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[lonewolfxxx]

Let all Hell break loose on this thread (this page specifically).

Modifié par lonewolfxxx, 13 février 2011 - 05:23 .

[Tashash]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Varric: And cue Isabela informing the naive elf girl on how sex works.
Cassandra: So it's true? Hawke *did* have an elven lover?
Varric: Sister, you have no idea. -shudder-
Cassandra: Wait. How exactly do you know what happened if the door was closed?
Varric: Well, I *listened* at the door, of course.
Cassandra: You...what?
Varric: Yeah, it got pretty nasty after a bit. You've heard of an Antivan Milk Sandwich, right?
Cassandra: ENOUGH!
Varric: ...well, apparently Tevinter has it's own version, *much* kinkier-
Cassandra: I SAID ENOUGH!
Varric: and elf-boy is, apparently, *very* good at it.
Cassandra: ARGH! I SAID *ENOUGH*, DWARF!

LOL
I'd do it, just to ****** her off.

[opheliamars]

The LULZ, they are killing me! 

[Meer]

I think my visits to this win thread have given me six pack abs from laughter.  XD
That last Cassandra TMI skit was....<3

[stephen1493]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Varric: And cue Isabela informing the naive elf girl on how sex works.
Cassandra: So it's true? Hawke *did* have an elven lover?
Varric: Sister, you have no idea. -shudder-
Cassandra: Wait. How exactly do you know what happened if the door was closed?
Varric: Well, I *listened* at the door, of course.
Cassandra: You...what?
Varric: Yeah, it got pretty nasty after a bit. You've heard of an Antivan Milk Sandwich, right?
Cassandra: ENOUGH!
Varric: ...well, apparently Tevinter has it's own version, *much* kinkier-
Cassandra: I SAID ENOUGH!
Varric: and elf-boy is, apparently, *very* good at it.
Cassandra: ARGH! I SAID *ENOUGH*, DWARF!

Cassandra: Wait a bit. How would you know her opinion of her lover? I doubt you'd be the one she'd converse over her love with.

Varric: (Sneering at her)  Simple. I threw her on the most uncomfortable stone chair in the world, looked down on her as if my poo don't stink, then threatend to kill her if she didn't tell me everything!


Cassandra: (smugly) I hear that's very effective.

Modifié par stephen1493, 13 février 2011 - 05:34 .

[Ninjacat513]

stephen1493 wrote...

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Varric: And cue Isabela informing the naive elf girl on how sex works.
Cassandra: So it's true? Hawke *did* have an elven lover?
Varric: Sister, you have no idea. -shudder-
Cassandra: Wait. How exactly do you know what happened if the door was closed?
Varric: Well, I *listened* at the door, of course.
Cassandra: You...what?
Varric: Yeah, it got pretty nasty after a bit. You've heard of an Antivan Milk Sandwich, right?
Cassandra: ENOUGH!
Varric: ...well, apparently Tevinter has it's own version, *much* kinkier-
Cassandra: I SAID ENOUGH!
Varric: and elf-boy is, apparently, *very* good at it.
Cassandra: ARGH! I SAID *ENOUGH*, DWARF!

Cassandra: Wait a bit. How would you know her opinion of her lover? I doubt you'd be the one she'd converse over her love with.

Varric: (Sneering at her)  Simple. I threw her on the most uncomfortable stone chair in the world, looked down on her as if my poo don't stink, then threatend to kill her if she didn't tell me everything!


Cassandra: (smugly) I hear that's very effective.

Varric: (Snicker) Indeed, especially when you threaten to poo ON her just prove it.


Ah, potty humor.

[Astoria]

otherarrow wrote...

Astoria wrote...

 So, I've been doing some pondering. There's been speculation around here that when Fenris Temple of Dooms that guy it will be the first time we encounter him. I'm inclined to think not. 


Note his outfit. Now in the video he has that snappy dark number with the sleek chest armor. Why would he down grade from armor to just a tunic? That doesn't make much sense. I'll venture to guess we meet him prior to the events in that clip. Unless, of course, his design was completely revamped after this screen was released. In which case my point is moot.

The thing is - look at the voice video. Fenris is on his own coming towards Hawke's full party. Why'd he do that if he was already with hawke?
Out killing peeps on his on in his spare time?

I'm thinking maybe it's a companion quest of his. He uses himself as bait to lure the slave hunters out. He's all alone and they think they have the drop on him. They try to spring a trap, but little do they know Hawke & Co are waiting in the wings to foil their nefarious plans.

[stephen1493]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

stephen1493 wrote...

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Varric: And cue Isabela informing the naive elf girl on how sex works.
Cassandra: So it's true? Hawke *did* have an elven lover?
Varric: Sister, you have no idea. -shudder-
Cassandra: Wait. How exactly do you know what happened if the door was closed?
Varric: Well, I *listened* at the door, of course.
Cassandra: You...what?
Varric: Yeah, it got pretty nasty after a bit. You've heard of an Antivan Milk Sandwich, right?
Cassandra: ENOUGH!
Varric: ...well, apparently Tevinter has it's own version, *much* kinkier-
Cassandra: I SAID ENOUGH!
Varric: and elf-boy is, apparently, *very* good at it.
Cassandra: ARGH! I SAID *ENOUGH*, DWARF!

Cassandra: Wait a bit. How would you know her opinion of her lover? I doubt you'd be the one she'd converse over her love with.

Varric: (Sneering at her)  Simple. I threw her on the most uncomfortable stone chair in the world, looked down on her as if my poo don't stink, then threatend to kill her if she didn't tell me everything!


Cassandra: (smugly) I hear that's very effective.

Varric: (Snicker) Indeed, especially when you threaten to poo ON her just prove it.

Cassandra: Don't get your hopes up, dwarf.

Modifié par stephen1493, 13 février 2011 - 05:37 .

[MicheleMassacre]

Oh the banter between the two makes me giggle.

[Deliciously-Demonic]

Ninja, if we knew each other in RL, I can see we'd be BFFs. That's just beautiful -wipes away tear-

[Ninjacat513]

I feel loved xD

[panamakira]

Yey~ Just made my Fenris banner. Nothing impressive but I do wanna show the love~

[Ninjacat513]

stephen1493 wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

stephen1493 wrote...

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Varric: And cue Isabela informing the naive elf girl on how sex works.
Cassandra: So it's true? Hawke *did* have an elven lover?
Varric: Sister, you have no idea. -shudder-
Cassandra: Wait. How exactly do you know what happened if the door was closed?
Varric: Well, I *listened* at the door, of course.
Cassandra: You...what?
Varric: Yeah, it got pretty nasty after a bit. You've heard of an Antivan Milk Sandwich, right?
Cassandra: ENOUGH!
Varric: ...well, apparently Tevinter has it's own version, *much* kinkier-
Cassandra: I SAID ENOUGH!
Varric: and elf-boy is, apparently, *very* good at it.
Cassandra: ARGH! I SAID *ENOUGH*, DWARF!

Cassandra: Wait a bit. How would you know her opinion of her lover? I doubt you'd be the one she'd converse over her love with.

Varric: (Sneering at her)  Simple. I threw her on the most uncomfortable stone chair in the world, looked down on her as if my poo don't stink, then threatend to kill her if she didn't tell me everything!


Cassandra: (smugly) I hear that's very effective.

Varric: (Snicker) Indeed, especially when you threaten to poo ON her just prove it.

Cassandra: Don't get your hopes up, dwarf.

Varric:  Darn, I was looking forward to showing you.

[stephen1493]

*pouts in corner*

[tankgirly]

By our own DD.

[stephen1493]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

stephen1493 wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

stephen1493 wrote...

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

Varric: And cue Isabela informing the naive elf girl on how sex works.
Cassandra: So it's true? Hawke *did* have an elven lover?
Varric: Sister, you have no idea. -shudder-
Cassandra: Wait. How exactly do you know what happened if the door was closed?
Varric: Well, I *listened* at the door, of course.
Cassandra: You...what?
Varric: Yeah, it got pretty nasty after a bit. You've heard of an Antivan Milk Sandwich, right?
Cassandra: ENOUGH!
Varric: ...well, apparently Tevinter has it's own version, *much* kinkier-
Cassandra: I SAID ENOUGH!
Varric: and elf-boy is, apparently, *very* good at it.
Cassandra: ARGH! I SAID *ENOUGH*, DWARF!

Cassandra: Wait a bit. How would you know her opinion of her lover? I doubt you'd be the one she'd converse over her love with.

Varric: (Sneering at her)  Simple. I threw her on the most uncomfortable stone chair in the world, looked down on her as if my poo don't stink, then threatend to kill her if she didn't tell me everything!


Cassandra: (smugly) I hear that's very effective.

Varric: (Snicker) Indeed, especially when you threaten to poo ON her just prove it.

Cassandra: Don't get your hopes up, dwarf.

Varric:  Darn, I was looking forward to showing you.

Oh Varric, always gets the last word in.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 27 mars 2011 - 10:05 .

[stephen1493]

Pseudocognition wrote...

I bet Fenris is the guy that won't let you have the upper hand even in joking, playful situations. That's the only possibility I've been able to come up with that can connect his backstory with Balthier voice.
And that kind of person drives me NUTS. Argh. I'm going to love to hate him, if that's the case.

Varric: Way to go Elf! *Slugs him in the arm*

Fenris: (takes hammer and nails Varric in the face) Yeah you too.

[Ninjacat513]

Squee!  So much shiny!  



Merrill + Anders....So cute!


Merrill: I heard you have a cat? (Excited face)

Anders: Yes, and he's the bravest kitty in all of Thedas!  Ser Pounce-A-Lot!  (Anders takes the cat out of his robes)

Merrill: D'AWWW!  He's so cute!

Anders: Not the only thing that's 'so cute' around here.  I think I'm looking at her.

Merrill:  (Looking behind her)  Who?!  Where!?

[panamakira]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Squee!  So much shiny!  



Merrill + Anders....So cute!


Merrill: I heard you have a cat? (Excited face)

Anders: Yes, and he's the bravest kitty in all of Thedas!  Ser Pounce-A-Lot!  (Anders takes the cat out of his robes)

Merrill: D'AWWW!  He's so cute!

Anders: Not the only thing that's 'so cute' around here.  I think I'm looking at her.

Merrill:  (Looking behind her)  Who?!  Where!?

:wub:Aww that's cute!!

[stephen1493]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Squee!  So much shiny!  



Merrill + Anders....So cute!


Merrill: I heard you have a cat? (Excited face)

Anders: Yes, and he's the bravest kitty in all of Thedas!  Ser Pounce-A-Lot!  (Anders takes the cat out of his robes)

Merrill: D'AWWW!  He's so cute!

Anders: Not the only thing that's 'so cute' around here.  I think I'm looking at her.

Merrill:  (Looking behind her)  Who?!  Where!?

Fenris: Are we all forgetting whose thread this is?!?!

Merrill: Don't you talk to me pervert.

Fenris: For the love of the maker... I'm SORRY ABOUT THAT TIME OUTSIDE HAWKES ROOM!!!

Modifié par stephen1493, 13 février 2011 - 05:52 .

[HolyJellyfish]

Hey guys... guys... guys...

Remember that one time when Gaider was all like "YO! Fenris has a weird accent! And I ain't telling you nuttin!"

and we were all like. "Whud?! No fair! OMG! Speculate 30+ pages of Voice Actors later! OMG! Italian!? English? Welsh? Polish? South Africa- Nah, no wai it be south african..."

"Assassin's creed 2!" "Roger craig fergusun!" "Gilbert Godfried!"

And then it was all like....

ONE MONTH LATER ---

*four second clip of horrible quality sound*

"%$#^ POLISH!? VALEN!? GAIDER THIS FENRIS?!"

"whud maybe dinno haha BAI!"

"WTF...."

and then stuff EXPLODED and was like.

"OMG! Wait... waaaait guyz guyz. GUYZ. Gideon emery!"
"NO WAI! South Afrikan!? Nuh uh."
"YAH WAI!"
"UH UH"
"YAH. Look! They look alike! LOOK AT THEIR JAWS!"
"OMG. Mass effect 3 pic posted on Emery's Facebook!"
"WTF! TWEET HIM!"
"WHUT NO U B CRAZY!"
"omg. omg. omg."
"nuh uh not emery uh uh."
"Yuh huh South Afrikan yuh huh!"
"Uh uh."
"Yuh huh!"

And then it was all like.

"OHSHEET WE BE RIGHT!"


......

Dudes. Those were good times.

[tankgirly]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Squee!  So much shiny!  



Merrill + Anders....So cute!


Merrill: I heard you have a cat? (Excited face)

Anders: Yes, and he's the bravest kitty in all of Thedas!  Ser Pounce-A-Lot!  (Anders takes the cat out of his robes)

Merrill: D'AWWW!  He's so cute!

Anders: Not the only thing that's 'so cute' around here.  I think I'm looking at her.

Merrill:  (Looking behind her)  Who?!  Where!?

Moving this to Anders group. Too cute not to share.

[Raven_26]

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...

@ D-D

Sheldon Cooper?! *Dives under table in fear* Please no. Please no. I do not want my poor Lady Hawke to be reminded every second of how much more unintelligent she is.

---

Ooo, I forgot a flower. Aconitum! (First person to identify *one* it's common names wins a plate of non-fattening virtual cookies. )

Isn't one of the names Aconitum, is know by women's bane (that would be bad for female gamers XD)

Modifié par Raven_26, 13 février 2011 - 05:54 .