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[stephen1493]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

xD I can just see the awkwardness now...

Mamma Hawke: Marian, we need to have a serious talk.

Hawke: Mum, we went through this when I was twelve....Please, not again!

Mamma Hawke: This isn't about that! It's about you and that...Elven slave. I've seen the looks you two give each other!

Hawke: "Elven slave"?! I'm outta' here...

Varric: I've seen him give her more than looks before...

Hawke: *Throws Fireball*

Modifié par stephen1493, 18 février 2011 - 04:09 .

[stephen1493]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Or maybe Merrill isn't as innocent as we are led to believe. She could be the Dragon Age version of Mordin... @_@

I refuse to accept this.

[Ninjacat513]

Merrill: I am the very model of an Elven Dalish Keeper...!

[Ninjacat513]

More on topic...



I wonder if Bethany will try to glomp my Fenris

[stephen1493]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Merrill: I am the very model of an Elven Dalish Keeper...!

Merrill: I've studied broad nature magic and even went deeper...

How dare you get me started Ninjacat. How dare you...

[Ms .45]

Tashash wrote...

Sticky Controller wrote...

If the sexual scenes are handled differently depending on rivalry or friendship, then the game adds to the effect of wanting to replay it.
Fenris - Mutual friendship to love and gently pressing down on the bed or heated rivalry up against the wall love
@Akako13shi Oooh! I want a kiss in the rain with Fenris! Hawke looks surprised xD That would be great if things were taken like that in the game. Rather than asking them to come to bed, they shock you by taking you into a room or something all of a sudden.

YES! Yesyesyesyesyes! It get's so annoying having to initiate the 'tent' scene - sometimes you want them to ask you!

@Akako - So cute!

What are you talking about? Morrigan and Alistair both ambush you in Origins, and with Alistair you don't even have to click on him if you've got approval high enough. Hopefully we can all get ambushed in DA2

[Ninjacat513]

Alistair even intiates a kiss ;3

[Deliciously-Demonic]

I hope Leandra does give Hawke 'The Talk...' mostly because my Hawkes will all be 16-19 years old at the beginning, in my mind (Yes, that will make Carver/Bethany at least 15-18, but I really don't give a crap!)



Leandra: Daughter/Son, I've noticed you and (suchandsuch) have become quite...close.

1.1; Yes. And?

2.1; Well we do battle together all the time, so...

3.1; I don't see how it's any of your business.



1.1=I just wanted to talk to you about your budding relationship.

2.1=I don't mean that way, girl/boy. I mean more...intimately.

3.1=Don't try my patience, child, I get enough sass from your brother/sister! I just wish to speak to you about these relations.



Leandra: You see darling, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

1.2; Mother, I know how these things work. Father explained it years ago...

2.2; LALALALA NOT LISTENING LALALA!

3.3; I don't need any advice on how to have sex, I already know how it's done, seeing as I've already done it.



1.2=He did? Oh...I see. I'm glad that he was able to at least explain that to you...

2.2=Oh, don't be so childish girl/boy! But if you're going to be stubborn, I may as well not try at all.

3.3=Well! I hope for your sake you at least protected yourself against you-know-what, because I won't be looking after your child while you're off risking your lives to Darkspawn and Maker knows what else!



Renegade!Hawke...I love you. Marry me. Be my love monkey. D8

[stephen1493]

Varric: Thanks for the save. Almost bought the big one back there.

Fenris: It's your own damn fault. Maybe next time Hawke will give us an archer who knows how to stay away from swords.

Varric: Easy there Sunburn, just trying to pay you a compliment.

Fenris: There you go again! Why do you keep calling me Sunburn?!

Varric: *Smacks Fenris right on a lyrium vein*

Fenris: !!

Varric: That's why.

[Ninjacat513]

stephen1493 wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Merrill: I am the very model of an Elven Dalish Keeper...!

Merrill: I've studied broad nature magic and even went deeper...

How dare you get me started Ninjacat. How dare you...

Merrill:  I'm quite good at doing damage as a subset of a mage because I am an expert which I know as Dalish Pariah

[Ashwraith]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Fenris: (struggling with what looks like a bun strung onto a stick) My food is problematic.

God damn you, Doctor, now Fenris will always be River Tam in my eyes.


(...he swallowed a bug. c: )

[Ninjacat513]

Teehee, sunburn.





If only Papa Hawke were here. I think Hawkette's love intrests would think twice about crossing her mage daddy 'Cept maybe Anders...

[Tashash]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Or maybe Merrill isn't as innocent as we are led to believe. She could be the Dragon Age version of Mordin... @_@

I have a theory about this. Merrill comes from a Dalish clan, and is also the Keepers apprentice. Seems to me that they'd be a tight-knit community, with everybody knowing everybodies business...And it seems that the Keeper would be the one people would go to for advice about...well anything, so Merrill would need to know as well for the day when she becomes Keeper...

[Dr. Doctor]

Alistair:

Hightown

Fenris: (hearing the sound of horns) Any idea what the ruckus is about?

Varric: Rumor has it that the new king of Ferelden has come to introduce himself.

Fenris: Ah, nothing says nobility more than an ostentatious display of power.

Varric; Well you're a regular bastion of positivity aren't you elf?

Hawke: Be quiet, the procession is coming.

(A detatchment of the Royal Guard ride alongside Alistair, who is clad in his normal golden armor. The ex-templar has changed little since his time with the Warden, however there is a distinct look of disinterest in the eyes of the king as he scans the crowd, at least until he finds a rather familiar face)

Alistair: (to procession) Halt! (runs up to Hawke and pulls her into a tight hug) Maker's breath is it good to see you again my dear. I...I regretted what I said to you after the coronation, it was cold of me to just push you away like that...if you could ever-

Hawke: (feeling rather awkward) Your Highness...

Alistair: Please don't call me that...you don't have to call me that, I was an idiot can you ever forgive me?

Hawke: (breaking hug) Alistair, I mean no disrespect but you have mistaken me for someone else. My name is Hawke, I live here in the city.

Alistair: (blushing) My...my apologies miss, you just reminded me of someone I used to know. Forgive me. (Alistair rejoins the procession and continues on through Hightown)

Fenris: (raises eyebrow) Someone he used to know?

Hawke: Fen, sweetheart we will never talk about this again.

I have a Fem!Amell who romanced Alistair, and Hawke is related to the human mage so I figured that Fem!Hawke would resemble Alistair's lost love.

Modifié par Dr. Doctor, 18 février 2011 - 04:29 .

[Deliciously-Demonic]

@Tash; so...wait...the Keeper in a Dalish Clan is a mage-wielding historian who also does family and marriage counciling?



...wicked. >

[Madame Rose Crimsynn]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

I also hope that we get "the talk" from one of our party members or our mother (ei: Wynne and Mordin's talks with your Warden/Shep)

Bah, I want more embarrasing!Girl Talk. That had me in fits of laughter on the floor.

Isabela: So... You and Fenris...

Hawke: So Fenris and I what? 

Isabela: You and Fenris. Together. Happily. You're practically glowing and elf-boy is shining more then usual.

Hawke: (Blinks) I don't know what you're talking about.

Isabela: Of course you do! Those evenings when you go to your room early and then he mysteriously disappears, and then we can hear--.

Hawke: What?! You can hear us?!

Isabela: See, there you go Hawke. Admission is the first step forward. So... how far do the markings go?

Hawke: I... I... I...

Isabela: (Laughs) Oh, you don't have to tell me. Just nod your head. Chest?

Hawke: I... I... I... (Shakes head)

Isabela: Waist?

Hawke: (Shakes head again) 

Isabela Ah, so all the way? That must be... interesting.

Fenris: What are you talking about that is causing you to make such commotion?

Hawke: (Blushes) I... I... I...

Isabela: Just about your markings. The ones only Hawke has seen.

Fenris: The-the ones only Hawke has seen? What in--? You human women talk about the most inappropriate things.

[Tashash]

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...

@Tash; so...wait...the Keeper in a Dalish Clan is a mage-wielding historian who also does family and marriage counciling?

...wicked. >

That was what I was going for! But it makes sense, yes?

Dr - *Laughs at Hawke* And I can totally see Alistair doing that.

MRC - LOL, good job.

Madame Rose Crimsynn wrote...


Fenris: The-the ones only Hawke has seen? What in--? You human women talk about the most inappropriate things.

Too true.

Modifié par Tashash, 18 février 2011 - 04:35 .

[Fenn_]

For some reason I see it being more awkward if it was male hawke and Fenris geting the talk.

Modifié par Fenn , 18 février 2011 - 04:34 .

[stephen1493]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Teehee, sunburn.


If only Papa Hawke were here. I think Hawkette's love intrests would think twice about crossing her mage daddy 'Cept maybe Anders...

Papa Hawke: So this is the grumpy one is it?

Hawke: DAAAAAD!!

PAPA: I hear you have a problem with mages elf.  Does being in the presence of the gifted scare you?  Are you intimidated by the heights we can attain?

Fenris: What a surprise, a mage with a cocky attitude. We never see one of those in Tevinter.<_<

Hawke: this isn't happening.... this isn't happening.

Papa: I suppose we are just as rare as an elf with a sob story. Come, take my war stricken family to a campfire to hear about the Mage who gave you room, board, and food, but  was mean to you.

Fenris: Ah, a sarcastic mage.  Does your snobbery ever mess with your incantations?  I'd assume so, what with the frayed look of one who believes himself worthy of my notice.

Papa: I BEG YOUR PAR--

Fenris: Or maybe it was leaving your family to the mercy of the Blight without the head apostate in the family  because you were too busy running from Templars...(deep breath) that you believe you deserve my respect?  Don't ever expect to know me mage.  The only respect I seek from your family, comes from your daughter. * walks away*

Hawke: *In the corner banging her head off the wall*

Mama: I told you he was an angry little elf.

Papa: .............. I like him.


I took more than a few liberties with the plot, but it's the first time i wrote a "short story".
let me know what you think.

Modifié par stephen1493, 18 février 2011 - 04:40 .

[Deliciously-Demonic]

-waves to MRC from her special condo in the gutter- That was deliciously embarressing...and reminded me of when Leliana talked to my first Warden who romanced Alistair. I was embarressed myself (since that was conviently the day I first showed my mother Dragon Age! xD Those convos time themselves horribly!)

[Dr. Doctor]

Papa Hawke: So I see you're interested in my daughter.

Fenris: Yes sir I am.

Papa Hawke: You ever seen a man get turned inside out? It isn't a pretty sight.

Fenris: No sir I have not. Why do you ask?

Papa Hawke: Because if you break my little girl's heart you'll be finding out what that feels like.

[Ninjacat513]

stephen1493 wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Teehee, sunburn.


If only Papa Hawke were here. I think Hawkette's love intrests would think twice about crossing her mage daddy 'Cept maybe Anders...

Papa Hawke: So this is the grumpy one is it?

Hawke: DAAAAAD!!

PAPA: I hear you have a problem with mages elf.  Does being in the presence of the gifted scare you?  Are you intimidated by the heights we can attain?

Fenris: What a surprise, a mage with a cocky attitude. We never see one of those in Tevinter.<_<

Hawke: this isn't happening.... this isn't happening.

Papa: I suppose we are just as rare as an elf with a sob story. Come, take my war stricken family to a campfire to hear about the Mage who gave you room, board, and food, but  was mean to you.

Fenris: Ah a sarcastic mage,  Does your snobbery ever mess with your incantations?  I'd assume so what with the frayed look of one who believes himself worthy of my notice.

Papa: I BEG YOUR PAR--

Fenris: Or maybe it was leaving your family to the mercy of the Blight without the head apostate in the family  because you were too busy running from Templars...(deep breath) that you believe you deserve my respect?  Don't ever expect to know me mage.  The only respect I seek from your family, comes from your daughter. * walks away*

Hawke: *In the corner banging her head off the wall*

Mama: I told you he was an angry little elf.

Papa: .............. I like him.


I took more than a few liberties with the plot, but it's the first time i wrote a "short story".
let me know what you think.

 Could so see this happening if Papa Hawke was still around

[Ninjacat513]

you Doctor!

[Girl in the Box]

Ashwraith wrote...

Girl in the Box wrote...



I'm sooo hungry for a Fenris/Lady Hawke/Anders love triangle sandwich. [smilie]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/COMPAQ%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image002.gif[/smilie]

Well, considering Anders has Justice Vengeance along for the ride, it's
really more like a square.

....



I'm not sure whether I find that notion intriguing or terrifying. :c

 

 Oh right, I had forgotten about the demon. And yet, somehowthat makes the thought even more delightful.

Deliciously-Demonic wrote...



I find it intruiging. There's nothing quite like banging a demon. Just askmy Blood Mages in Origins.

 

 Haha, your mage sounds an awful lot like one of mine. Save little boy’s soul or have mind blowing kinky demon sex…hmm, how is that even a choice? I'll take door number two Bob! 

And to think she is all but ruling Ferelden now as Chancellor/mistress to the King.



 

Back on topic: how I go about romancing Fenris is definitely going to depend on his personality, though I’m already leaning towards a rivalry path. My snarky, chaos loving mage would love to take an arrogant,
egoistic warrior down a peg or two.  (if he turns out to be such) GAH, why can’t it be March already? LoL

 
As for Merrill being Miss Innocent, I’m not buying it. All I can say is she better keep her hands off my elf! 



 And the more girl talk/party banter the better, as far as I’m concerned. I swear my DAO party members wore a path in the stones walking across the proving grounds bridge in Orzammar.

Modifié par Girl in the Box, 18 février 2011 - 04:46 .

[stephen1493]

Dr. Doctor wrote...

Papa Hawke: So I see you're interested in my daughter.

Fenris: Yes sir I am.

Papa Hawke: You ever seen a man get turned inside out? It isn't a pretty sight.

Fenris: No sir I have not. Why do you ask?

Papa Hawke: Because if you break my little girl's heart you'll be finding out what that feels like.

Underlined the lie.

Modifié par stephen1493, 18 février 2011 - 04:45 .