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[Ms .45]

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http://browse.devian...Fenris#/d35i74p
(HIGHLIGHT - Spoiler) -- "For instance, the broody former-slave elf Fenris has a hardcore stance against magic users, thinking that they should all be made "tranquil".

http://browse.devian...Fenris#/d35i74p

ahh you beat me to it

""For instance, the broody former-slave elf Fenris has a hardcore stance
against magic users, thinking that they should all be made "tranquil"."


uh-oh

So he is Sten, after all.

I'm writing to say goodbye - even though this poster did the right thing and used spoiler tags etc, it didn't work on my browser, and you guys want to talk. So, bye bye til sometime next month when I've done all the playthroughs! 

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Creeper Hawke would be pleased if you would join him in his prune-colored windowless van. He's more of a Merrill guy, though:



(Observe his portrait)

*Sneaks in*

O_O What is that?




At least my rogue turned mage isn't that scary...

*Sees glares* *Leaves*

[Dr. Doctor]

Heh. Rivalmance:

Hawke: (curling up into Fenris' shoulder) Still wish that I was tranquil?

Fenris: (smiling) You know, tranquility is overrated. As a matter of fact I wouldn't mind if you were less tranquil more often.

[mellifera]

kayemdi wrote...

yukidama wrote...

kayemdi wrote...

yukidama wrote...

kayemdi wrote...

....oh my god, shut up. Shut up. I am shaking with laughter at the image of Creeper Hawke. I'm just picturing him (makes no sense, given the characters you're referencing, but I'm picturing Garrett) freaking, leering over bushes and standing just a little too close. Staring too intensely into the LI's eyes. Not really blinking enough. Oh god, I'm so freaked out but sniggering like an insane person.

This is my personal canon. Take note, Bioware.

If I don't get to be creepy and inappropriate as both Hawke sexes, I will be mighty disappoint.

Fenris: "They tortured me for yea-- wait, why are you naked?"

Serious, dark backstory reveal time is like, Hawke's #1 turn on.

Fenris: "I just don't know how he does it so quickly. I literally go from finishing one sentence with him clothed, and by the beginning of the next he's sitting there naked. Grinning. And one time I asked him why he was doing that in the middle of my story, and he said, 'Oh, I thought we were sharing.'"

Anders: "It's seriously starting to weird me out." *transforms*

Vengeance: "I haven't told Anders yet, but what gives me the creeps is that he sniffs our hair. Our hair. I've tried to spend more time in the Fade to give myself some distance, because seriously."

He's trying to see if he can still smell the dead people bits on it. It's his favorite perfume and Anders smells positively lovely to him.

He also watches Fenris through the windows with a spyglass, he's so glad they're neighbours...

Missed that last edit, but it may be my favourite, if only because I distinctly remember several people somewhere on the forums saying they'd do the exact same thing. 

Fenris is just chilling in his **** manor-I like to imagine he turned the Magister into a bear rug, or something else equally cringe inducing-, sitting by the fireplace, when he glances over and there's Hawke, his face and hands pressed up against the window, staring. It's a quick glance, so Fenris doubletakes and Hawke's gone, but the imprint of his face and hands is still clearly on the window. 

Oh man, when Hawke finds out Fenris has a Magister-skin rug he's gonna rip his clothes off and shout "TAKE ME NOW, YOU ANGRY STICK OF A MAN, YOU." And Fenris will oblige because he finally found someone who understands. And he will oblige him right on top of aformentioned rug in a grand symbolic gesture of symbolism. So romantic

Modifié par yukidama, 02 mars 2011 - 11:03 .

[Klace]

They're all bi.

[My Avatar is Batman]

[smilie]http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/381/screenshot2011030214133.jpg[/smilie]

[My Avatar is Batman]

Klace wrote...

They're all bi.

Random 

[My Avatar is Batman]

i wonder if i can tell Fenris my idea of Sterilizing all mages, In order this plague will die out in a few generations

I wonder if he has had the same idea

[dirtsa90]

yukidama wrote...

*snip quotes of awesome*

Oh man, when Hawke finds out Fenris has a Magister-skin rug he's gonna rip his clothes off and shout "TAKE ME NOW, YOU ANGRY STICK OF A MAN, YOU." And Fenris will oblige because he finally found someone who understands. And he will oblige right on top of aformentioned rug in a grand symbolic gesture of symbolism. So romantic

You guys make me crack up so freaking much but that last line..


Also: the next DLC will be featuring  dialogue/action options for Creeper Hawke.

Modifié par dirtsa90, 02 mars 2011 - 11:05 .

[dirtsa90]

kayemdi wrote...



A symbolic gesture symbolising how much he and Hawke are boning, whoo. I see a very amusing/gory relationship in that future. A bouquet for Fenris of severed arms, tied with ribbon, artfully arranged and all of the palms painted different colours a la flowers, etc. 

*sigh* Honestly, I just don't see how DA2 can compare to this. You've ruined me for all other Hawke portrayals. 

*Snicker* ...yes I'm immature when I want to be
You do mean bonding right?

[upsettingshorts]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

*Sneaks in*

O_O What is that?

Someone who is glad you didn't recognize him.  He puts a lot of time, effort, and practice into ensuring that he is not seen when he watches redhead rogues-turned-mages through binoculars. 

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

*Sneaks in*

O_O What is that?

Someone who is glad you didn't recognize him.  He puts a lot of time, effort, and practice into ensuring that he is not seen when he watches redhead rogues-turned-mages through binoculars. 

Oook... that's totally not creepy at all.


=Edit=

On the topic of Fenris, I always thought it'd be funny if companions would point out say... your character's hair color (but that will probably never happen unless we have a uncustomizable character). 'Cause look at the screen I put up-- her hair is ridicously red!

Fenris: Lovely, I'm being insulted by a woman with ridicously red hair.

Hawke: Wh- wha-?! Says the elf with white hair!

Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 02 mars 2011 - 11:18 .

[mellifera]

kayemdi wrote...
A symbolic gesture symbolising how much he and Hawke are boning, whoo. I see a very amusing/gory relationship in that future. A bouquet for Fenris of severed arms, tied with ribbon, artfully arranged and all of the palms painted different colours a la flowers, etc. 

*sigh* Honestly, I just don't see how DA2 can compare to this. You've ruined me for all other Hawke portrayals. 

That's so sweet. Of course, this will inevitably lead to a competition to see who can one up the other with the most wonderfully gory gift. Fenris is a jerk and won't be bested, and creeper Hawke is just a giver. It's true love

And well, if we get more lines like that one Anders flirt line, Creeper Hawke is looking like a distinct possibility.

[upsettingshorts]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

Oook... that's totally not creepy at all.

At this point I have two choices:

1) Let you in on the joke by instructing you to check the previous page
2) Continue to make in-character creepy comments

I'm feeling cheerful today, so I'll go with #1.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 02 mars 2011 - 11:18 .

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

Oook... that's totally not creepy at all.

At this point I have two choices:

1) Let you in on the joke by instructing you to check the previous page
2) Continue to make in-character creepy comments

I'm feeling cheerful today, so I'll go with #1.

*Does as instructed*

*Chokes on my food* 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[dirtsa90]

@Kaydemi
To "bone" someone is a slang for having sex with someone. I just it was hilarious that:
"On top of aformentioned rug in a grand symbolic gesture of symbolism
-->
A symbolic gesture symbolising how much he and Hawke are boning"

Modifié par dirtsa90, 02 mars 2011 - 11:24 .

[mellifera]

kayemdi wrote...

yukidama wrote...

kayemdi wrote...
A symbolic gesture symbolising how much he and Hawke are boning, whoo. I see a very amusing/gory relationship in that future. A bouquet for Fenris of severed arms, tied with ribbon, artfully arranged and all of the palms painted different colours a la flowers, etc. 

*sigh* Honestly, I just don't see how DA2 can compare to this. You've ruined me for all other Hawke portrayals. 

That's so sweet. Of course, this will inevitably lead to a competition to see who can one up the other with the most wonderfully gory gift. Fenris is a jerk and won't be bested, and creeper Hawke is just a giver. It's true love

And well, if we get more lines like that one Anders flirt line, Creeper Hawke is looking like a distinct possibility.

I like to think that Creeper Hawke will get and more elaborate as time goes on. In the beginning, it's just small things: a poem written in blood, watching Fenris sleep and whispering sweet nothings into his ear all night, the bouquet...and then as time goes on it's corridors in the Hawke estate made out of a series of portraits with all of the eyes cut out so Hawke can watch Fenris no matter where he is in his home, even walking down the stairs. It's plays written in adoration of Fenris that involve a lot of heavy breathy and possibly not-entirely willing actors acting out the parts of Fenris and Hawke. 
I honestly have no idea what Fenris would do. Probably bringing back the heads of monsters as he slays them and mounting lol I am five them on the walls of Hawke's estate. I don't know, I need to think about this. *feverishly scribbling*

Also I've been avoiding most spoilers, but please feel free to tell me about this creep line? What? I am intrigued.

This is beautiful. If Hawke's relationship with Fenris is any different I don't think I will be able to romance him

In a gameplay video they showed Anders telling Hawke about his Vengeance situation. Upon which Hawke's response is to hit on him in an absolutely creeptastic way. Not that there was any classy way to hit on a dude after he basically tells you he's possessed and all the other spoilery stuff that happened prior to that.

EDIT: And I mean tactless-
HAWKE: So, that explains your whole sexy tortured look.
ANDERS: Perhaps I should check a looking glass more often.
ANDERS: I had not thought to ever find a woman who would look past what I just said.


Lol, poor Anders takes it so well.

Modifié par yukidama, 02 mars 2011 - 11:36 .

[Aesieru]

All this focus on sex versus's the story is just degrading to the story itself.

It's meant to add atmosphere not be a porno-fetish.

Sigh, preteens and pre-adults.

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

@ Shorts

Hey, do you mind if I borrow your screen of your Creeper Hawke? I have a funny idea that I promise to share.