I need to, well, come into this thread more often.
Seriously. And before coffee. What a great day I'm going to have.
mnomaha wrote...
Wow.
I need to, well, come into this thread more often.
Seriously. And before coffee. What a great day I'm going to have.

aldien wrote...
So... I guess I shouldn't post the chapter where Malcolm has possessed sex with Amelia? Let me clarify... Amelia is Hawke's friend not Malcolm's daughter. I just know someone would get the wrong idea, like Ren. This is your fault Coldy.
This is usually one of those strange ramblings that starts an argument. I think that Fenris and Merrill have small pelvises which could be a problem during intercourse. I also think that ummmmm Hawke would never be able to reach maximum penetration not without doing some internal damage. Hawke is a big guy as in muscular with large frame and uh maybe other large things. And I'm talking about male and female elves not just Fenris. That's how I see it. Ren says otherwise. She's all about the stretching....

LMAO at you Ren.
:lol::lol:It's not that he has a tiny weeny. Loook!!!!!!!! If you notice the size of a female elf compared to a male there isn't much difference. I'm saying he was made with a certain proportion in mind. I'm not saying it is useless.Just... you know, it may not be what Hawke is used to receiving
coldwetn0se wrote...
What Ren may think is between her and her god(s).
I might suggest visual aids to understand the dynamics better, and if I thought I wouldn't get banned (or you running away scared...LOL) I would get a bit more descriptive on such matters.
As for Fenris' "other" size.....well, I can imagine that as well, in sooo many ways. HA!
I have some first hand experience with height/frame not equating to the pink bits, so imagining Fen being well enough endowed, isn't difficult. I caught a movie a few weeks back on one of the movie channels. This movie had a nudist who walked around the entire movie in the buff. Based on knowing how tall (in general) the other actors were, I knew he was no taller than about 5'6'' (and very likely shorter by an inch or two). The point is, this gentleman was definately larger than average. Just saying....LOL
mnomaha wrote...
Wow.
I need to, well, come into this thread more often.
Seriously. And before coffee. What a great day I'm going to have.
okiness wrote...
I just.
I have so many damn Fenris feelings. So many. In fact, whereas with Alistair I was too conscious and never wrote fanfiction, now I write a ton of Fenris fanfiction. Tons of it. It's everywhere. And I draw it. Oh just take my fanfiction:
http://www.fanfictio...-Tell-the-Truth here's a fanfiction!
And here's an AU of that fanfiction based on my hatred of Danarius, http://www.fanfictio...9103769/1/Worth
And here's an Anders/Fenris/Hawke triangle
http://www.fanfictio...03738/1/Longing
And here's a very M rated fanfiction:
http://www.fanfictio...10472/1/Running I like it the best, though
And here's some fanart!
*snip*
and some more fanart:
http://25.media.tumb...mdbnvo1_500.jpg
I. . . I just have so many Fenris feelings I'm sorry
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aldien wrote...
Malcolm's such a bad mf'er. Why does no one see that? It's not like Hawke got his balls from nowhere. Hawke is modelled after him after all. I thought someone might think I named my Hawke Amelia. Just wanted to make that clear. See now... you are aggrevating the crap out of me by calling him Papa. It's so very rotten! Mama Hawke... pfffffft. She was ready to move on three years after Malcolm's death. Seems a short time considering how long they were together. I always wondered what Malcolm would have thought of Fenris. I wonder if he would have considered anyone good enough for his child.
Pink bits? Please tell me we are talking about undercooked hamburger. Maybe hamburger buns? A nudist who walked around the entire movie in the buff? ROFL! Nudist... in the buff... hehehehe I'm glad you cleared that up.That made me giggle. I have to tease you after the papa comment you evil woman! Although... is a nudist still a nudist once they put clothes on??? Hmmmmmmm......
Do not call him papa Ren or so help me!!!!!!! And yes I do have very naughty and descriptive imagings going on concerning Malcolm and his magical fingersA noblewoman wouldn't just go for anyone. Malcolm was dashing and no doubt talented in many ways... many many ways. I like the whole dark corner rendeavouz they had. Mmmmmmm Malcom... Fenris... Malcolm.... it's all good.
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renjility wrote...
Hazegurl wrote...
When did Gamlen say that? Is that during a Male Hawke/Fenris romance or Female Hawke/Fenris? Gotta love Gamlen. LOL!
It happens with a male Hawke in act 3. I'm not sure if you should have completed Fenris' QB quest for it to occur, but if you click on Gamlen, he can utter that line. It might take a few clickies before you get, because Gamlen has more nonsense to say (not about Fenris).
aldien wrote....
I always wondered what Malcolm would have thought of Fenris. I wonder if he would have considered anyone good enough for his child.
coldwetn0se wrote...
@aldy - well, if you would ever like to feast your eyes on some yummmy drellish art, just say the word. @mnomaha and I can (and will ) provide. HA!As for being close knit...yeah. I think we are. And we are weird...a bit....sometimes....often....and quite perverted....want some good Thane kink to read??? HAHAHAHA!
Hehe, I suppose it is only fair that myself and @mnomaha occasionally throw Thane into the convo here...we toss about Fenris and Zevran a-plenty on the Thane threads.Hell, I have even posted Fenris pics on the Thane thread....he was soooo "green" with jealousy! BWAHAHAHA! I swear; I am reverting to my childhood with puns like that. XD
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