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[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Now I'm imagining Fenris walking in the rain and each drop of rain causes him unimaginable pain.

*Fenris screaming in pain*
Hawke: Walk it off, you pansy.

Isn't there fanart of him, er, showering? Or something? LITTLE DID THEY KNOW...
Accidental sadism lolololol

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 22 décembre 2010 - 06:13 .

[Ceridwen]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Now I'm imagining Fenris walking in the rain and each drop of rain causes him unimaginable pain.

*Fenris screaming in pain*
Hawke: Walk it off, you pansy.

Isn't there fanart of him, er, showering? Or something? LITTLE DID THEY KNOW...

Fangirl drool has soothing, restorative qualities.

[Bryy_Miller]

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Collider wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...

Collider wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Why does Twighlight keep surfacing here? ( from the depths)

Might have something to do with "Fenris" (wolf > werewolf > jacob > twilight). That and that Fenris is popular.

That and the slash. You know, because Edward/Jacob correlate to Fenris/Hawke. My Gay Hawke will lead an aggressive campaign against Fenris' southern borders.

And before it starts again, Gay is his name. 

But yes.

He is also gay.

Remarkable. Who will be the one who sparkles?

BOTH.

So, a bit off-topic, a bit on... since Gay is going to enter into an extremely awkward, fetishy, and slightly Mormon Parable relationship with Fenris, I have created a new poll as to help me figure out whom I shall model Gay's face after - Jacob or Edward:

http://social.biowar...67/polls/13252/

Modifié par Bryy_Miller, 22 décembre 2010 - 06:12 .

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

La_Duchessa wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

kwintessa wrote...

trickybunny wrote...

I look at it this way if he's a LI there's always the possiblity that he could say :  "It was so worth feeling like I'm burning alive.  Let's cuddle." and then rose petals would fall to ground as the angst reels though your F!Hawke you run off crying because once again, your selfish need for hot elven sex got in the way and now someone sexy is in pain 


That's True Love bro...<3

I lol'd for a long, long time. 
My face hurts.

And now I have that Christina Aguilera song stuck in my head.

Not listening. Not listening! 

*Goes to puppy eye mode and begins to stare at the wonderful Lightning Bolt from soundproof room.*

Whut?

*Hopes for more funny comments. Has given up on hope for more information for the evening. Also, I can't hear that racket!*

[pharaohshadow]

First Varric turned me dwarfasexual from my lurking of his massive thread...and now Fenris is trying to sway me back to my long-standing love of everything elven (Brooding? Yes please!).



I'm not sure if it's against the Laws of Fangirldom to squee over both of these fictional men at once...

[Thestral]

buggirl wrote...



I do not seem to be able to tear myself away from this thread. Fenris is... addictive.

I know right. :']



Re: new information

Ohhh how intriguing. 0: Do his clothes hurt him, then?

[Collider]

Bryy_Miller wrote...
So, a bit off-topic, a bit on... since Gay is going to enter into an extremely awkward, fetishy, and slightly Mormon Parable relationship with Fenris, I have created a new poll as to help me figure out whom I shall model Gay's face after - Jacob or Edward:

http://social.biowar...67/polls/13252/

Edward so Hawke can be the pale to Fenris' tan.

[Maria Caliban]

David Gaider wrote...

Then he would brood.

I'm not surprised.

What is it about brooding that's so appealing? I think it's the idea that the guy has a deep emotional core but still acts in a properly stoic, masculine manner.

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Thestral wrote...

buggirl wrote...

I do not seem to be able to tear myself away from this thread. Fenris is... addictive.

I know right. :']

Re: new information
Ohhh how intriguing. 0: Do his clothes hurt him, then?

*Comes out of soundproof room*

Oh, good question! I'll live for this.

[trickybunny]

kwintessa wrote...

trickybunny wrote...

I look at it this way if he's a LI there's always the possiblity that he could say :  "It was so worth feeling like I'm burning alive.  Let's cuddle." and then rose petals would fall to ground as the angst reels though your F!Hawke you run off crying because once again, your selfish need for hot elven sex got in the way and now someone sexy is in pain 


That's True Love bro...<3

I lol'd for a long, long time. 
My face hurts.

And now I have that Christina Aguilera song stuck in my head.
"Ain't no other man...."

lmao which brings about a whole new set of akward questions...like one has to wonder if making sexy time with Fen..is hazordous to your Hawke's health never mind Fen... he's got lyrium is in his blood...does it stop there or is it in other fluids?...Cuz you know...the outcome could be really magical and sparkly even 

Modifié par trickybunny, 22 décembre 2010 - 06:16 .

[HolyJellyfish]

@pharaohshadow



Varric: Come... Help me comb my immaculate chest hair as we share drinks and stories on this bearskin rug in front of the fire



Fenris: Touch me or think of touching me and I'll scream worse than a kid whose puppy you stole *brood*





decisions... decisions...

[slimgrin]

So he can't be touched because it hurts. Not analogies here.  

I like it though.

Modifié par slimgrin, 22 décembre 2010 - 06:15 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Maria Caliban wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Then he would brood.

I'm not surprised.

What is it about brooding that's so appealing? I think it's the idea that the guy has a deep emotional core but still acts in a properly stoic, masculine manner.

Who knows but at least Fenris seems like he's got a few really excellent reasons to brood. No gratuitous brooding!

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

trickybunny wrote...

kwintessa wrote...

trickybunny wrote...

I look at it this way if he's a LI there's always the possiblity that he could say :  "It was so worth feeling like I'm burning alive.  Let's cuddle." and then rose petals would fall to ground as the angst reels though your F!Hawke you run off crying because once again, your selfish need for hot elven sex got in the way and now someone sexy is in pain 


That's True Love bro...<3

I lol'd for a long, long time. 
My face hurts.

And now I have that Christina Aguilera song stuck in my head.
"Ain't no other man...."

lmao which brings about a whole new set of akward questions...like one has to wonder if making sexy time with Fen..is hazordous to your Hawke's health never mind Fen... he's got lyrium is in his blood...does it stop there are is it in other fluids?...Cuz you know...the outcome could be really magical and sparkly even 

*Collapses in tears of laughter*

I have no other reply to this. LOL

[David Gaider]

trickybunny wrote...
lmao which brings about a whole new set of akward questions...like one has to wonder if making sexy time with Fen..is hazordous to your Hawke's health never mind Fen... he's got lyrium is in his blood...does it stop there are is it in other fluids?...Cuz you know...the outcome could be really magical and sparkly even

Ew. 

I... am now leaving this thread.

[Bryy_Miller]

Collider wrote...

Bryy_Miller wrote...
So, a bit off-topic, a bit on... since Gay is going to enter into an extremely awkward, fetishy, and slightly Mormon Parable relationship with Fenris, I have created a new poll as to help me figure out whom I shall model Gay's face after - Jacob or Edward:

http://social.biowar...67/polls/13252/

Edward so Hawke can be the pale to Fenris' tan.

Oh dear lord.

[Leonia]

Damn it, I was going to get you fangurls to get Gaider to reveal something important and you scared him off.



*goes back to scheming*

[Ceridwen]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

La_Duchessa wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

kwintessa wrote...

And now I have that Christina Aguilera song stuck in my head.

Not listening. Not listening! 

*Goes to puppy eye mode and begins to stare at the wonderful Lightning Bolt from soundproof room.*

Whut?

*Hopes for more funny comments. Has given up on hope for more information for the evening. Also, I can't hear that racket!*

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! *Shrieks in pain; writhes on floor*

I love this thread soooo much. [Insert blissful icon here]

I want to talk about the clothing problem. Why would Fenris wear any clothes if it brings him excruciating pain to be touched by anything? 

[Tamyn]

Maria Caliban wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Then he would brood.

I'm not surprised.

What is it about brooding that's so appealing? I think it's the idea that the guy has a deep emotional core but still acts in a properly stoic, masculine manner.

It's because if he ever reveals to you his deep emotional core, you can feel special knowing you're the only one he allows to see that part of himself.

Modifié par Tamyn, 22 décembre 2010 - 06:19 .

[Dave of Canada]

David Gaider wrote...

I... am now leaving this thread.

Take me with you, Ser Gaider! Please!

*begins to drown in the fangirl tears*

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

David Gaider wrote...

trickybunny wrote...
lmao which brings about a whole new set of akward questions...like one has to wonder if making sexy time with Fen..is hazordous to your Hawke's health never mind Fen... he's got lyrium is in his blood...does it stop there are is it in other fluids?...Cuz you know...the outcome could be really magical and sparkly even

Ew. 

I... am now leaving this thread.

No! Please! We take it all back!

Right?

Right?

Can I come too?!

Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 22 décembre 2010 - 06:19 .

[QueenOfFerelden]

buggirl wrote...

I do not seem to be able to tear myself away from this thread. Fenris is... addictive.

Yeah me too. I`ve read all the 109 pages, god i just <3 Fenris. 

[trickybunny]

David Gaider wrote...

trickybunny wrote...
lmao which brings about a whole new set of akward questions...like one has to wonder if making sexy time with Fen..is hazordous to your Hawke's health never mind Fen... he's got lyrium is in his blood...does it stop there are is it in other fluids?...Cuz you know...the outcome could be really magical and sparkly even

Ew. 

I... am now leaving this thread.

LMAO oh come on Dave  don't leave!  I've only just signed up and I made the creator leave  

[slimgrin]

Fangirls gone wild. Run for your lives.

[Ex-Paladin]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

trickybunny wrote...
lmao which brings about a whole new set of akward questions...like one has to wonder if making sexy time with Fen..is hazordous to your Hawke's health never mind Fen... he's got lyrium is in his blood...does it stop there are is it in other fluids?...Cuz you know...the outcome could be really magical and sparkly even

Ew. 

I... am now leaving this thread.

No! Please! We take it all back!

Right?

Right?

Can I come too?!

That...was just bad I agree with Gaider on leaving but blast! We could gotten info from him