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[Tashash]

Hello all...Oh Tanky! You DID NOT put NWN X DAII as a prompt!!!! You are EVIL woman EEEEEEEEEEEEvil!

*Plot bunnies start chanting "Here we go here we go here we go!"*

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

*Starts chanting with Tash's Plot Bunnies*

[Dr. Doctor]

Another prompt

Assassin's Creed pt II

Hanged Man

Fenris: So how did Bianca come into your posession?

Varric: That my friend is quite the tale, as a matter of fact it is so incredible I myself cannot tell it.

Fenris: Really?

Varric: No. Of course I can tell it.

Da Vinci's workshop

Leonardo: Ezio! My friend, I have a new design for you to try out.

Ezio: Very well Leonardo let's see it.

Leonardo: (picks up an ornate crossbow) Behold! It can fire off five shots at once, and requires next to no reloading, Give it a try!

Ezio: It is less than subtle Leonardo. Do you have anything a bit more...suitable?

Leonardo: Well I did figure out how to strap the loudest pistol in Italy onto your wrist.

Ezio: That is exactly what I'm looking for.

Later

Leonardo: (sighs) What am I going to do with this crossbow?

Varric: (barges into the workshop) I need a weapon.

Leonardo: Signor, this is not an armory, perhaps you would be....

Varric: Is that a crossbow?

Leonardo: ...yes but...

Varric: (tosses a pouch full of sovereigns to Leonardo) I'll take it. (grabs crossbow and walks out)

Leonardo: ...that's not for sale.

[Omega-Genesis]

That imagery will be permanetly stuck in my brain. Thank you.

[Tashash]

Dr - LOL!

[Helen0rz]

Azakias wrote...

In the trend of shameless self-promotion:

www.fanfiction.net/s/6845466/1/The_Danger_of_Touch

ain't no shame to show off something awesome~! 

I've been waiting for you to update LOL!

[Azakias]

I have the next update in progress. Just havent had time to write it with duty kicking my ass.

[Helen0rz]

LOL @Doctor

do you keep your awesome dialogues somewhere online that you can link us so that whenever we need a good laugh, we can just go there?

[UrsulaCousland]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

The Prompt Train just keeps on rolling.

Mass Effect

The Wounded Coast

The party is standing in front of a large crater, in its center is a large metal cylinder with a huge "SR2" emblazoned onto its side.

Hawke: What do you suppose it is?

Sebastian: Perhaps its a gift from the Maker? It looks like nothing made by anyone in Thedas.

Fenris: It would be best not to tamper with it. It might be dangerous.

Hawke: Come on Fenris where's your sense of adventure?

Fenris: I'm afraid I left it at home, along with my death wish.

Hawke: A pity. Do you suppose there's more of these around?

Fenris: I hope- (another metal cylinder crashes into the ground out in the distance) -not.

Sebastian: Ask and ye shall receive.

Meanwhile on the Normandy

EDI: Probe away.

Shepard: Did we find anything?

EDI: Negative Commander.

Shepard: Come on, daddy needs a new Thanix Cannon! (presses launch button)

EDI: Probe away.

Doc, that's *gold*. I particularly like the "I left it at home, along with my death wish" comment - I can so hear Fenris saying that!

Modifié par UrsulaCousland, 15 avril 2011 - 04:01 .

[UrsulaCousland]

BPearl12 wrote...

Does anyone think Danarius was really going to make Varania a magister? She's an ex elven slave who probalby has nowhere near the training of the average apprentice. Danarius has no good reason to hold up his end of the bargain. She was being pretty naive to buy it. I think the moment he got Fenris back under control he would either have kept her to bleed for mana or dumped her back on the street.

I somehow doubt it. I suspect her purpose was bait, and it worked all too well. I suspect she'd have powered something fairly nasty had the little plan worked. 

[Omega-Genesis]

Probably the ritual to wipe Fenrs's memories.

[Tashash]

And I seem to remember Fenris stating that Magisters "Do not hesitate to collar their own". I get the feeling Varania isn't that worldly...Possibly even less so than Merrill, if thats possible.

[Helen0rz]

nah...I'm sure Danarius was NOT going to hold his end of the bargain. He would have no reason to if he were to successfully obtain Fenris again. I bet Fenris was his first successful guinea pig, that's why he was so important to Danarius where he would send waves after waves of people to reclaim him.

Varania was just a way to lead Danarius straigh to Fenris without too much damage...Kinda makes me sad because Varania wanted this...status/true freedom/not being poor/don't have to suffer thing so badly that she was willing to believe a lie even she knows he might not keep

[Tashash]

Yep, Danarius was SO not keeping up his end of the bargain.

When she tells Fenris "I look on you and it seems you got the better end of the bargain." I want to slap her. Fenris got to where he is at the point through no small effort and hardship. It just seems that she dosen't want to fight for anything, she'd rather take the easy route of betraying her only family. (I think, we never hear about their father do we?)

I really wanted the option to slap her. Then again I want that option for Merrill and Basti...

[tankgirly]

by Astrobats.

One. Every. Page.

[Helen0rz]

Tashash wrote...

Yep, Danarius was SO not keeping up his end of the bargain.

When she tells Fenris "I look on you and it seems you got the better end of the bargain." I want to slap her. Fenris got to where he is at the point through no small effort and hardship. It just seems that she dosen't want to fight for anything, she'd rather take the easy route of betraying her only family. (I think, we never hear about their father do we?)

I really wanted the option to slap her. Then again I want that option for Merrill and Basti...

I would slap her too...but I'd also look at her with this...pity in my eyes. She had no idea what she was talking about...after all it was from her perspective...but I would still slap her but refuse to give her an explanation. She already had ideas about how Fenris got to where he was and resented him for it, so why bother? It won't make a difference, you know? I dont think that relationship is salvagable in any way after that stunt she pulled

[tankgirly]

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[Omega-Genesis]

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Also it was going to be on FF.net, but I have to wait two day because it's a new account, so...it'll be on there eventually....

Modifié par Omega-Genesis, 15 avril 2011 - 06:21 .

[Tashash]

Helen0rz wrote...

Tashash wrote...

Yep, Danarius was SO not keeping up his end of the bargain.

When she tells Fenris "I look on you and it seems you got the better end of the bargain." I want to slap her. Fenris got to where he is at the point through no small effort and hardship. It just seems that she dosen't want to fight for anything, she'd rather take the easy route of betraying her only family. (I think, we never hear about their father do we?)

I really wanted the option to slap her. Then again I want that option for Merrill and Basti...

I would slap her too...but I'd also look at her with this...pity in my eyes. She had no idea what she was talking about...after all it was from her perspective...but I would still slap her but refuse to give her an explanation. She already had ideas about how Fenris got to where he was and resented him for it, so why bother? It won't make a difference, you know? I dont think that relationship is salvagable in any way after that stunt she pulled

Yeah. Bartrand at least was on his way to lyrium-caused-bat-**** crazy, and Carver stands by Hawke when it counts, but Varania? Nup, no way.


DAII soundtrack - Fenris Theme VS Mage Pride ....Conincidence? I demand an explaination...and a translation.

[tankgirly]

Omega-Genesis wrote...

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EDIT: Let me know when your account is up, I will add you on my watch list.

don't forget to remove all the space.



byMr. Mongoose

Heheheh

Modifié par tankgirly, 15 avril 2011 - 06:24 .

[Tashash]

Prompt - Blame Tanky!


Neverwinter Nights.


Aniryn Dy’nen turned slowly to her Kobold companion.

“Deekin...” The Druid said slowly.

The Dragon Disciple looked at her shyly.

“Yeah Boss?”

“Not that I am not seriously impressed with that display of magic; but where in the Hells are we?!”

“Not in any of the Hells, if I had to guess, my love.” Her Teifling lover explained “It looks like no realm I remember ever visiting, and I have been to quite a few.”

“I don’t remember this place form any that I’ve been to either. Deekin, exactly where did you intend to send us?”

“Uhhhh....” The winged Kobold scuffed the sand under his feet “Deekin...not really had a place in mind Boss, just...away.”

“Deekin!” she chastised, but her heart wasn’t in it – at least they were no longer surrounded by Devils intent on killing them. Aniryn sighed.

“Well, hopefully after a rest you’ll be able to send us home. I have to say this is a lot nicer than the last realm I unexpectedly ended up in.”

The Kobold brightened, seeing she wasn’t angry with him. Even with his newfound confidence from the use of his True Name Deekin cared what his ‘Boss’ thought.

“Right Boss, lots warmer. Goat Man not wanting to kill everything in sight; that good too!”

“It is much more pleasant than Cania...I wonder-” began Valen, but he was interrupted by the arrival of a group of heavily armed humans. Aniryn knew instantly that they were up to no good; their leader had a cruel look to him. The group of ten stopped to stare at the three travellers.

“Well, look here. An Elf, a Qunari and...What in the Dark City is THAT? Some kind of Demon?!”

Deekin hopped angrily up and down, baring his needle sharp teeth. “Deekin not a demon! Deekin be part Dragon Kobold!” He yelled.

Valen looked at her “What is a Qunari?” He whispered to her.

“No idea.” She whispered back.

The leader looked at them assessing, then turned to his men. “Kill the Qunari, the other thing might fetch a nice price, but we want the pretty elf girl alive, she’s the money-maker.” He grinned.

‘Fetch a nice price? Money-maker?’ The three stared at each other in horror.

Aniryn felt the rage of Silvanus filling her. These monsters intended to kill her lover and enslave her and her friend.

‘No Creature Should Be Caged!’

The leader turned a leering grin her way. “Now you just behave Knife-ear, and mebbe I’ll go easier on you.”

She felt Valen stiffen beside her.

“Do not speak to my lady that way.” He snarled. Many a brave man had run rather than face the Weapons Master in such a rage. The Human only laughed.

“Your ‘Lady’, hah, **** more like. Right! Let’s get this over with.”

Valen looked at her and Deekin. “Yes, lets.” He said softly.

“Obidaal Nabora Sesma!” Aniryn yelled; calling forth an Inferno from the sky as Valen plunged into the humans, Devils Bane swinging in a deadly arch.

“Into the flames we leap!”

Deekin cackled happily as he unslung his crossbow and took aim. “Just like in Underdark, hey Boss?”

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Felicity Hawke had enjoyed a bracing stroll along the Wounded Coast, complete with her dear love Fenris and her friend Anders having yet another argument. She shared a long-suffering look with Aveline and sighed.

‘It might be tolerable if we had been able to find those slavers...They’re both so much more agreeable after they’ve killed something.’

She stopped short when Aveline’s arm shot out, thumping against her breastplate, Felicity looked at her quizzically.

“Do you hear that Hawke?” The Guard Captain asked.

Felicity focused, blocking out her companions bickering. Clashing metal, screaming...A battle!

The Rogue whooped happily “Looks like a fight!” and took off running. Aveline snorted and ran after the crazy woman, Fenris dropped his argument and followed after his love, and Anders shook his head and trudged after them.

She crested the hill, Finesse and Bassrath-Kata drawn and ready, only to be greeted by the sight of the Slaver group she had been looking for already dead on the sand. Standing bloodied amongst the corpses was...A Qunari? An elf and...Some sort of scaly creature with a crossbow?

‘Not as cool as Bianca though.’

Aveline and Fenris reached her, Anders close behind.

“Hawke what...” Began Aveline, who stopped short when she saw the scene. Felicity turned to her companions.

“Please please tell me you’re all seeing this too!” She begged.

The...Horned guy...heard them and dropped into a defensive crouch, the weapon he wielded hanging at his side. Fenris’ markings flashed and he pulled Hawke behind him.

“Fenris!”
“Valen!”

The elven girl walked up to the man and placed her hand on his shoulder, he relaxed and stood, hanging his weapon back on his belt. Felicity nudged Fenris.

“See?” Hawke said “He’s put his weapon away.” Fenris only grunted in response, but the glow faded from his brands.

She smiled at the girl; she seemed to be the voice of reason.

“Sorry about that. Did you kill them all?” She asked.

“Yes.” The elf answered. “They said that they...”Her voice hitched.

Aveline had bent down and was examining one of the corpses.

“These are the slavers we were looking for, the whole group it seems.” She said. Felicity smiled sadly at Fenris.

“Sorry dear, I know how much you wanted to get them yourself.” He shrugged.

“As long as they are dead.”

The two groups looked at each other...Then Felicity walked up to the girl and held out her hand.

“I’m Felicity Hawke, but most everybody just calls me Hawke. The ginger is Aveline Vallen, Blondie here is Anders, and the utterly gorgeous elf is Fenris, and mine.”

“Hawke!” Came three voices in varying degrees of exasperation and annoyance. She smiled at the girl.

“See, just ‘Hawke’.”

The elf took her hand and they shook.

“I am Aniryn Dy’nen, Druid in the service of Silvanus, my ‘protector’ here is Valen Shadowbreath and he is ‘mine’ too and this is Deekin Scaleslinger.” She said, first gesturing to the horned man at her side, then the little scaly creature.

“Um, not to be rude or anything – but what are your companions?” Felicity asked.

“Deekin be a Kobold, with dragon’s blood.” Stated the little creature, pulling himself up in a gesture of pride. Felicity looked at him, and then at her friends, they all shrugged.

“Well, none of us know what a Kobold is, but those look like dragon wings to me.” Said Anders, Felicity shuddered and fingered Uzura’s Tooth.

‘Yes, yes they do.’

“And I have never seen or even heard of a Qunari with red hair before.” Stated Fenris, looking at Valen, who stared right back.

“The humans called me ‘Qunari’ but I do not know what that is. I am a Teifling.”

“They can’t have seen many Qunari up close then...You’re a lot less...bulky.” Felicity said.

“And you would know.” Agreed Anders.

She felt Fenris’ fingers ghost surreptitiously down her back, the fight with the Arishok to save Isabela had near killed her and he had later admitted to being terrified for her.

“Well, ‘Kobold’ and ‘Teifling’ never heard of those before.” Said Aveline. “Anders?” The mage shrugged.

“Justice had no idea, they aren’t from the Fade, but they aren’t from Thedas either.”

“We are from Faerún.” Explained Aniryn “Deekin accidentally opened a portal without a destination during a bad fight and here we are.” Fenris looked at Deekin suspiciously.

“You...are a Mage?”

“Deekin used to be Bard, but when Deekin learns about dragons blood Deekin starts training to be Dragon Disciple.”

“But you use Magic?” The elf persisted.

“Many in Faerún do, even those who possess no magic of their own can buy scrolls and use magical items.” Explained Aniryn. Felicity patted Fenris’ shoulder.

“Fenris let it go – they aren’t even from our world.”

“And after a rest Deekin and I should be able to get us home.” Said Aniryn.

“Well, since I’m pretty sure you don’t have any accommodation lined up...” Hawke started.

“Hawke!” Aveline, Anders and Fenris groaned.

“What? The estate is so empty with just Bodan, Sandal, Orana, Falcon and me. Besides, can you imagine the look on Varric’s face?” She asked gleefully.

Aveline just sighed. Anders shook his head.

"Festis bei umo canavarum..." Fenris grumbled.

Modifié par Tashash, 15 avril 2011 - 07:31 .

[tankgirly]

@Tash, this is fun!

[Tashash]

He he, it was fun to write!

Felicity is a nutcase, seriously. Fenris dosen't know wether he lover her or want to smack her over the head with The Blade of Mercy

Modifié par Tashash, 15 avril 2011 - 07:36 .

[tankgirly]

Tashash wrote...

He he, it was fun to write!

Felicity is a nutcase, seriously. Fneris dosen't know wether he lover her or want to smack her over the head with The Blade of Mercy

Somehow it reminded me what Anders said if we rival-romance him: "I don't know whether I should kill you or kiss you. "

[Tashash]

LOL!

*Sigh* I am gonna have to do a playthrough where I romance someone else...I must be strong! But I am soooo very, very weak.