Ramante wrote...
Fears... like others said I think he will have some trust-issues, thought that's not really fear of course. I hope it is not a fear of heights (don't want to drag him up that mountain where the Dalish are). xD
Fen: You've dragged me up to this bridge in the Hightown for what reason?
Hawke: (
Signals to Varric behind Fen's back) To survey the bridge and make sure it's a defensible strategic point
(
Varric sneaks behind Fen and attaches something to his belt)
Hawke: So Fen, what do you think?
(
Fen takes a step to the edge of the bridge and peers down)
Fen: (
slight shudder as he looks down) Well, if we use Varric over here, he and Bianca should be able to pin down anyone on this side of the cliff, leaving us able to....
Hawke: NOW Varric!
(
Varric waddles behind Fenris and gives him a good shove off the bridge)
Fen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(
Seconds before Fenris hits the waves, the magical rope gets taut and Fenris bounce back up)
Fen: (
as he flies back up) MAKER, Im not (
Fen starts falling down again) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (
Flying up) Dead, Dead, dead, Im going to...(
Falling down) ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
(
After about five minutes of this, Hawke and Varric pull Fen up)
Fen: What the (insert Tevinter swear here) did you do?
Hawke: Well, we got this magic rope from Bun Gee, a merchant down in the quarter. Isabela suggested something called "Aversion therapy" for your height issues, and we figured this would be the best way to do it.
Fen: In that case let's see how far I can toss a dwarf!