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[HolyJellyfish]

David Gaider wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...
Evening, Ser Gaider! *tips hat*

I had a feeling Hawke would probably either get punched or get threatened with getting her hands cut off.

Well, first he would flinch-- because his markings are quite painful, and doubly so when they're touched. His first instinct might be to punch someone who touched him, though he'd probably hold back if he realized it was Hawke.

Then he would brood.

Let it be known that I've said it first

He's a walking atomic bomb.

[Ceridwen]

David Gaider wrote...

Well, first he would flinch-- because his markings are quite painful, and doubly so when they're touched. His first instinct might be to punch someone who touched him, though he'd probably hold back if he realized it was Hawke.

Then he would brood.

No way! You're lying to us! He's not the broody type! 
/fangirl in denial

I suppose that means he and Hawke will indeed have a very chaste relationship.

Edit:  You did, didn't you, Jellyfish?

Modifié par kwintessa, 22 décembre 2010 - 05:01 .

[La_Duchessa]

kwintessa wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Well, first he would flinch-- because his markings are quite painful, and doubly so when they're touched. His first instinct might be to punch someone who touched him, though he'd probably hold back if he realized it was Hawke.

Then he would brood.

No way! You're lying to us! He's not the broody type! 
/fangirl in denial

I suppose that means he and Hawke will indeed have a very chaste relationship.

Really? I thought that he would brood....

[Atakuma]

kwintessa wrote...

I suppose that means he and Hawke will indeed have a very chaste relationship.

Maybe not if his nether regions are marking free.

[HolyJellyfish]

kwintessa wrote...


No way! You're lying to us! He's not the broody type! 
/fangirl in denial

I suppose that means he and Hawke will indeed have a very chaste relationship.

Edit:  You did, didn't you, Jellyfish?

He's totally going to blow up all of Kirkwall provided you add enough layers of sexual tension.

And then he'll brood

Just you wait and see.

[SirOccam]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...
Evening, Ser Gaider! *tips hat*

I had a feeling Hawke would probably either get punched or get threatened with getting her hands cut off.

Well, first he would flinch-- because his markings are quite painful, and doubly so when they're touched. His first instinct might be to punch someone who touched him, though he'd probably hold back if he realized it was Hawke.

Then he would brood.

Hum. I wonder how that'll work out if he's a LI.

Implications.........intriguing.

[Ex-Paladin]

I have a soft spot for brooders he's becoming better and better

*Waves the "Fenris for Lady Hawke's LI" flag again*

[SirOccam]

kwintessa wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Well, first he would flinch-- because his markings are quite painful, and doubly so when they're touched. His first instinct might be to punch someone who touched him, though he'd probably hold back if he realized it was Hawke.

Then he would brood.

No way! You're lying to us! He's not the broody type! 
/fangirl in denial

I suppose that means he and Hawke will indeed have a very chaste relationship.

Edit:  You did, didn't you, Jellyfish?

Or maybe at some point he'll decide it's worth the pain?

Modifié par SirOccam, 22 décembre 2010 - 05:05 .

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

Oh well, I'm probably off to bed in a few mins. I'm saying night now, but I could respond randomly.

So, night y'all!

I'm a liar. I just realized like a idiot I don't have anything to do tomorrow.

I'll stick until I'm passing out.

SirOccam wrote...

kwintessa wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Well, first he would flinch-- because his markings are quite painful, and doubly so when they're touched. His first instinct might be to punch someone who touched him, though he'd probably hold back if he realized it was Hawke.

Then he would brood.

No way! You're lying to us! He's not the broody type! 
/fangirl in denial

I suppose that means he and Hawke will indeed have a very chaste relationship.

Edit:  You did, didn't you, Jellyfish?

Or maybe at some point he'll decide it's worth the pain?

Perhaps. I hope.
 A lot.

*Stares at the lightning bolt*

Perty please. *Puppy eyes*

Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 22 décembre 2010 - 05:06 .

[La_Duchessa]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

Oh well, I'm probably off to bed in a few mins. I'm saying night now, but I could respond randomly.

So, night y'all!

I'm a liar. I just realized like a idiot I don't have anything to do tomorrow.

I'll stick until I'm passing out.

Lol I tried that lastnight/thismorning
EDIT: agrees with above *puppydog eyes*

Modifié par La_Duchessa, 22 décembre 2010 - 05:08 .

[Ex-Paladin]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

Oh well, I'm probably off to bed in a few mins. I'm saying night now, but I could respond randomly.

So, night y'all!

I'm a liar. I just realized like a idiot I don't have anything to do tomorrow.

I'll stick until I'm passing out.

SirOccam wrote...

kwintessa wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Well, first he would flinch-- because his markings are quite painful, and doubly so when they're touched. His first instinct might be to punch someone who touched him, though he'd probably hold back if he realized it was Hawke.

Then he would brood.

No way! You're lying to us! He's not the broody type! 
/fangirl in denial

I suppose that means he and Hawke will indeed have a very chaste relationship.

Edit:  You did, didn't you, Jellyfish?

Or maybe at some point he'll decide it's worth the pain?

Perhaps. I hope.
 A lot.

*Stares at the lightning bolt*

Perty please. *Puppy eyes*

*Joins in with the puppy eyes*

[Ceridwen]

HolyJellyfish wrote...

kwintessa wrote...


No way! You're lying to us! He's not the broody type! 
/fangirl in denial

I suppose that means he and Hawke will indeed have a very chaste relationship.

Edit:  You did, didn't you, Jellyfish?

He's totally going to blow up all of Kirkwall provided you add enough layers of sexual tension.

And then he'll brood

Just you wait and see.

He'll brood after he's blown up Kirkwall and his late lover?
Actually it wouldn't surprise me if he had the ability to respawn.
Then he'll really brood.

Modifié par kwintessa, 22 décembre 2010 - 05:09 .

[HolyJellyfish]

kwintessa wrote...

HolyJellyfish wrote...


He's totally going to blow up all of Kirkwall provided you add enough layers of sexual tension.

And then he'll brood

Just you wait and see.

He'll brood after he's blown up Kirkwall and his late lover?
Actually it wouldn't surprise me if he had the ability to respawn.

One of the benefits of being an attractive elf.
He has the power of girls screaming and the threat of angry letters to resurrect him.

I'm sure the Tevinter designed him this way. No need throwing away heavy costs to resources and finances.

[HolyJellyfish]

BTW. am I the only one disappointed that you can't touch the poor angry elf guy?

I mean rly.

Its like this.

Hawke = Dog
Fenris = Cupcakes



That's just cruel man. that's just sadistic writing.

Modifié par HolyJellyfish, 22 décembre 2010 - 07:48 .

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

kwintessa wrote...

HolyJellyfish wrote...


He's totally going to blow up all of Kirkwall provided you add enough layers of sexual tension.

And then he'll brood

Just you wait and see.

He'll brood after he's blown up Kirkwall and his late lover?
Actually it wouldn't surprise me if he had the ability to respawn.

*Tries to keep puppy dog eyes. Corners of mouth twitch up. Manages to remain in puppy-eye mode.*

HolyJellyfish wrote...
One of the benefits of being an attractive elf.
He has the power of girls screaming and the threat of angry letters to resurrect him.

I'm sure the Tevinter designed him this way. No need throwing away heavy costs to resources and finances.

*Starts laughing*

Yes. 'Tis true.

[Ceridwen]

HolyJellyfish wrote...

BTW. am I the only one disappointed that you can't touch the poor angry elf guy?

I mean rly.

Its like this.

Hawke = Dog
Fenris = Cupcakes



That's just cruel man. that's just sadistic writing.

Ohh, I know the picture of which you speak. It is indeed sad.

Is the Lightning Bolt anything but sadistic when it comes to us insane, dangerous, poor, helpless forumites?

[La_Duchessa]

HolyJellyfish wrote...

BTW. am I the only one disappointed that you can't touch the poor angry elf guy?

I mean rly.

Its like this.

Hawke = Dog
Fenris = Cupcakes



That's just cruel man. that's just sadistic writing.

I think (know) that zillions of Fen-Girls will be horrified at this! I know I am!
But sadly it makes sense

[Leonia]

At least Fenris isn't like Rogue and will totally kill/steal your powers if you touch him. I'll take brooding over that.

[David Gaider]

leonia42 wrote...
At least Fenris isn't like Rogue and will totally kill/steal your powers if you touch him.

You assume.

[tankgirly]

*Humming MC Hammer's 'Can't touch this' at the dark corner*



Do Do-do-do Do-do Do-do...

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

David Gaider wrote...

leonia42 wrote...
At least Fenris isn't like Rogue and will totally kill/steal your powers if you touch him.

You assume.

So I take it that my theory Fenris threatening to cut Hawke's hands off if she touches him is not completely trashed. Hooray!

*Back to puppy-eye mode*

[La_Duchessa]

tankgirly wrote...

*Humming MC Hammer's 'Can't touch this' at the dark corner*

Do Do-do-do Do-do Do-do...

*roars with laughter*
You just made the whole page better Tankgirly

[HolyJellyfish]

Really. Like... way to be cruel.

Gaider: "I have a brilliant idea"

Bioware: "Whut?"

Gaider: "Let's make a beautiful handsome tattooed gorgeous brooding super hunk elf"

Bioware: "Eh...."

Gaider: "Only you can't touch him or he'll kill over!"

Bioware: "SOLD!"

Fangirls: "WTF?!?!?!?!"



this romance thing.. if it is romance.. gonna be so tragic. it'll be like that moment when Citizen Kane guy looses his sled. So tragic.

[MarginalBeast]

David Gaider wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...
Evening, Ser Gaider! *tips hat*

I had a feeling Hawke would probably either get punched or get threatened with getting her hands cut off.

Well, first he would flinch-- because his markings are quite painful, and doubly so when they're touched. His first instinct might be to punch someone who touched him, though he'd probably hold back if he realized it was Hawke.

Then he would brood.

So far he's sounding much like how I imagine him to be. Cool.

Of course, I try not to imagine too much because I'm bound to be wrong about something.

[tankgirly]

La_Duchessa wrote...

tankgirly wrote...

*Humming MC Hammer's 'Can't touch this' at the dark corner*

Do Do-do-do Do-do Do-do...

*roars with laughter*
You just made the whole page better Tankgirly

What can I say, 'the party don't start until I walk in'..

*Back to the dark corning humming Dododo..*