I feel a disturbance in the Force...there is a/some Varric fan-girl(s) rolling their eyes and going 'Oh them dang Fen-gurls' in a Texan accent. I can feel it.
Speaking of Varric Fan-girls, me and my mother (a hard-core Varric girl) just had an interesting conversation.
Me: -still wound up from the Fenris vid- Er... 'LI potholes?' -has dirty thoughts-
Mum: Hmm? -looks- LI as in Long Island, sweetie. What were *you* thinking? -raises eyebrow-
Me: Nothing...just thinking about Fenris-
Mum: when are you *not* thinking about elf-boy?
Me: I'm offended. I don't think about him that much.
Mum: -raises eyebrow again-
Me: shuddup. Anyways, there's this new video with Fen in it, and all us Fen-girls are excited.
Mum: Oh. Fenris is actually pretty cool-
Me: -sigh- yeah-
Mum: not even *half* as cool as Varric though.

Me: Hey! Fenris is so cool, dwaf-boy can't *touch* him without getting frost-bite.
Mum: -raises eyebrow at my lame comeback- Whatever, Fenny only *wishes* he were Varric.
Me: O_O. -thinking quickly- Pfft, yeah for a minute, just so he can shave all that LAME chesthair off!
Mum: D:<
Me: >