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[Deliciously-Demonic]

Of course, we aren't *all* fire-and-ice throwing biatches...my Hawke Faline is a natural doormat. She'd just be a little ball of tender feeling and cramps. A manipulative ball of tender feelings and cramps.
Like a sick kitten.

Hawke: Feeen?
Fenris: Yes, Faline?
Hawke: Could you hand me that glass of water?
Fenris: -hands over the glass wordlessly-
Hawke: -takes a sip- Could you hand me another pillow, please?
Fenris: Faline, they're two feet away from you.
Hawke: But...it'd hurt my stomach to bend over and get it...I don't mean to be a bother...
Fenris: ...
Hawke: -lip trembles like she's going to cry- I'll just-
Fenris: Fine, here's your pillow! -hands it to her roughly-
Hawke: -beams at him- Would you...do one more thing for me? Could you get Orana to make me a sandwich?
Fenris: You just had breakfast-
Hawke: But...-on the verge of tears just one?
Fenris: Faline-
Hawke: Please, Fenny? -gives him a pouty, tearful look-
Fenris: I...Fasta vass, fine!
Hawke: With mustard, too?
Fenris: Yes.
Hawke: Yay!
Isabela: -to self, from Hawke's closet- She's got that elf wrapped around her little finger...

...what? You don't think Isabela uses that huge wardrobe in Hawke's room to spy? Well.

[steph01423]

Doctor, everything you write is always so awesome. Ooooh, new DLC idea!: Dr. Doctor's banter pack.

edit: screenshot, just for fun.

Modifié par steph01423, 29 juin 2011 - 05:01 .

[Deliciously-Demonic]

I wonder what Hawke would use on her moon-time. And if she'd endorse it for extra gold. I can see it now; When the Champion of Kirkwall is experiancing her monthly, she uses TampQun, for that extra-thick protection. Ranging in sizes from Dalish to Apostate to Rivaini. Have a happy period. Alternatively, My name is Hawke, Champion of Kirkwall, and these are my favorite panty liners in the Free Marches.
Then Hawke sues the company for using her likeness without written consent. With Varric representing her, she wins another fortune and settles down on a secluded island with her broody elven lover.

[DaiyoukaiGeisha]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

I wonder what Hawke would use on her moon-time. And if she'd endorse it for extra gold. I can see it now; When the Champion of Kirkwall is experiancing her monthly, she uses TampQun, for that extra-thick protection. Ranging in sizes from Dalish to Apostate to Rivaini. Have a happy period. Alternatively, My name is Hawke, Champion of Kirkwall, and these are my favorite panty liners in the Free Marches.
Then Hawke sues the company for using her likeness without written consent. With Varric representing her, she wins another fortune and settles down on a secluded island with her broody elven lover.

TampQun: You Should All Be Grateful™

[Deliciously-Demonic]

DaiyoukaiGeisha wrote...

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

I wonder what Hawke would use on her moon-time. And if she'd endorse it for extra gold. I can see it now; When the Champion of Kirkwall is experiancing her monthly, she uses TampQun, for that extra-thick protection. Ranging in sizes from Dalish to Apostate to Rivaini. Have a happy period. Alternatively, My name is Hawke, Champion of Kirkwall, and these are my favorite panty liners in the Free Marches.
Then Hawke sues the company for using her likeness without written consent. With Varric representing her, she wins another fortune and settles down on a secluded island with her broody elven lover.

TampQun: You Should All Be Grateful™

Their rival brand must be ImperiPad. A very good seller; it allows you to reuse the blood!

[ReiSilver]

I just read chapter 3 of The Stolen Throne and got to the bit where elves have Tapetum lucidum: eye-shine, where the light reflects in the eye to help see in low light conditions.
Suddenly I really want this in-game. It's both awesome and potentially creepy

Oh Hai Fenris, how are you tonight?

[DreamerM]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Fenris & Kiddies.

Fenris: I hate children.

Varric: Come on elf, sure the little ones can be annoying but nobody hates children.

Fenris: You have not met the children of Magisters then.

Minrathous

Child: So what do you do?

Fenris: I am a bodyguard.

Child: You're way too scrawny to be a bodyguard. My father's guards are a big as two of you put together.

Fenris: Are they now?

Child: Those markings are funny looking. You're funny looking.

Fenris: I could say the same about you.

Child: My father is a Magister of the Imperial Senate, I could have you hanged.

Fenris: My master would beg to differ. (a bright flash of light appears in the next room and Danarius walks out, dusting ash from his robes)

Danarius: Fenris, fetch a broom to clean up...(notices the child) Oh.

Child: Where's father?

Danarius: Ah, Magister Cassius has been...called to the front lines in Seheron. He'll be back in a few weeks.

Child: Oh, well then can I go home?

Danarius: Well of course little one. Fenris, escort the lad to his home.

Fenris: (sighs) Yes, master.

Kirkwall

Varric: So what happened with the kid?

Fenris: (sighs) After finding out what really happend to his father he swore to kill Danarius for vengeance.

Varric: And? What happened?

Fenris: I happened.

Varric: Oh.

From your head right to my head!canon.

Fenris is a ruthless, pitiless bastard sometimes.

[Arquen]

Oh my sweet maker wtf did I miss, LMAO. If I learned anything about the past few pages it is that people will jump out of the woodwork to defend characters they love.

As for Fenris and children, I love Doc's stuff, as always. We've already been over the Fenris as a father thing. I still think he would make a miserable one, but perhaps he could get better in time.

Also, Doc's banter made me think of the conversation Fenris has with Sebastian about how a murder committed under duress is a sin on the person giving the order, and not the person committing the act. Fenris understandably doesn't go into specifics about the things he had to do or the people he had to kill. Yet I'm sure Danarius was pretty nondiscriminatory.. men, women, children, anyone who got in his way would probably have been killed or worse by Fenris himself or while Fenris was there and powerless to stop it.

Man, I leave for a few hours to watch my LOTR bluray MARATHON and you people blow up in a huge debate. To quote Isabela... "BALLS."

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

@MRC; Just doing my job, Rosie! -cackles- Someone has to keep Gutterville populated!

Well, I had to go down there and clean my house there sometime-- it was getting very dusty. 

Speaking of which...how would Fenris act if Romanced!Lady!Hawke was currently experiancing...ahem...'that time of the month,' I wonder...

Oh, well... ****.

He'd probably think Hawke had gone stark raving mad if she acted how I do. Which is, cry a lot, eat a lot of ice-cream, guilt-trip people for no apparent reason, fall on the floor and cry some more, with the added bonus of in-between those, violent mood swings. Lather, rinse, repeat. Maybe add a movie in there somewhere, which I'll probably also find some reason to cry over. Or curse out all the characters.

Wow. I do cry a lot. And lucky they didn't have movies back in those days!

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Varric: Elf, why do you look like you've seen a ghost?

Fenris: Hide me.

Varric: Hide you? (chuckles) I thought you 'feared no man'?

Fenris: It is not a man that I fear. Hawke is...out of sorts.

Varric: 'Out of sorts?' (suddenly gets what Fenris is talking about) Damnation, is she throwing fireballs again?

Fenris: (brushing some snow out of his hair) No, ice this time.

Arquen wrote...

Man, I leave for a few hours to watch my LOTR bluray MARATHON and you people blow up in a huge debate. To quote Isabela... "BALLS."

Yup, you're nuts. That takes forever. Even if they're not the extended editions, which takes me about two days to get through, including breaks to go to the bathroom or run around for a few minutes outside because my legs must stretch before I carry on.

[Dr. Doctor]

Varric: I was thinking of doing an epic retelling of Hard in Hightown. Every single story all in one night.

Fenris: You're insane. Even you can't talk for an entire day.

Varric: Care to make a wager?  Five sovereigns that I can do it?

Fenris: Five sovereigns says you can't.

Varric: Very well elf we shall see who laughs last.

Twelve hours later

Varric: (exhausted)....and then....damn what happens next?...does anyone remember what happens next?

Fenris: (tired)  He opens a tavern on the coast?

Varric: No, I think that's the next chapter.

Fenris: Can we just call it a draw?

Varric: Yeah, (rests head on table) Maker, I hope I never have to tell a story like that ever again.

[Annarl]

Hey, it's a lot quieter here today.

Arquen, wow a LOTR marathon! That's an all day job and maybe into the evening as well. I hope you enjoy it.
I love how passionately people feel about the characters in the game. I may not agree but it's always interesting to see how others view the NPC. It can help me see them from different perspectives.

Modifié par omearaee, 29 juin 2011 - 03:50 .

[Annarl]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Varric: I was thinking of doing an epic retelling of Hard in Hightown. Every single story all in one night.

Fenris: You're insane. Even you can't talk for an entire day.

Varric: Care to make a wager?  Five sovereigns that I can do it?

Fenris: Five sovereigns says you can't.

Varric: Very well elf we shall see who laughs last.

Twelve hours later

Varric: (exhausted)....and then....damn what happens next?...does anyone remember what happens next?

Fenris: (tired)  He opens a tavern on the coast?

Varric: No, I think that's the next chapter.

Fenris: Can we just call it a draw?

Varric: Yeah, (rests head on table) Maker, I hope I never have to tell a story like that ever again.

Cute!

It would great if some of Varric's stories were codex entries we could find throughout  Kirkwall.  I mean who could resist Hard in Hightown. Especially if it involved Fenris:wub:

Modifié par omearaee, 29 juin 2011 - 04:52 .

[Cawti35]

Currently playing sarcastic Hawke and they have found their way into my prompt response.


                                                                             THE ARISHOK
At the Hanged Man.

FENRIS: A toast to you Hawke. When I first met you I was impressed by your abilities and character. I had no inkling at the time however that you would earn the respect of the Arishok and have the skill to best him in a duel.

HAWKE: The Arishok decided that I was worthy of living by the Quarni’s rules, not my own. I care nothing for his respect. The Qunari, the Chantry, the Imperium, the Dalish, even Anders they all have their dogmas and I am sick of them trying to shove them down my throat! I want to decide my place in the world for myself, thank you very much. Just where are the Qunari women anyway? I’ll not be locked away like property. Who is the Arishok to proclaim me worthy or unworthy?!

FENRIS: I believe there are still some Qunari stragglers by the docks if you would care to ‘vent’ your frustrations further.

Hawke glares at him

FENRIS: Or not as you choose.

HAWKE: I don’t get it. If a boatful of Orlesian soldiers landed here tomorrow, we would take up arms and spit on them. Yet we treated the Qunari, who we know have every intention of trying to conquer as soon as they feel able, like welcome guests. The Arishok openly lied and threatened hostility on more than one occasion and we did nothing. We actually tried to appease him. Maker, I sound like Sister Petrice.

Hawke shakes her head slowly from side to side, laughing at herself. She draws a deep breath.

FENRIS: Is there nothing of the Qunari that appealed to you?

HAWKE: Well, there were those leather chaps that the Arishok wore…

FENRIS: That is not quite what I had in mind Hawke.

HAWKE: And that's our problem Fenris.

Modifié par Cawti35, 29 juin 2011 - 08:31 .

[Dr. Doctor]

The Arishok

Kirkwall Docks

Captain: (getting off his boat) Fear not people of Kirkwall! We have come to vanquish the Qunari!

Fenris: (eating an apple) Already taken care of.

Captain: What do you mean already taken care of elf?

Fenris: Its already taken care of. The Qunari are gone.

Captain: But that Warden Stroud said that there was a full scale war going on here. We sailed for three days from Nevarra to get here!

Fenris: Well then you can sail back with the good news.

[Cawti35]

@ Dr. Doctor

Face palm. I am not worthy.

[kromify]

i lol'd

[UrsulaCousland]

 Oh, Maker...

Doc, you're killing me, both with the PMS banter and the Arishok prompt. (And whoever posted the TampQun thing...)

*shuffles off to academic responsibility - my laptop got bricked, and along with it, my prompt. And I have no desire to rewrite it right now. 

[FenrisDeSolar]

 So, updated Until We Bleed again, although late because my internet died. That is excuse number one, btw. Next week I'll tell you my cat drank my coffee, and you better believe it. 

FanFiction.Net

or

DeviantArt

Take your pick.

[Dr. Doctor]

Yes.



Deviantart

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

@Doctor

The hell?

[metalgirl-1]

@ Dr. Doctor

OMG!! That's too funny!! And...quite adorable. Dammit!! Why is Fenris so adorable even in internet meme form?!

Modifié par metalgirl-1, 30 juin 2011 - 12:31 .

[Shacary]

Im still giggling over the Kid prompt writings and ya even the Hawke out of sorts time and the " supply" names. It totally must be something in the water! And OO LOL I loved the Qunari writings too. I stand in awe! { ignore the laughing tho... its still awe... no really..}

[Arquen]

Working again. Another week of killing myself... anyways.. I had a prompt but it will have to wait till I get home to finish.

Yes lotr is my passion. Im a tolkienite to the core. The extended blueray came out and I totally hinged over 4pm to like 6:30 am or so. It was...bliss...

Also, great quote made me think of da2...
"People in those stories had plenty of chances of turning back only they didn't. They were holding onto something..."
"What are we holding onto..."
"That there is some good in this world, and it is worth protecting."

There were more but I love that monologue even though it wasn't in the books.

Also, started a fenris fanart I don't know if ill be able to finish it anytime soon, but. Finally started!

[UrsulaCousland]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Yes.

*meme awesomeness reluctantly snipped *

Deviantart

*ROFL*

[Dr. Doctor]

Awakening time:

Velanna: You're staring at me again.

Fenris: You're different from the other Dalish I have met.

Velanna: Really?

Fenris: Yes. The other one talks incessantly. I cannot comprehend how anyone could tolerate such chatter.

Velanna: I could say the same of you.



Fenris: I believe that you know these two.

Velanna: There's only one person here you fool.

Anders: Oh, you're calling me a person now, that's high praise comming from you.

Velanna: I still just see Anders, who else is here?

Anders: Well, you of course remember Justice, and his little problem.

Velanna: (pinches the bridge of her nose) You became Justice's host? Of all of the things he could pick to inhabit he had to pick the village idiot?

Fenris: (chuckles)

Velanna: Avert your eyes fool, this is a matter between Anders and myself.

Varric: (whispering to Hawke) Maker, she's like Tevinter if he was a mage.

Hawke: And a woman.

Varric: I'm not so sure, anyone who's willing to tell an abomination that he's the village idiot has to have some pretty big stones if you catch my drift.