ReiSilver wrote...
There seriously needed to be a side quest of "Clean the bodies out of Fenris' mansion" I'm not clean freak, far from it, but that CAN'T be healthy.
I can totally see my Marric Hawke using force magic to gather all the bodies in one, out of the way, room at least. He wouldn't even ask either and then Fenris could yell at him
Screw that.
1. Wait until Fenris leaves the mansion.
2. Sneak in, and block all points of entry with impossible magical cantrips/cunning traps (or both).
3. Take all the bodies into the cellar and burn them up until they're ashes (sweep and dispose of those),
4. Put on a mask and really thick gloves as well clothes you don't mind ruining, get some straight ammonia and bleach* ****, about a hundred scrub-brushes, and start scrubbing.
5. Bag all mushrooms and give them to Varric and see if he can sell them (otherwise, burn those OUTSIDE of Kirkwall-- you don't know what sort of gases they'll give off when burned).
6. Dust EVERYTHING! (Remember to also burn the cobwebs and spider webs. Bring a large mallet as well if spiders get loose)
7. Take all furniture outside (after dragging it past your magical cantrips/cunning traps if Fenris is not back yet) and let it air out.
8. Remove all garbage**.
9. Repair damaged floor-tiles.
10. Get that elf some tarps for the holes in his roof until it can be repaired (I am not climbing up there and fixing those by myself. No way. Did you see the huge one where the stairs are? That's like the freaking gateway to the abyss!)
11. Get him five cats (Fluffy, Snufflekins, Cutie-Pie, Serah Fi-Fi, and Bubba***) as well. If the house is in that much need of help, he probably has rats and mice somewhere in the house. Birds (large and small) have also likely taken roost somewhere, so don't be surprised to find feathers in the hair balls and cat feces.
12. Clean hair-balls and cat-feces before leaving. (DO NOT REMOVE CATS. Their services are still needed.)
13. Oh, wait, you forgot to put the furniture back inside! Do so now! (Again, maneuvering past your magical cantrips/cunning traps)
14. Congrats! You just finished finally cleaning Fenris's house. You may now do the following:
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Show off your work---
Introduce Fenris to his new pets, Fluffy, Snufflekins, Cutie-Pie, Serah Fi-Fi, and Bubba. ---->
Run for your life.*Acid is also a viable option. Use only at your own risk, and only as needed.
**Garbage excludes wine bottles. Collect 'em all and put them in a pyramid stack somewhere convient for being thrown at walls.
***Everyone needs a Bubba cat.
**** Don't mix the ammonia and bleach.
Unless you want to die from a painful chemical death.
Modifié par Madame Rose Crimsynn, 19 juin 2011 - 01:11 .