness such horrors. Feros, Virmire, the Citadel, Horizon, the Galactic Core, and now Earth... how many horrors must a soldier witness before there is peace? How many innocents must be lost before the strong unite in defiance? How many times must calls to action fall on deaf ears?

Too many... and now we all pay the price.

Earth was my beginning, I'll be damned if it is my end. Join me, brothers and sisters, for today we end this.

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Magnus Shepard

Renegade MaleShep, Spacer, War Hero, Soldier

This... this should not have happened. The Council and Alliance be d*mned! Their homes should be the ones burning! Their idleness is unforgivable. Today we annihilate the reapers, tomorrow we conquer the universe.

[PrinceLionheart]

 "Time to go for the Hat trick."

[betd2]

Shepard *looks ad Earth under attack then turns to the Counselor's holograms*

"looks like we really do have to"

puts shades on

"Fear the the Reapers"



YEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Blze001]

I guess London...
*puts on shades*
... is falling down.

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

(I'm sorry, it was too easy.)

[Funkcase]

''Where is the bloody reply button on this thing!''

[Ship.wreck_]

Find me a Navy boarding crew! We're gonna take these reapers apart from the inside out one at a time, until we can turn their weapons against them!

And sombody remind me to kick that Turian councilor in the dick when this is all over!

Meanwhile... Miranda, clear the engine room!

[The Unfallen]

My Shepard believes all races are equal and that he should destroy all that oppose Galactic peace. He believes Cerberus is giving a bad name to Humanity, making them come off as selfish, racist, pricks, that deserve no roll in Galactic commune. He intends to enlighten humanity, and introduce them to the Galaxy. He believes humankind has been in the dark for too long and needs to be saved.



~ Lt Commander Davian Ambrosius Shepard.

[Nashiktal]

"Yeah about that councilmen.... I'm a footsoldier. Something tells me these reapers are gonna take more than a krogan in their tailpipe to kill. Mind backing me up here? No? #$^&&#!"

[Newnation]

Chris Shephard
Colonist/ War Hero/ Vanguard/ Paragon

"Hmmm......it looks like I get to blow a lot of S*@% up today. I might also want to stop by Tuchanka because Wrex likes to blow S*@% up too."

Modifié par Newnation, 15 décembre 2010 - 09:00 .

[Stargatesam]

Marcus Shepard



Spacer/War Hero/Soldier/Paragon



"Where's Scotty when you need him?"

[Chuvvy]

Probably just the batman theme song.

[Badpie]

"Hm. I've never been to Londo- aw f*ck!"

[Terashima]

"Joker! Radio Grunt. We have big things that need killing."

[skcih-deraj]

Skcih Shepard: Earthborn Warhero Vanguard



"Joker tell the Illusive man to get me some thing I can use from the collector base to use against these cuttle fish and dial up Wrex and Ashley so we can go ME1 on their metal asses!"

[Badpie]

skcih-deraj wrote...

Skcih Shepard: Earthborn Warhero Vanguard

"..... dial up Wrex and Ashley so we can go ME1 on their metal asses!"

Word.

[PraetorianGuard]

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Modifié par PraetorianGuard, 16 décembre 2010 - 03:39 .

[GottvonHoff]

"Ramirez! Help me save the galaxy!"





Sorry, can't help it.

[casedawgz]

It's time to teach planet Earth...*puts on sunglasses*...not to fear the Reapers. YEAAHHHHHH!

Edit: Didn't read the thread. Joke was taken. Damn.

Modifié par casedawgz, 16 décembre 2010 - 03:43 .

[Lunatic LK47]

GottvonHoff wrote...

"Ramirez! Help me save the galaxy!"


Sorry, can't help it.

Roach? ROOOOOOAAAAACH!

[Sinapus]

PrimalEden wrote...

INVADER ZIM!!! Manic Sheep, you are awesome!!

*six months later*
"Gir, would you please stop singing?!"

wow, this thread's really moving. Oh right, before I derail it-
"So it begins."
*loading shotgun*

Thanks, I needed an image of Ambassador Kosh pulling out a shotgun from his robes and loading it. Cryptically, of course.

"The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the Reapers to ski away."
"Kosh? Leave the badass quipping to the younger races. You guys just aren't hip anymore."
"Darn."

Otherwise:
"Fight the Reapers. Save the Galaxy or we all die. No pressure."

For those who romanced Ashley Williams:
"Ash, Ash, I love you but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"

Modifié par Sinapus, 16 décembre 2010 - 06:10 .

[Annihilator27]

"It's all in now, Ive crossed the point of no return mutiple times" "Lets do this Wrex and Liara" or hopefully lets do this everybody with all the squadmates.

Modifié par annihilator27, 16 décembre 2010 - 06:08 .

[RiouHotaru]

Emily Shepard: "After this I swear to god I'm going on vacation and I'm never coming back."





David Shepard: "Alright, let's do this."

[casedawgz]

James Shepard: "Rupert, prep the ovens, because we're gonna have some calamari up in this ****!"



(Get it? Reapers look like squids?)

[darth_lopez]

my shepards personal thoughts so far...

Damn it after the first battel of the citadel i was really hoping to avoid this day....unfortunately there seems to be more than 2 reapers....and i've only actually killed 1....and a whole species......
Damn You Turian councilor Damn you to the pits of turian hell! if it wasn't for you i would have a fleet or more dedicated to this damn it damn it damn it! you've doomed us all i'm gonna air quote you soooo ********hard when i get bck there >.< imma break your emotiflaps and give one to garrus and then who will be laughing. RAGE.

it's at this point he snaps and shoots miranda

damn it! ah hell who cares i hated her anyway.....i need more help.....................Curse you turian councilor.....i hate you.......immensly.................

at the point he finds out that reapers have attacked earth, that angry face in the trailer that waasn't directed at them they were just doing their job it was really directed at the turian councilor. in fact he was so pissed that after he had mordin flood the councilors e-mail with viruses and stole his id he later ran up his credit buying turian asari hookers on line and having them shipped to the citadel as part of a large smear campaign....once he realized he wasn't dreaming his response is loud and verbal after staring out the view port for another ten minutes
he screams WE ARE SOOO BONED at the top of his lungs and resigns to the emo quarter of the deck for a good ten minutes before recieving a pep talk from garrus in which he encourages shepard smash a acouple hundred models of sovereign before departing earths orbit