ultimately causes 2012's end of the world.
2. ME's multiplayes is horrible because it catches the Bioshock syndrome, spreading it to countless council
worlds in the main storyline, destroying galactic civilization.
3. Everyone ignores this thread and it ends here....
4. I get banned for this.
5. EA forces BW to make a good multiplayer experience but end up convinced one space game with multiplayer
is enough (Dead Space) and cancels BW's funding, severing ME forever.
6. Afterwards Obsidian purchases the rights after copy pasting Fallout 3 yet again and releasing
Fallout: New Russia, netting them trillions. They rebuild ME in fallout's image, add VATS, delete biotics, replace
Ghouls with Turians, prostitutes with Asari and make it 1st person.
7. I'd buy that.
8. Seriously, I would buy that.
9. BW focuses solely on the multiplayer and forgets to make the first person campaign and you're confined to the
Normandy the entire game, hearing Miranda say; "There's a lot of work to do Shepard" and Garrus; "Im in the
middle of some calibrations".
10. Fans boycott ME4 until multi. is scraped, the plan backfires when ME3 for PS3 is released in Japan
(seriously, they buy anything that plays on a console) and Shepard is replaced with a chinese ver. who uses a
keyblade as his main weapon and is accompanied by his two squadmates: Goofy Vakarian and Donald
T'soni and together must fight the evil Heartless Reapers from collecting hearts to open the way to "Kingdom
Andromeda".
11. did I say the Normandy is replaced with a Gummy Ship and EDE with two chipmunks?
12. I was serious about buying Obsidian's ver. of ME.
IM SUPER CEREAL!
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