Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...
Thank you, messere! Because Fenders 1.) completely breaks the space-time continuum beyond repair 2.) breaks the space-time continuum once more
Varric: So wait, you're telling me that the Rivani's smut will destroy the very fabric of time itself?
Fenris: Yes.
Varric: Wow. This is heavy.
Fenris: There's that word again, "heavy" is gravity stronger in the Deep Roads than it is on the surface?
Varric:
(Facepalm)Tealsie wrote...
He can be a jerk. But he can also be cute. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png
*likes Anders but prefers Fenris*
...ugh.
Someone kill me before I do serious damage to my(or someone
elses) brain. Just watched 'Pride and Prejudice', and wound up with a
page of "Mr. Fenris Darcy" and "Miss Marian Bennet" sketches.
the
offensive sketches are actually up on my deviantart page but I'm a
coward and think it's just silliness so I'm not going to put it up on
here.
The Hanged ManVarric: Another one? Maker's breath man, you're turning into a regular bookworm.
Fenris: I enjoy reading.
Varric: Everyone likes a good story and reading is a much more acceptable hobby that random murder.
Fenris:
(chuckles)Varric: Can I take a quick look?
Fenris: By all means.
(hands Varric the book)Varric:
(reading) What is this? There's no swordfights or dragons, or anything. Its just somebody going on about marriage and status and...
ugh.
(hands Fenris the book) Enjoy your boredom Tevinter, I'm off to spin a more exciting tale. I mean who likes that kind of thing?