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[KakashiMorph]

Tealsie wrote...

KakashiMorph wrote...
Six years later and there are still bodies littering the front hall's floor, really Fenris (that haven't rotten yet or anything, either)? They should have changed that at least. XD

And add a buzzing sound when Hawke walks closer.
Really, he must have no issues with people trying to break in. The creepiness of the bodies and general mess in the "main room" and the stench probably drives everyone away.

@ the pic above: WOW  

But.. it is unsanitary. Think of the vultures.. And the stench. The stench would drive everyone away. He could just ask Varric to put some traps if he wanted to drive people away.

[Sue]

That one by Akadio - OMG -WOW

[tankgirly]

Heheh.

there are just so may awesome Fenris fanart out there. If I have time, I will try to post some of those I came across.

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

^

O_O

It's been on every page.

KakashiMorph wrote...

Tealsie wrote...

KakashiMorph wrote...
Six years later and there are still bodies littering the front hall's floor, really Fenris (that haven't rotten yet or anything, either)? They should have changed that at least. XD

And add a buzzing sound when Hawke walks closer. 
Really, he must have no issues with people trying to break in. The creepiness of the bodies and general mess in the "main room" and the stench probably drives everyone away. 

@ the pic above: WOW  

But.. it is unsanitary. Think of the vultures.. And the stench. The stench would drive everyone away. He could just ask Varric to put some traps if he wanted to drive people away. 

Hawke sure puts up with a lot then, when s/he goes to visit Fenris. 

Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 10 avril 2011 - 10:10 .

[tankgirly]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

^

O_O

It's been on every page.

Someone suggested it to be on every page.

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

tankgirly wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

^

O_O

It's been on every page.

Someone suggested it to be on every page.

Is this an [Wesley]the Order dictates[/Wesley] thing? 

[Cailan] GLORIOUS! [/Cailan]

[Cutlasskiwi]

tankgirly wrote...

More

By Scila

Some of you might not know, in the good old days (pre-DAII release days), I usually found and posted arts up here before the artist themselves did. XD

This is now one of my favorites. 

And yes, you were like some kind of fanart ninja. 

[Aeryn-Sun]

@Tempest18 - Thank you!

@Fenris' dead bodies...maybe they're fresh kills of thieves or slavers that he trades out every few weeks...to keep intruders away... >_> Really, it is a pretty nasty oversight from whomever created his mansion.

And that gif still hasn't gotten old.

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Aeryn-Sun wrote...

@Tempest18 - Thank you!

@Fenris' dead bodies...maybe they're fresh kills of thieves or slavers that he trades out every few weeks...to keep intruders away... >_> Really, it is a pretty nasty oversight from whomever created his mansion.

And that gif still hasn't gotten old.

Imagination shalt protect thou from rotting corpses. (I don't think I typed that correctly...)

But if I had DA2 for the PC and it had a proper toolset, I would go through and eliminate all those corpses. And attempt to fix *most* of the holes in the roof (maybe they're there in Act I, and then there are some in Act II, and maybe only ONE in Act III... but then again, by Act III, the mansion is to be really falling apart...)

[Dr. Doctor]

KakashiMorph wrote...

Tealsie wrote...

But.. it is unsanitary. Think of the vultures.. And the stench. The stench would drive everyone away. He could just ask Varric to put some traps if he wanted to drive people away.

Fenris' Mansion

Hawke: Hey Fenris! Everyone's heading down to the Hanged Man! Want to come along? (Steps on a pressure pad that sends a hail of arrows flying past her head)

Fenris: (waving arms from top of staircase) Hawke! Wait!

Hawke: (steps on another pad that opens a trapdoor leading to a pit of spikes that she narrowly avoids) What's wrong, I know that the place is in disarray, you don't need to fuss over me.

Fenris: You don't understand, I had Varric...

Hawke: Pay off your tab? I know, after you bailed him out of that trouble with the Merchant's Guild it was the least he could do. (releases a tripwire that releases a Raiders of the Lost Ark-style boulder of doom) So, Hanged Man?

Fenris: Sounds good to me.

Hawke: (turns around only to see the lower floor sinking into a pit of fire) Maker's breath Fenris, you might want to have someone look at that, If someone wasn't careful they could get themselves killed!

Fenris: (facepalm)

Modifié par Dr. Doctor, 10 avril 2011 - 10:38 .

[Shacary]

ROTFL , Dr. Doctor  ,  U  are a  genius  and i  just  spit my  supper all over my desk

Modifié par Shacary, 10 avril 2011 - 10:40 .

[Helen0rz]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

KakashiMorph wrote...

Tealsie wrote...

But.. it is unsanitary. Think of the vultures.. And the stench. The stench would drive everyone away. He could just ask Varric to put some traps if he wanted to drive people away.

Fenris' Mansion

Hawke: Hey Fenris! Everyone's heading down to the Hanged Man! Want to come along? (Steps on a pressure pad that sends a hail of arrows flying past her head)

Fenris: (waving arms from top of staircase) Hawke! Wait!

Hawke: (steps on another pad that opens a trapdoor leading to a pit of spikes that she narrowly avoids) What's wrong, I know that the place is in disarray, you don't need to fuss over me.

Fenris: You don't understand, I had Varric...

Hawke: Pay off your tab? I know, after you bailed him out of that trouble with the Merchant's Guild it was the least he could do. (releases a tripwire that releases a Raiders of the Lost Ark-style boulder of doom) So, Hanged Man?

Fenris: Sounds good to me.

Hawke: (turns around only to see the lower floor sinking into a pit of fire) Maker's breath Fenris, you might want to have someone look at that, If someone wasn't careful they could get themselves killed!

Fenris: (facepalm)

so oblivious LOL

[Rheia]

Fenris' Mansion

Hawke: Hey Fenris! Everyone's heading down to the Hanged Man! Want to come along? (Steps on a pressure pad that sends a hail of arrows flying past her head)

Fenris: (waving arms from top of staircase) Hawke! Wait!

Hawke: (steps on another pad that opens a trapdoor leading to a pit of spikes that she narrowly avoids) What's wrong, I know that the place is in disarray, you don't need to fuss over me.

Fenris: You don't understand, I had Varric...

Hawke: Pay off your tab? I know, after you bailed him out of that trouble with the Merchant's Guild it was the least he could do. (releases a tripwire that releases a Raiders of the Lost Ark-style boulder of doom) So, Hanged Man?

Fenris: Sounds good to me.

Hawke: (turns around only to see the lower floor sinking into a pit of fire) Maker's breath Fenris, you might want to have someone look at that, If someone wasn't careful they could get themselves killed!

Fenris: (facepalm)

I could so picture it too .
Is it weird I actually find the fact that Fenris refuse to fix/tidy up the ghastly mansion of his endearing? Corpses... well. Slaver raid 94938321 right prior to Hawke's visit?

[Hekateras]

Dr. Doctor, that's amazing, thank you!

But now I want to know exactly how Fenris bailed Varric out of his trouble with the Merchants' Guild. There should be more Fenris & Varric buddy fics, dammit!

Also, I know what all the corpses are and why there's never a shortage of them.

They're fangirls.

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

@ Doctor

Brilliant! *Laughs*

[Totally going off-topic] Hey, guys, guess what I just saw.

I saw the Arishok smile. Not kidding either. It was very quick too, and no teeth. So much more a little grin, or a smirk. 

Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 10 avril 2011 - 10:55 .

[Hekateras]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

@ Doctor

Brilliant! *Laughs*

[Totally going off-topic] Hey, guys, guess what I just saw.

I saw the Arishok smile. Not kidding either. It was very quick too, and no teeth. So much more a little grin, or a smirk. 

So what? He IS smiling.

Constantly. Totally.

[Shacary]

Now if only the Arishok hazs a passion for cookies and says, the cake is a lie, I will totally swoon, I luv;d the arishok character tbh.
O isnt it odd that a smile is a universal language?[ did I spell that right? *sigh*

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Hekateras wrote...

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

@ Doctor

Brilliant! *Laughs*

[Totally going off-topic] Hey, guys, guess what I just saw.

I saw the Arishok smile. Not kidding either. It was very quick too, and no teeth. So much more a little grin, or a smirk. 

So what? He IS smiling.

Constantly. Totally.

[Cassandra] Bull****. [/Cassandra]

It's in Act I-- post-Blackpowder Promise. Leave the compound until the gates close, then run back in and go click on the Arishok. You'll the dialogue you get when you return at the end of Blackpowder Courtesy in Act II-- the one about how Hawke can "stand to remain" in Kirkwall. Except the Arishok doesn't go all rant-scream on your ass at the end of it, and he never asks Hawke's name or acknowledges it (s/he's still just "human"). After that, you'll get a dialogue wheel with tons of questions and a goodbye option. Click the one about not selling the gaatlok.

Now I want to go to the compound post-Shepherding Wolves. Just to see if I get any dialogue. 'Cause I like talking to Qunari. Although not as much as I like talking to Fenris.  

[tankgirly]

@Madame Rose Crimsynn, I actually take Fenris with me every time I visit the compound and hoping at one stage they will sit down and having cup of tea.

[Dr. Doctor]

Hekateras wrote...

Dr. Doctor, that's amazing, thank you!

But now I want to know exactly how Fenris bailed Varric out of his trouble with the Merchants' Guild. There should be more Fenris & Varric buddy fics, dammit!

Also, I know what all the corpses are and why there's never a shortage of them.

They're fangirls.

The Hanged Man

Varric: (reading letter) Damnit.

Fenris: Problem dwarf?

Varric: The Merchant's Guild is wondering why I've skipped the past few meetings. If I can't come up with a good enough explanation to why they'll boot me out, which means no more funding for our little band.

Fenris: Perhaps I could be of assistance.

Varric: Oh, no. If I know you elf, there's going to be a catch.

Fenris: Varric, would you rather take your chances with me or the Guild?

Varric: Well, running the risk of getting all of my blood punched out sounds a damn sight better than getting chewed out by the Merchant's Guild. You messere have a deal.

The Merchant's Guild

Guildmember #1: Where is Serrah Tethras?

Guildmember #2: Probably out drinking his fortune away at the tavern. By the Stone that boy is a disgrace.

The doors to the meeting hall fly open as a cloaked figure throws a hogtied Varric into the center of the chamber

Guildmember #1: Serrah Tethras, so nice of you to join us. I assume you have an explanation?

Varric: Messere, do I have a story for you...

Meanwhile

Isabela: So that's it? Just throw him to the sharks?

Fenris: (lowering the hood of his cloak) He said he'd take care of the rest. Plus he paid my bar tab.

Isabela: I call helping him next then.

Modifié par Dr. Doctor, 10 avril 2011 - 11:11 .

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

tankgirly wrote...

@Madame Rose Crimsynn, I actually take Fenris with me every time I visit the compound and hoping at one stage they will sit down and having cup of tea.

I would love that.

Fenris with a teacup-- maybe a teapot in the other hand... Ooh, and Hawkette sitting by him with one of those old fashioned hats, slightly tilted to the side. Perhaps also with a tea-cup, and maybe a little plate... And the big Arishok sitting there with a rather large teacup, and a bonnet. 

Oh, I so wish I could draw now! 

=Edit=

Added a link to picture of the hat I keep seeing. 

Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 10 avril 2011 - 11:23 .

[KakashiMorph]

@Doctor heheheh! So realistic.
Fangirl corpses. *shudders* Hawke keeps a close eye on Fenris.

[tankgirly]

@Madame Rose Crimsynn, LOL

[Sue]

Doctor, LOL How you can just pull them together. Your Great!!! Love both.

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

tankgirly wrote...

@Madame Rose Crimsynn, LOL

I cannot deny it-- I seriously want to see the Arishok wearing a bonnet. 

I think a nice flowery pink one would suit him, don't you? 

Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 10 avril 2011 - 11:33 .