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[Patriciachr34]

Yeah. This is not something I want my husband looking at either.

[Lewie]

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Yeah. This is not something I want my husband looking at either.

I don't know, im single, just me and my boy partner passed away a couple of years ago. I think he'd probably have laughed it off anyway. I still have a mass effect2 wallpaper ill have to find a good Da2 one. 

[tankgirly]

by awesome louvette, aka lydlyd.

[Dr. Doctor]

Tax:

Tax Collector:  (being pushed out of the door) But sir you don't understand....

Fenris: Out.

Tax Collector: Messere I can't leave you haven't-

Fenris: (pushes collector out of the door) Get out.

Tax Collector: But- (gets door slammed in face and sighs) I should have been a bard.

Fenris: Fendhis, why is it that people can't just leave me alone.

Isabela: (right behind Fenris) Problem?

Fenris: (turns around) How did you get in here?

Isabela: What? No hello Isabela, nice to see you Isabela, would you like a glass of wine Isabela? (Notice Fenris is just staring at her) I went in through the back door.

Fenris: The back door was triple bolted, how did you pick the locks?

Isabela: I'd be a lousy pirate if silly things like locks could stop me sweet thing. But enough about me, looks like you've got yourself a little tax collector problem.

Fenris: I took care of it.

Isabela: Oh, you "took care of it" I assume that means that you poured on that trademark Fenris charm and booted the poor sod out on his arse.

Fenris: Yes, so the problem is solved.

Isabela: (sighs) I hate to break it to you Fenris, but tax collectors are like social diseases. At first they go away, then they come back in force, itchy, annoying force, after that it's no fun for all parties involved. (notices Fenris is still staring) That metaphor fell a bit flat didn't it?

Fenris: (points to door) Out.

Isabela: Hey now, that's no way to treat a guest!

Fenris: You broke into my house.

Isabela: It's only breaking in if no one is home, what I did was more of...a surprise visit. Besides I can make sure those tax collectors never come to call ever again.

Fenris: And how pray tell do you plan on achieving such a thing?

Isabela: I'll just pay the man a visit and use my feminine wiles to convice him to stay away.

Fenris: 'feminine wiles' is that what you're calling that these days?

Isabela: Keep that up and you can do this yourself.

[tankgirly]

@Dr. Doctor. Awesome. XD

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

tankgirly wrote...
4. Fishing.

*Ejects the -ing off of "fishing"*

FISH! FIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!

*Collapses into evil cackling fit and begins to type furiously*

[tankgirly]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

tankgirly wrote...
4. Fishing.

*Ejects the -ing off of "fishing"*

FISH! FIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!

*Collapses into evil cackling fit and begins to type furiously*

Heheheh..

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Have two! (2nd kind of long-- kick back with a nice cup of tea/coffee/soda/water/sparkling water/whatever beverage you prefer)

Prompt: Fish-ing 

Varric: So what's with this fish thing you have, Elf?

Fenris: I do not have a "fish thing".

Varric: Just like you don't brood. (Laughs) Right. 

Fenris: Would you care to explain what you're talking about?

Varric: Well, I know the docks don't smell pleasant, but you're constantly on about the smell of fish down there. You complain about how the stamina draughts taste like fish. Oh, yeah, and that nice fish that Bodahn made when we all went over to Hawke's the other night-- you spat that out.

Fenris: Perhaps you'd care to imagine eating fish day and night for years on end. 

Varric: Oh. I see. That sounds... unpleasant. 

Prompt: Bianca. (Kaalyss Hawke finally gets a prompt-- and she gets to do what I always imagined her doing when she went to see Fenris: Going in through the holes in the roof)

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Kaalyss Hawke dropped into the room through the roof, rolling to break her fall. It had taken her too many times of practice to even get close to perfecting it, and this was the highest she would ever dare to do such a thing. She knew she could always go through the door, but that was boring, and as for windows... Why would she ever use a window when there was a perfectly good hole in the roof that she had figured out she could easily climb on to and that conveniently went down directly into the room she wanted to go into anyway? 

She glanced around the room. Either not home, or just not in the room right now. Hawke thought  with a shrug.

Pushing herself to her feet, she wandered over to a nearby table. It was covered with a fine layer of dust, and as always, bottles. Bottles, bottles, bottles, and more bottles of wine. She smiled as she looked through them-- most were empty, probably on the chopping block to be thrown into a nearby wall whenever their owner felt like he needed to. She found one with a few drops in it and grabbed it, drinking the last bits. It was good, and tasted like grape, but Hawke still preferred to drown herself in the burn of whiskey.

She set the bottle down when she noticed one shaped a bit more square like in the back, and was half-filled. Curious, Hawke picked it up and glanced at the label.

It was a rum-- not something that she ever pegged Fenris as drinking. He had always been attached to his wine. She skimmed the label, and she felt her heart stop for a second. 

This was a particular rum from the Hanged Man-- one only one certain woman in their group drank because it tasted like ******. Hawke had always joked it was probably made from ******.

But now she wasn't joking. 

She didn't know why she wanted to cry at that second-- it had been... a thing for a few hours three years ago. Three years ago. Hawke repeated in her mind. But she had hoped after Leandra had died, after he had stayed even though he had kept saying he wanted to leave...

She heard the sound of a door opening somewhere in the house, and threw the bottle down on the table. Glass shattered and the liquor splashed all over, but she didn't care. Hawke was no longer in the mood to talk to him, and turned to one of the windows, unlatching it and pushing it open, climbing out and dropping to the ground not far bellow, furiously storming away. 

---- 

She had wandered down the Hanged Man for some reason, tears streaming down her face. Hawke had no clue what she was doing, really. She walked into the tavern, thankful Isabela wasn't around (Corff saying that she had gone off to go "play with her new ship") and Varric wasn't in sight and began to drown herself in whiskey. 

The burn as it went down her throat made her feel better, and she laughed. What was she so upset over? It was stupid-- it had never really counted as anything, and she knew she should've known that. 

"Why the long face, Hawke?" She heard a familiar voice ask. She glanced at Varric, and took another drink of whiskey and wiped the tears on her face, forcing a smile and a laugh.

"Becawse dis diz..." She hiccuped. Hawke hadn't thought that she had drank that much, but apparently she had, "dis diz a strwong mudder... mudder fuzzer..." She said, trying to think about what she was saying. 

Varric chuckled, "And what drove you to drink this "strwong mudder fuzzer"?"

Kaalyss Hawke sniffed. "Willy stoopid ding. Don't... don't willy madder."

"I'm willing to listen to whatever you think doesn't matter." The dwarf said.

Drunkenly, Hawke began to tell Varric how she had found the bottle of rum in Fenris's home-- the rum that only Isabela ever drank-- and how she had somehow wandered down to the Hanged Man for a few drinks but was well past counting.

She laughed stupidly as she finished, glancing over at Varric. "See? Willy stoopid." 

Varric chuckled again. "Well, I could say I understand how you feel. See, it's all a part of the story of how Bianca got her name," He glanced at Hawke, who nodded for him to go on, with the expression of a child with the keys to the candy shop-- the good one in Hightown. "Well you see, Bianca was truly a lovely lady who I had an summer affair with. When I went to see her one day, she wasn't there but I found this bottle of whiskey that a friend of mine who had eyes for her preferred there in her house. It turns out that it wasn't actually that friend of mine's, it was another man's-- but that's not the point."

Hakwe laughed. "Youw're full of dip!" She said loudly.

"Of course I am-- I'm a born liar." Varric laughed. Hawke continued to laugh as well, until slowly it turned to tears and she was sobbing at the bar. 

"I'm... so stoopid. I... cawn't beweave I'm so... upset over dis." She choked out.

Varric put a reassuring hand on Hawke's back. "It'll be OK, Hawke. And who knows, maybe it's not what you think. Maybe you should go talk to Elf and see what's really the situation."

Hawke brightened suddenly. "Bright now?"

The dwarf laughed. "Although it'd be funny as hell to see you interrogate Elf while you're so drunk you can't pronounce most of your words and you probably couldn't count if your life depended on it, probably not."

Hawke glared. "I cawn cowount fwine!"

"Fine then. How many fingers am I holding up?" Varric asked.

"T-twentwee!" Hawke exclaimed loudly, falling out of her seat and laughing hysterically.

Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 13 mai 2011 - 12:32 .

[tankgirly]

@MRC, wow, you are on fire today!

[Lewie]

Stories are win. 

Hawke plastered, they already have the emote just stun her and add a wine glass 

[upsettingshorts]

I'll just leave this here:

[ipgd]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

I'll just leave this here:

FEMRIS/HISABELA OTP

[tankgirly]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

I'll just leave this here:

Yours? Or Pseudo's?

[tmp7704]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

I'll just leave this here:

Now put Vaughan's head on "Isabela" and see what reactions that gets...

Modifié par tmp7704, 13 mai 2011 - 02:38 .

[upsettingshorts]

tmp7704 wrote...

Now put Vaughan's head on "Isabela" and see what reactions that gets...

Give Fenris' lines in Dragon Age 2 to an ugly guy and see what kind of fanbase he gets...

[Rinji the Bearded]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Now put Vaughan's head on "Isabela" and see what reactions that gets...

Give Fenris' lines in Dragon Age 2 to an ugly guy and see what kind of fanbase he gets...

Samson the ex-Templar is voiced by Gideon Emery.  He has no fanbase, not one that I'm aware of.

Modifié par RinjiRenee, 13 mai 2011 - 02:45 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

tankgirly wrote...


Yours? Or Pseudo's?

Well, I'd say we're equally as likely to lol at Fenris' expense...

It's a mysteryyy~

[tmp7704]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Give Fenris' lines in Dragon Age 2 to an ugly guy and see what kind of fanbase he gets...

So, a whiny and ugly elf that you can tap? Well, that's easy -- same fanbase Cammen gets.

Modifié par tmp7704, 13 mai 2011 - 02:48 .

[upsettingshorts]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Well, I'd say we're equally as likely to lol at Fenris' expense...

I'm the better artist, though.

However I work primarily exclusively with crop circles.

[FieryDove]

louise101 wrote...

elenilote wrote...

Look what our amazing, lovely and talented Jhourney made:



It's for our MEG group, we requested a shirtless Fenris banner and Jho went above and beyond the call of duty to produce this. 

<3

That is one hot Fenris..  

Just wow.. id better open a window lol. 

I tried opening two windows. Didn't help.

Now we need poster sized Fenris.

[tankgirly]

RinjiRenee wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Now put Vaughan's head on "Isabela" and see what reactions that gets...

Give Fenris' lines in Dragon Age 2 to an ugly guy and see what kind of fanbase he gets...

Samson the ex-Templar is voiced by Gideon Emery.  He has no fanbase, not one that I'm aware of.

So is Liam the Harbourmaster's assistant and Templar Recruit Paxley....

EDIT:

Aimo's fantastic new artwork!





:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

EDIT 2:

That first night by breogan

Modifié par tankgirly, 13 mai 2011 - 04:24 .

[PunkNouveau13]

The first one reminds me of the 4th chapter of my fic. 

aimo is just too awesome for words.

Modifié par PunkNouveau13, 13 mai 2011 - 05:52 .

[tsunderes]

Does anyone know if there's a video or something of all of Fenris's dialogue during missions/talking to people? I know he frequently get's over-ridden by party members. I could try a playthrough bringing only him with me everywhere but I'm hoping there;s an easier way to satisfy my curiosity.

Sidenote: Pseudo's Femris gives me hope about cosplaying him....her one day. :')

Modifié par tsunderes, 13 mai 2011 - 08:40 .

[Heidenreich]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

I'll just leave this here:

OMG I love you guys so much. There are no words to discribe the magnititude in which my little heart explodes for thee ;p <3


Femris and Hisabela are AMAZING. The original paring makes me angry, but this one? pure, unadulterated awesome.


also?

Upsettingshorts wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Now put Vaughan's head on "Isabela" and see what reactions that gets...

Give Fenris' lines in Dragon Age 2 to an ugly guy and see what kind of fanbase he gets...

Personally I think Fenris is ugly as sin. If I could, I'd tie him down and shave his head. That being said, looks aren't everything, and even if I think Anders is cuter in the looks department, I'm just more attracted to the broody elf. He reminds me of my broody husband .<3

Modifié par Heidenreich, 13 mai 2011 - 10:14 .

[Ashera]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

I'll just leave this here:

That's gold. Did you draw it?