ACC3SS wrote...
Cra5y Pineapple wrote...
T'was the night before Christmas, and the ship was defunct
Not a squadmate was stirring, not even Grunt
The stockings were hung by the Galaxy map with care
In hopes that Saint Wrex, would soon be there.
The mercenaries and soldiers slept snug in their beds,
While visions of rifles danced in their heads.
And Tali in her hood, and I in my helmet
I slept and dreamed of less scanning of Planets.
When out on the bridge there was a sound so inhumane,
I sprang from the bed to tell off joker again
But descended the elevator, the bridge was in a mess
It seemed joker was not what was to be adressed.
The Galaxy map gave off a youthful glow
Gave the lustre of lighting to all the fake snow
When what do my eyes see (and it probably isn't Saren),
But a minature shuttle and eight unfortunate varren!
With a bad ass Krogan denting the floor as he treks
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Wrex.
He spoke not a word but worked disaknowlaging me
He filled the stockings with grenades and copies of Dragon Age 3.
He sprang to his shuttle and told his varren to move
And away they all flew away, fearing Wrex's attitude
But I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight....
"Shepard."
"Wrex."
I got quot'd! *Puts fist in hair* YEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anyway, how would I imagine Christmas on the Normandy?
-Mordin and Jacob breaking it down on the dance floor.
-Miranda sitting in her office rolling her eyes.
-Kasumi and Thane seem to have both given each other hacking programs for christmas.
-Zaeed and Jack having a drinking contest with excessive amounts of egg nog.
-Ashley giving Grunt a heavy shotgun for Christmas.
-Liara and Samara decorating the christmas tree using their biotics to arrange the various boubles and lights.
-Legion getting told by EDI in a holographic santa hat what the meaning of Christmas is (Not mine).
-Shepard and Tali accidently getting caught under the mistletoe.
"This really isn't going to work."
"Is there some kind of Quarian Alternative?"
"No."
"...Christmas sucks."
-Garrus wondering where the hell Wrex is not noticing the bright red space shuttle being pulled by Varren in pressure suits holding Wrex in it moving through space in the viewing window behind him.
Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 20 décembre 2010 - 12:03 .