KakashiMorph wrote...
Fenris looks... incredibly droolworthy (although I would like to believe he has more tattoos on his torso, yum).
Yeah, agreed. More tattoos!
KakashiMorph wrote...
Fenris looks... incredibly droolworthy (although I would like to believe he has more tattoos on his torso, yum).
Tashash wrote...
KakashiMorph wrote...
Fenris looks... incredibly droolworthy (although I would like to believe he has more tattoos on his torso, yum).
Yeah, agreed. More tattoos!And my personal fantasies have firmly stated that he DOES have them across his arse....
KakashiMorph wrote...
Tashash wrote...
KakashiMorph wrote...
Fenris looks... incredibly droolworthy (although I would like to believe he has more tattoos on his torso, yum).
Yeah, agreed. More tattoos!And my personal fantasies have firmly stated that he DOES have them across his arse....
He has tattoos.... Everywhere... *fans self and goes out for some air*
I'm so with you on that. His poor, poor lyrium lollipop...Tashash wrote...
KakashiMorph wrote...
Tashash wrote...
KakashiMorph wrote...
Fenris looks... incredibly droolworthy (although I would like to believe he has more tattoos on his torso, yum).
Yeah, agreed. More tattoos!And my personal fantasies have firmly stated that he DOES have them across his arse....
He has tattoos.... Everywhere... *fans self and goes out for some air*
Hrmmm, I like to think that his...erm...stick dosen't glow, because that would just seem too cruel...And might cause...problems...
Aeryn-Sun wrote...
His poor, poor lyrium lollipop...
Yeah, I don't like making comparisons with KOTOR2 and BW games, but I couldn't help but see some similarities (Anders/Kreia is a big one, specifically the 'I'M EEEEVIL' alternate costume). The main hero disappearing as an easy handwave just brought back those awful, awful memories.Rheia wrote...
To be fair Kotor 2 wasn't a bioware plot, but I'm with you here. That's how I felt right after I loaded Awakening and heard not a hair or hide of Zev, actually. (A bye! note in the codex after a patch a few months later did little to improve my disposition too. I understand why they did it, but I don't have to like the how). I'm developing a case of abandonment issue here, so glad I'm not alone, haha. And the worst part is, I'm probably setting myself for another go with main Shepard and Thane pairing, too.
Tashash wrote...
Aeryn-Sun wrote...
His poor, poor lyrium lollipop...
Oh Sweet Maker!!!! Can't stop laughing!!! CAN'T BREATHE!!! Friendship + 100.
I hope the side effects will not affect Hawke's performance... After all, the only night they shared that we know about was better than anything Fenris could have dreamed of, according to him - unless the side effects are positive, hmmm?Aeryn-Sun wrote...
Tashash wrote...
Aeryn-Sun wrote...
His poor, poor lyrium lollipop...
Oh Sweet Maker!!!! Can't stop laughing!!! CAN'T BREATHE!!! Friendship + 100.I started calling him Hawke's lyrium lollipop (in my head) because someone said something about Shepard licking Thane causing hallucinations, and did that mean mage Hawke licking Fenris would cause side effects...and the term immediately dumped me into the gutter. But I still want to know! I need Mordin to give my Hawke a little sex talk.
And this crazy talk is a sure sign that it's bedtime. :innocent:
Performance enhancing lyrium. *nod* Viagrium! Well, for male Hawke. I can't think of the female drug's name. <_<KakashiMorph wrote...
I hope the side effects will not affect Hawke's performance... After all, the only night they shared that we know about was better than anything Fenris could have dreamed of, according to him - unless the side effects are positive, hmmm?Aeryn-Sun wrote...
Tashash wrote...
Aeryn-Sun wrote...
His poor, poor lyrium lollipop...
Oh Sweet Maker!!!! Can't stop laughing!!! CAN'T BREATHE!!! Friendship + 100.I started calling him Hawke's lyrium lollipop (in my head) because someone said something about Shepard licking Thane causing hallucinations, and did that mean mage Hawke licking Fenris would cause side effects...and the term immediately dumped me into the gutter. But I still want to know! I need Mordin to give my Hawke a little sex talk.
And this crazy talk is a sure sign that it's bedtime. :innocent:
KakashiMorph wrote...
I hope the side effects will not affect Hawke's performance... After all, the only night they shared that we know about was better than anything Fenris could have dreamed of, according to him - unless the side effects are positive, hmmm?Aeryn-Sun wrote...
Tashash wrote...
Aeryn-Sun wrote...
His poor, poor lyrium lollipop...
Oh Sweet Maker!!!! Can't stop laughing!!! CAN'T BREATHE!!! Friendship + 100.I started calling him Hawke's lyrium lollipop (in my head) because someone said something about Shepard licking Thane causing hallucinations, and did that mean mage Hawke licking Fenris would cause side effects...and the term immediately dumped me into the gutter. But I still want to know! I need Mordin to give my Hawke a little sex talk.
And this crazy talk is a sure sign that it's bedtime. :innocent:
Oh, yah, I'm preeeety sure they couldn't get more obvious than "I'm dying" RIGHT after his spectacular appearance.Regarding Thane... I know there are different writing teams for DA2 and
ME3, but after what happened to Anders I feel like there's just not
going to be a happy ending for him. I feel like they already went to
lengths to spell it out

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Aristorum wrote...
I promise I'll clip that bit out of the meme, color it, and repost it for easier access.Thief-of-Hearts wrote...
Aristorum wrote...
Thief-of-Hearts wrote...
oh lord this reminds me of a fanart I saw once that i cannot find for the life of me.
it's really cute, it shows f!hawke asking fenris where he got the scarf on his arm from and he replies "it's yours". she says she doesn't remember ever having a red scarf anf he unties from his arm and unfolds it to reveal it to be actually a pair of red panties he tied to his arm. he then asks again "it's yours?" and f!hawke does a facepalm
That sounds awfully familiar to me, too.
Hmmmmm....
that's it! that is it right there!!
Title: If Fenris Were In Origins... (Party Banter 3)
Author: *equinexus
Game: Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age 2
Characters: Fenris, Alistair, Zevran, Oghren
Disclaimer: Dragon Age and all things related belong to Bioware.
Author's
Note: This is some party banter I believe would have occured if Fenris
had been in Dragon Age: Origins. There are some minor spoilers for both
games, since the dialogue is inspired by actual dialogue/events.
__Alistair and Fenris__
Alistair: So, I was thinking...
Fenris: That's a first.
Alistair: Once we slay the Archdemon, what will you do?
Fenris: Smile, perhaps.
Alistair: I mean in the long term. Surely, you must have plans.
Fenris: Do you?
Alistair: Well, my future isn't rea- Wait, don't try to deflect! I am asking you!
Fenris: I cannot linger long. Danarius would likely recapture me in one fell swoop.
Alistair: Swooping is bad...
__
Alistair: You have got to teach me how to do that!
Fenris: Do what?
Alistair: That tortured look, with the puppy eyes.
Fenris: There are no puppy eyes.
Alistair: There are too many dogs in Ferelden to not know a set of puppy eyes when you see them.
Fenris: There are no puppy eyes.
Alistair: So you won't teach me, then? Blast it!
__
Alistair: So… you must know women.
Fenris: Must I?
Alistair: Then you like men... or am I being too presumptuous to say so?
Fenris: You're certainly being something.
Alistair: I'll just stop talking now.
__
Alistair: What is the food like in Tevinter?
Fenris: I am a runaway slave with brands of lyrium engulfing my body, and you wish to know about the food?
Alistair: ...Yes?
Fenris: It was decent, if I received any.
Alistair: Was there cheese?
Fenris: I'm sorry?
Alistair: Was there cheese in the food?
Fenris: No.
Alistair: There really isn't anything to like about Tevinter, is there?
__
Fenris: Did I hear that correctly? You're the bastard son of a king?
Alistair: You did. Maker knows I wish I wasn't.
Fenris: To be born in such a position… must be gratifying.
Alistair: Did you not hear me? I would make a terrible king!
Fenris: I disagree.
Alistair: You… You don't think so?
Fenris: A true ruler is one that does not seek power.
Alistair: You're kidding, aren't you? You made a bet with the dwarf, didn't you?
Fenris: You might make a decent king but you are still an idiot.
Alistair: That… may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
__Zevran and Fenris__
Zevran: Why the stern glares, my friend?
Fenris: There is something you're not telling us.
Zevran: Am I to be subjected to cruel torture until you are satisfied? This idea, I like.
__
Zevran: You have an uncanny resemblance to a man I once met.
Fenris: Do I now? Lyrium and all?
Zevran: (Chuckles) Well, no, but he did charge a fortune for his services.
Fenris: I assume you couldn't afford him.
Zevran: The wound… It deepens!
__
Fenris: I will regret asking this…
Zevran: Asking what, my friend?
Fenris: What brings you to stare this time?
Zevran: You grow the loveliest wrinkle on your brow when you brood.
Fenris: I am not brooding.
Zevran: (Laughs) Let us agree to disagree, no?
__Oghren and Fenris__
Oghren: Heh…
Fenris: What is it now?
Oghren: Just wondering what's under that sodding armor of yours…
Fenris: I rather you didn't.
Oghren: Wouldn't be surprised if there were a pair of fine breasts beneath that chestplate.
Fenris: I imagine you'd attempt to fondle them?
Oghren: What? Now that's just wrong!
__
Oghren: Heh! You want to… want to know something, elf?
Fenris: You are drunk?
Oghren: I can see…I can see you and me together, in my tent.
Fenris: Something I wish could be unseen.
Oghren: Heh! Oh, come on! You're girly enough for me, heh…
Fenris: I will remind the Warden to hide the ale again.
Oghren: Bah, you sodding… nug lover!
Rheia wrote...
I don't mean to spam, but I just found another one of equinexus Fenris/Dao companion banter installments!
Author's page: hereTitle: If Fenris Were In Origins... (Party Banter 3)
Author: *equinexus
Game: Dragon Age: Origins/Dragon Age 2
Characters: Fenris, Alistair, Zevran, Oghren
Disclaimer: Dragon Age and all things related belong to Bioware.
Author's
Note: This is some party banter I believe would have occured if Fenris
had been in Dragon Age: Origins. There are some minor spoilers for both
games, since the dialogue is inspired by actual dialogue/events.
__Alistair and Fenris__
Alistair: So, I was thinking...
Fenris: That's a first.
Alistair: Once we slay the Archdemon, what will you do?
Fenris: Smile, perhaps.
Alistair: I mean in the long term. Surely, you must have plans.
Fenris: Do you?
Alistair: Well, my future isn't rea- Wait, don't try to deflect! I am asking you!
Fenris: I cannot linger long. Danarius would likely recapture me in one fell swoop.
Alistair: Swooping is bad...
__
Alistair: You have got to teach me how to do that!
Fenris: Do what?
Alistair: That tortured look, with the puppy eyes.
Fenris: There are no puppy eyes.
Alistair: There are too many dogs in Ferelden to not know a set of puppy eyes when you see them.
Fenris: There are no puppy eyes.
Alistair: So you won't teach me, then? Blast it!
__
Alistair: So… you must know women.
Fenris: Must I?
Alistair: Then you like men... or am I being too presumptuous to say so?
Fenris: You're certainly being something.
Alistair: I'll just stop talking now.
__
Alistair: What is the food like in Tevinter?
Fenris: I am a runaway slave with brands of lyrium engulfing my body, and you wish to know about the food?
Alistair: ...Yes?
Fenris: It was decent, if I received any.
Alistair: Was there cheese?
Fenris: I'm sorry?
Alistair: Was there cheese in the food?
Fenris: No.
Alistair: There really isn't anything to like about Tevinter, is there?
__
Fenris: Did I hear that correctly? You're the bastard son of a king?
Alistair: You did. Maker knows I wish I wasn't.
Fenris: To be born in such a position… must be gratifying.
Alistair: Did you not hear me? I would make a terrible king!
Fenris: I disagree.
Alistair: You… You don't think so?
Fenris: A true ruler is one that does not seek power.
Alistair: You're kidding, aren't you? You made a bet with the dwarf, didn't you?
Fenris: You might make a decent king but you are still an idiot.
Alistair: That… may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
__Zevran and Fenris__
Zevran: Why the stern glares, my friend?
Fenris: There is something you're not telling us.
Zevran: Am I to be subjected to cruel torture until you are satisfied? This idea, I like.
__
Zevran: You have an uncanny resemblance to a man I once met.
Fenris: Do I now? Lyrium and all?
Zevran: (Chuckles) Well, no, but he did charge a fortune for his services.
Fenris: I assume you couldn't afford him.
Zevran: The wound… It deepens!
__
Fenris: I will regret asking this…
Zevran: Asking what, my friend?
Fenris: What brings you to stare this time?
Zevran: You grow the loveliest wrinkle on your brow when you brood.
Fenris: I am not brooding.
Zevran: (Laughs) Let us agree to disagree, no?
__Oghren and Fenris__
Oghren: Heh…
Fenris: What is it now?
Oghren: Just wondering what's under that sodding armor of yours…
Fenris: I rather you didn't.
Oghren: Wouldn't be surprised if there were a pair of fine breasts beneath that chestplate.
Fenris: I imagine you'd attempt to fondle them?
Oghren: What? Now that's just wrong!
__
Oghren: Heh! You want to… want to know something, elf?
Fenris: You are drunk?
Oghren: I can see…I can see you and me together, in my tent.
Fenris: Something I wish could be unseen.
Oghren: Heh! Oh, come on! You're girly enough for me, heh…
Fenris: I will remind the Warden to hide the ale again.
Oghren: Bah, you sodding… nug lover!
Tashash wrote...
Oghren...Hitting on MY Fenris!? *Angry muttering* Sodding drunken ******, gonna make him even shorter!...Think about touching my elf! *mutter mutter*
songsmith2003 wrote...
SurrealSadi wrote...
I see you challenge and raise you this comic!
Full View
"Full View" is a lie. What? I'm the only one who momentarily hoped it meant we'd see more of Fenris? :innocent:
^This.SurrealSadi wrote...
Aris Ravenstar wrote...
::speechless:: <3___<3tankgirly wrote...
Lioba wrote...
elen..this post is just for you to see my sig!
ENCHANTMENT
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