The Official Fenris Discussion thread
#6926
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:35
Brother Gentalia... X'DDDD
#6927
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:36
Bryy_Miller wrote...
trickybunny wrote...
David Gaider wrote...
trickybunny wrote...
Well they allow umm male appendages, they just can't be for example "at attention" or being inserted into something lol
Brother Genitalia is a jealous man, and he makes the rules. No southerly gardens belonging to either gender, please.
*whoosh!* Is this a riddle Dave? Or are you just being uber wise and mysterious?
He's telling you not to post it. It's really not that hard to decypher.
Don't act dumb. It is extremely unfitting.
#6928
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:38
#6929
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:38
#6930
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:38
David Gaider wrote...
trickybunny wrote...
Well they allow umm male appendages, they just can't be for example "at attention" or being inserted into something lol
Brother Genitalia is a jealous man, and he makes the rules. No southerly gardens belonging to either gender, please.
If he's anything like Brother Genitivi I really wonder what sort of volumes he's penned.
#6931
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:38
I bet the devs, when they were putting together this Diary, were all like.
"You know guyz... Guyz.... guyz... those girls on that thread... and those boys... on that Fenris thread guys. We treat 'em so bad. So bad. We give them nothing. Tell 'em nottin' bout what LIs are available to dem ladyHawke loverz, disenchantin' half the gender base for marketing purposes and stuff. What say we just give them poor fans a little hip shake? A little Fenris booty shake?"
"Approved."
"*Dev Highfive*"
It probably went down like that.
#6932
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:39
Anarya wrote...
David Gaider wrote...
trickybunny wrote...
Well they allow umm male appendages, they just can't be for example "at attention" or being inserted into something lol
Brother Genitalia is a jealous man, and he makes the rules. No southerly gardens belonging to either gender, please.
If he's anything like Brother Genitivi I really wonder what sort of volumes he's penned.
Who wrote The Stone Temptress?
#6933
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:39
And then we got trolled with voice-over eating Fenris-voice.
#6934
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:40
Pseudocognition wrote...
There's almost too much of Fenris in the Fenris thread today.
Remember that part when Cassandra threw what looked like a fifteen pound book into Varric's face?
That Fenris hip swag is hittin this thread just like that. Hard, heavy, and got all our attention.
#6935
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:40
Maera Imrov wrote...
I can see this Dev meeting going like that. Just like that.
And then we got trolled with voice-over eating Fenris-voice.
Evil...pure evil I tell you
#6936
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:41
PoisonTheCity wrote...
... that sounds far too similar to 'Brother Genitivi' for me not to giggle through the Sacred Ashes questline from now on.
-facepalm- oh my freaking GOD!!
I knew there was someone who sounded like that SOME where!! XDDDDD
#6937
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:42
#6938
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:42
HolyJellyfish wrote...
Damn those hips.
I bet the devs, when they were putting together this Diary, were all like.
"You know guyz... Guyz.... guyz... those girls on that thread... and those boys... on that Fenris thread guys. We treat 'em so bad. So bad. We give them nothing. Tell 'em nottin' bout what LIs are available to dem ladyHawke loverz, disenchantin' half the gender base for marketing purposes and stuff. What say we just give them poor fans a little hip shake? A little Fenris booty shake?"
"Approved."
"*Dev Highfive*"
It probably went down like that.
OK... I laughed. I can totally see this happening.
#6939
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:43
#6940
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:43
littlenikki wrote...
Maera Imrov wrote...
I can see this Dev meeting going like that. Just like that.
And then we got trolled with voice-over eating Fenris-voice.
Evil...pure evil I tell you
I actually laughed when that happened.
"Okay guys, here is the part where Fenris spea-"
Gaider: "NO NO NO! You musn't reveal! There needs to be a Narrator voice over!"
"... Are you sure? I mean, we did cast a FANTASTIC person that would draw in a lot of fans who are suspicious of his character"
Gaider: "Guyz. I don't ask much. Don't take away my pleasure. I must draw it out. I only have one more month left of torturing them."
".... Totally got your back dude!"
*Gaider & Devs High Five.*
Modifié par HolyJellyfish, 12 janvier 2011 - 06:44 .
#6941
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:45
leonia42 wrote...
Anarya wrote...
David Gaider wrote...
trickybunny wrote...
Well they allow umm male appendages, they just can't be for example "at attention" or being inserted into something lol
Brother Genitalia is a jealous man, and he makes the rules. No southerly gardens belonging to either gender, please.
If he's anything like Brother Genitivi I really wonder what sort of volumes he's penned.
Who wrote The Stone Temptress?
It was that rakish Bann Teagan according to Aimo.
#6942
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:45
MagneticDawn wrote...
Why is fenris' voice the only one in which we don't know what he sounds like?
Our tears...our sweet delicious tears
#6943
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:46
MagneticDawn wrote...
Why is fenris' voice the only one in which we don't know what he sounds like?
Simple, Cuz they hate us.
#6944
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:46
HolyJellyfish wrote...
littlenikki wrote...
Maera Imrov wrote...
I can see this Dev meeting going like that. Just like that.
And then we got trolled with voice-over eating Fenris-voice.
Evil...pure evil I tell you
I actually laughed when that happened.
"Okay guys, here is the part where Fenris spea-"
Gaider: "NO NO NO! You musn't reveal! There needs to be a Narrator voice over!"
"... Are you sure? I mean, we did cast a FANTASTIC person that would draw in a lot of fans who are suspicious of his character"
Gaider: "Guyz. I don't ask much. Don't take away my pleasure. I must draw it out. I only have one more month left of torturing them."
".... Totally got your back dude!"
*Gaider & Devs High Five.*
So should we start speculating that Mr. David Gaider is the actual VO for Fenris?
#6945
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:48
buggirl wrote...
So should we start speculating that Mr. David Gaider is the actual VO for Fenris?
Well. Gaider did say that Fenris has an accent that would reveal who the VO is.
Gaider does have a funny Canadian accent, I suspect.
Gaider is totally Fenris.
SOLVED.
#6946
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:50
HolyJellyfish wrote..
Well. Gaider did say that Fenris has an accent that would reveal who the VO is.
Gaider does have a funny Canadian accent, I suspect.
Gaider is totally Fenris.
SOLVED.
.......
Oh heaven's help us if he is!
#6947
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:50
Unless, of course, it was someone returning from DA or the ME-verse.
#6948
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:50
trickybunny wrote...
Bryy_Miller wrote...
trickybunny wrote...
David Gaider wrote...
trickybunny wrote...
Well they allow umm male appendages, they just can't be for example "at attention" or being inserted into something lol
Brother Genitalia is a jealous man, and he makes the rules. No southerly gardens belonging to either gender, please.
*whoosh!* Is this a riddle Dave? Or are you just being uber wise and mysterious?
He's telling you not to post it. It's really not that hard to decypher.
Don't act dumb. It is extremely unfitting.Except I wasn't acting dumb there champ I really didn't know what he meant. I'm sorry I'm not a professional at translating Gaiderisms
Just because you adore Fenris and decide to make naked pictures of him does not mean it is impossible for the devs not to share your enthusiasm. Gaider was being polite and making a joke about it, but he was also saying not to do it. That's all I was pointing out. I was not trying to be rude. Also, don't you think it might annoy or even freak out the other people who rather enjoy this thread, but who are not as into Fenris as the uber-fangirls? I mean... you were asking to post a full nude of a video game character.
Again, not trying to be rude. Just clarifying things. I don't wish to get this thread locked.
#6949
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:53
#6950
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 06:53
Bryy_Miller wrote...
I mean... you were asking to post a full nude of a video game character.
On a different website!!!
Edit: What Maera said.
Modifié par Tamyn, 12 janvier 2011 - 06:54 .





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