Speaking of the (what I assume is) the first encounter with Fenris I was inspired to do this (not so much Fenris,
I'm sorry);
(Fenris looks at the party with defying eyes, a residue of translusent blue still wearing off.)
Hawke: So... A nice trick, you got there.
Fenris: Do you want to have a go?
H: No! No... Just. Very nice.
F: Then get the hell out of here.
Varric (takes a step forward while admiring his perfect finger nails): You might wanna watch that mouth of yours, elf. Hawke here is on a mission, you see, and she never fails a mission.
F: I could turn the inside of your brain into pulp in a heartbeat, dwarf.
V: Woa now. Don't be like that. (Fenris walks toward him threateningly, forcing the dwarf to back down.)
H: You two, snap out of it. Now, since you're not going to come freely I suggest we make a deal.
F: The only deals I'm making involves you either dead or running like pigs.
(Hawke sighs and turns to her party. At that moment Anders spots something by his feet.)
Anders: Oh look at the little kitten! Who's a cutie, who is? (He bends down to cuddle the cat.)
H: ANDERS! This is not the time!
A: Oh, don't listen to the old grumpy lady. She is just jealous.
H: Oh for the love of-- Where is Justice when you need him? (Anders jerks upwards and his eyes start glowing blue.)
Vengeance: WHEN THE WIND SHRIEKS AT THE HARHSNESS OF THE SEA, WHEN THE NIGHT SKY CRIES AT THE SUNRISE, THAT IS THE TIME WHEN JUSTICE IS TO BE SERVED.
H: O_o …. So you won't help?
V: WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, YOU NEED NOT ASK.
H: Thanks for nothing. (Mumbles bitterly for herself.)
F (Irritably): Could you hurry up? I do not have all day.
H: Yeah, yeah, I get it. (Sighs yet again.) So, Merrill, what do you say we should do?
Merrill: Hey, don't look at me! I only followed because you for some reason need three mages in your party. (Suddenly, a roar splits the sky as Anders sees his beloved cat get molested by a hoard of children.)
V: JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED! TO THE PITS OF HELL I SHALL SEND THEE WHO SMITE THIS CREATURE OF INNOCENCE!
H: Not again... Anders! Contain your demonic spirit, would you? For one minute, please.
M: Don't worry, I'll get it. (She casts a spell on the raging body that is Anders' and he immediately slumps to the ground, magically asleep.)
H: Thank you. (She turns back to where the elf was standing. He is now gone.) Oh bloody hell! You have got to be kidding me! *Facepalm* That is it! I am never taking you with me again, hear that, Anders?!
Modifié par solstickan, 16 février 2011 - 11:58 .